Nooo i will nuke the entire continent instead of graciously accepting defeat!

Every cleanrot knight is a woman too

It's my favorite ones so far actually. Hope they add more endings

it's way past your bedtime faggot

>you can't eat poop and rape people to death because... you just can't okay!?!?!

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So are nox maidens but i just gave 1 example. Honestly not into burkhas but the nox chicks…dayum

I was surprised in ng+ after that ending that nothing happened, and I wasn't attacked by my fake maiden

Pee pee poo poo mans ending seems like it's the second best after frenzied flame

I liked how the women were swordstriss and the men were monks

This is a true anti incel game

Seriously though isn’t his ending inevitable?
>the sheer fact that he can curse people
>the curse lasts forever
>dung eater does not seem to posses any special power ie what he does to create seedbed curse doesn’t require some magical tune it’s just sick shit
If we take the ending to mean that the elden ring’s shattering can happen again and there will be more than one elden lord, won’t there one day be a dung lord who cursed the land? Maybe ranni’s ending. But there doesn’t seem to be a real solution to the omen curse or anything that prevents some sick fuck from just doing what poopoo man does and eventually creating the despair rune.

*maybe ranni’s ending is an exception

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If you watch the games trailer, malenia jumps on ragahns back and stops herself, blooming directly on top of him on purpose.

Only the reeds afaik is a named place or mentioned which is odd for focusing on a place called the Lands Between. Between what? Reeds and....?

The Badlands

Reminder that Rykard could easily have mopped the floor with Malenia or Radhan

>MALENIA SHOULD'VE LOST INSTEAD OF WIN. RADAHN WON HE WON!

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What's the lore behind Radagon again? Where does he came from? Why did he abandon Rennala?

Badlands and Eochaid. So three lands outside of the lands between. Unless Eochaid was part of the lands between before it vanished.

>Hailed as a prodigy her whole life, despite being born suffering because of god bullshit. The cool demigods, shota bro included, probably just felt bad for her
>Gives up her pride to nukes entire continent in order to force a "draw" with Radahn, because "NOOOOO I"M TOO STRONG TO LOSE"
>Passes out and has to be dragged back to the Haligtree by an actual MVP
>Radahn technically won the fight because he was still standing afterwards, even if he got rot AIDs and went insane from it
>Brother gets kidnapped by a rapist with actual AIDs while she snoozes uselessly
>Wakes up and has the absolute gall to say "I have never known defeat" despite the last two points
>Forced to go Super Rot Saiyan against a lowly tarnished and still gets owned.
name a more pathetic character

LET ME SOLO HER HAHA UPVOTES TO THE LEFT

Why should she accept defeat? Why should a continent be worth more than victory?

You can’t
>le undefeated swordswoman
>we have heard of literally 0 of her victories against anyone of importance
By this logic I’m also an undefeated swordsman because I’ve never had a sword duel.

and stabs herself with the other end of the sword so her blood goes into radahn's wound

Radagon is loyal to the Golden Order. Marika shattered the Ring in a woman moment and Radagon is attempting to fix it. He left Rennala because the GW told him to

>Lands Between
grrm came up with it
Fantasy writers have been ripping off lotr since forever
lands between= 'middle' earth
Same for elden ring

>Cleanrot Knights were undefeated during the Shattering
>only victory we know about was against fucking Godrick

Its more about honor
You wont get it as you're a roastoid

Oh right Godrick I forgot. Yeah that counts but a fucking blind cripple could beat Godrick.

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The more I hear about this the more it looks like everything to so with Malenia and her knights needs about 8 asterisks after it. They're only undefeated because they performed the military equivalent of pubstomping and the moment they actually had a fair fight she chimped out and flipped the table when it was looking like she would lose.

M-MALENIA-SAMA
I...I...I KNEEEEEEL

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the aftermath of the nuke is never shown, the idea that Radahn was still in shape to fight or that Malenia couldn't have woken up is pure speculation;
making it a definitive draw with no recourse for anyone to claim otherwise. deal with it

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Will Radahnfags ever get over what happened? Holy shit even ledditors have gotten sick of le horserino memes and endless whining about how he totally won when it doesn't fucking matter given the end result

>nooo i will nuke the entire continent instead of graciously accepting defeat!
Putin...

Ledditors are currently creaming their pants over some jarwight cosplayer soloing malenia

Yeah unless there is some Miquella DOC where we find out Malenia fought the fagdorfs from niggerland her history is unimpressive. Compare to Godfrey who fought literal dragon lords and giants and Godwyn or Radahn. Even Rennala has an interesting story as uniting the magic scholars and nobility and shit

You guys sure know a lot about that site, huh

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That's gameplay related stuff which while annoying and stereotypical reddit faggotry, is still somehow less annoying than shonenspic level anime powerwanking but with characters and events we know very little about other than like a paragraph worth of text

>gives you a handjob
>only one hand and clumsy at that
>afterwards you contract an incurable madness STI
I’d probably still hit it though.

Dlc*

Yea Forums is important to who they are, so they have to keep up to date about their rivals.

>>nooo i will nuke the entire continent instead of graciously accepting defeat!
>Putin...

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>noooooooo i will duel a woman who can nuke me to smithereens instead of begging for mercy

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Explain how you avoid her spastic dive bomb. I know to roll backwards for the second dash but the other 3 it's an instant wipe everytime she does it

the problem with this analogy is that america would've still won without the nuke while malenia had to resort to it

I don’t get. Why is he alive in game when he’s hanged in intro?

The little golden speck you see on each of the tarnished mentioned in the intro is grace being returned to all of the tarnished by Marika. If they were dead at the time then they were resurrected. They probably decided to imprison him instead of just hanging him again because he would either just return to life, like the PC does or figured he destined for something because literal divine intervention just occurred but he's far too dangerous just to let be.

>nooooooooo she was supposed to continue an endless stalemate instead of using all her power

Thats like saying putin should've nuked kiev instead of continuing an endless stalemate
Malenia is canonically a bad person

malenia is based though, the redmane menace had to be stopped

>invades caelid
>gets btfo by based radahn
>'i-i will nuke this whole place idc!! i win!!"