APOLOGIZE

Nobody cares

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how long until he mysteriously "resurfaces" again with a new game and the press praises him as a hero

it was arguably the biggest leap in the platforming genre since Super Mario Bros 3.

not long enough.

What's he even do for money?? Did fez just set him up for life?

>Release a totally original indie game that totally isn't a rip-off of a free browser game
>Immediately start acting like you're the second coming of Christ

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>it was arguably the biggest leap in the platforming genre since Super Mario Bros 3.
a stripped version of a free flash game?

Phil is a pretentious faggot and I hope his cock falls off.

Today I will remind them
youtube.com/watch?v=QuDqraUlUcM

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he literally said he's never making a (public) game again and just composes music and edits video apparently

>says he won't patch the bugs out of Fez because it costs iirc $10000.00 to submit a patch on console
I don't think he's exactly set up for life

>Shitting on Japanese devs 10 years ago for losing relevance
>Japanese devs back on top since then
Like pottery

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>An interview where phil fish is shitting on people and claiming they dont deserve FEZII

*FUCKING YAWN* Wake me up when he releases the FEZ source code and/or the FEZZER editor.

Nah, not yet.

Suck my dick. Choke on it.

Did this cretin have to get a real job or is he still coasting through life at others expense?

I'm not sorry Fez is shit

at the time he was right though

This is the face of the Joker. A man damaged by society, a society that didn't deserve him.

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Yeah I agree but he was an asshole about it (and everything else really)

Kill the Ralsei

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He made some first person tetris game that bombed. The reality is he was a one hit wonder carried by other people and his temper tantrum was a polite way to exit the industry because he couldn't follow through

what a colossal faggot holy shit

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Ugliest and most beta man I've ever seen, look at this pathetic shell trying to crawl his way back to the vidya industry because he is broke, suck my dick, choke on it you little fucking bitch

literally who

>literally repeats all of Yea Forums's talking points
>has the same unfiltered attitude Yea Forums is famous for and loves to display
>doesn't have any undeserved fealty to the industry, says it like it is
>Yea Forums still shits on him
???

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no he wasn't you filthy niggerfaggot

It's really hard to overstate how bad Jap games got during the brown&bloom era.

No he wasn't.

>SKYWARD SWORD WAS GOOD

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the man had a tantrum, stomped his feet like a child and cancelled fez 2 because his dick wasnt being sucked
of course Yea Forums would rip on him

>t.phillipe poisson
Cuck

>>literally repeats all of Yea Forums's talking points
Like what
>has the same unfiltered attitude Yea Forums is famous for and loves to display
Too bad he could dish it out but the second he had to take it he ripped off his diaper, shit all over his toys and ran screaming from the building.

name 5 of the best japanese games of the era

>Fish shits on journalists
>Yea Forums hates him
>Yea Forums shits on journalists
>Fish defends the journalists
Peak tsundere baka onii-Yea Forumschan desu

>2012+10
>still giving this insufferable fag attention
Why are you like this Yea Forums. Can't you just move the fuck on

journalists were the ones initially propping him up by trying to make him out to be a wonder boy in the indie sector.

Good.
The more 'auteurs that society could never understand' that leave art the sooner people that aren't fucking self-absorbed man-children can reclaim it.
I don't want some cocksucker with a trustfund who pretends living in a converted warehouse who insists on conveying the plight of Ukranian Tractor Repairmen solely through the medium of interpretive masturbation-techniques to be getting a grant because their Daddy is on the board giving it out.
Give me craftsmanship over interpretation, give me substance over style.
Give me L. S. Lowry painting stick figures of the working class.
Give me War Poets who never attended a poetry slam but who could tell you what it was like to lead a group of men to their deaths.
Shit, give me Loki, the Scottish rapper who grew up on a Council Estate and 'gets' why poverty is a thing. I don't like Rap or the Scotland, neither has ever produced anything of value; but at least I can respect him for having something to say.
Give me anything except these smug, soulless socialist goblinoids who think they can bust a nut on a piece of paper and proclaim themselves artists.

good

>You made us all lose out on Fez 2. This is on you.
BASED, i no longer hate myself, thanks OP

>name 5 of the best japanese games of the era
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii 1
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii 2
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii 3
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii 4
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii 5

that's one game, baby!

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That lightened up my day, thanks! More miserable Phil is, the better the world becomes.

it's Fez's 10 year anniversary, it's a landmark title and deserves to be discussed
>VDG4Y

>Give me anything except these smug, soulless socialist goblinoids who think they can bust a nut on a piece of paper and proclaim themselves artists.
>phil fish
>socialist
lol

>landmark
No one remembers it but you faggots and vidya journalists who are starved of having anything interesting to discuss ever.

you will never be japanese

Wrong.

He clearly regrets his big tantrum but has no intention of backtracking because he'd be laughed out of it again forever.

>source: my solipsistic perspective

>t. coomer gacha game player

Wrong.