This game is so fucking cool

This game is so fucking cool

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The purest definition of cringekino.

>Samurai character
>Their name is Sam

It's the buttrock of video games and I love it.

Play MGS1-4 you filthee seconddary.

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>introduces the final boss right at the end of the game
>completely steals the show
>becomes the best character in the game with ease
>is actually based
>a meme machine
>Nanomachines, son!
How did they do it?

STANDING HERE
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MEMES, JACK

no they're trash games, mgr shits all over every other mg game

Shut the fuck up trannee

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I can't remember the last game that gave me goosebumps and made me have nothing but fun.

>RULES OF NATURE

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>I can't remember the last game that gave me goosebumps
>goosebumps
Holy shit, you are such a faggot

It’s a cool game but fails to be more than
A mass fest . True definition of presentation over all

I can't explain to you how fucking gay this music ends up sounding when you listen to it for the first time after seeing how the faggots on this board characterize it

Wrong.

It's over the top boss music, you're not supposed to listen to it outside of that context where the lyrics are also directly representing a character in the fight.

It’s gay buttrock for edgy 13 year olds, faggot.

by not involving kojima

Ironic considering only an edgy 13 year old would type out what you just did. You ARE an edgy faggot, you should love the game.

Please MGR borrows ideas Kojima used multiple times in his games, and Armstrong is written like a typical MGS villain.

Good.

And? All that says is that Kojima has good ideas but he sucks at executing them. Which is true. The bloviating auteur needs an editor to smack him around and tell him how fucking stupid he sounds droning on and on huffing his own farts.

>Shallow Combat
>QTEs
>Mediocre OST
>Stealth sections

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>games so shit has to post yakuza webms

Why would he play movies instead of a game?

>Stealth sections
there is stealth in this game?

>character's name is Monsoon
>you fight him in the rain
HAAAACKS

>sucks at executing them
>one of the best video game series ever gets literally begged incessantly after every game to come back for another
>some of the highest rated games of all time

Fuck off you retarded niggers
MGR kinovengeance > your favorite shit game (probably soulshit LMAO)

>he doesn't like gamekino

>le hack!!!

FUCK YOU GUYS. I LISTEN TO SAM'S THEME DAILY WHEN I'M GETTING MY PUMP. SHIT GETS ME GOING LIKE NOTHING ELSE.

As you should

t. brainless manchild

I remember when MGR threads were fun.

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ruined metal gear

You mean the same garbage threads spamming buttrock lyrics in caps lock?

It’s so over the top that it comes full circle and ends up being good

*bad

It took 10 years for you autists to finally use up whatever goodwill Yea Forums had towards platinum. You should count yourselves lucky that your obnoxious shitposts threads took that long to turn the board against you

FUCK YOU you fucking tranny piece of shit. MGR threads used to be the highlight of my shitty fucking week and now you tranny newfags have even take that away from me. Fucking kill yourself you worthless faggot bitch

They haven't had a game in how long? Just wait until bayo 3 comes out.
MGR came out 8 years ago

HIS
HIS
HIS NAME IS SAM
YOU COCKMUNCHING NIGGERFAGGOT

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This
On the other hand the main MGS games are just pure cringe with no kino whatsoever
god I hate the MGS so goddamn much it's unreal

Why does everything I like gets mangled up by normalfaggots? First Yakuza, now this.

AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
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play a better game

KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK
AND I LOVE TOUCHING MINORS

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trannies aren't normal

how is it possible to have taste this bad

We get it you watched some eceleb vid about mgr

There are no bad songs in MGRR
Only based ones. Though they can still be ranked.

Red Sun, It Has to Be This way, The only thing I know for real > Stains of Time, A Stranger I remain > Rules of Nature, I'm my own master now, Hot Wind Blowing

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This
You also forgot
>no realtime weapon switch
>sub weapons are joke
>Shit enemy variety
>Shit level design
>walkie talkie sections

HWB is criminally underrated, its ending fucking smashes

Ya forgot Collective Consciousness

Sorry sir but I am too dignified and mature for such music and video game.

he was in earlier you just forgot because of your caveman brain

>dude repeat same retarded lyrics in caps for 9 years
>no discussion about gameplay
>nothing
I thought it was a video game not a clip song

HEAT OF THE DESERT
DUST SETTLES ON MY FACE
WITHOUT A COMPASS
THE SOLDIER KNOWS NO DISGRACE

OUT OF THE ASHES
THE EAGLE RISES STILL
FREEDOM IS CALLING
TO ALL MEN WHO BEND THEIR WILL

That I did. It is in the same bracket as Rules of Nature.

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>Yea Forums suddenly hate MGR now
Looks like the trannies finally won. Fuck this shithole board.

>giving in to the gasslighting of some retarded shitposters
Come on now

>how about you back it up with a source, senator?
>my source is that i made it the fuck up!

>yakuza 0 gif
ironic post since you're probably a secondary yourself

IMAGINE A WORLD RAIDEN FREE OF CANCEL CULTURE
WHERE NO ONE CAN CALL ME OUT FOR MY OUTLANDISH CLAIMS
A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE N WORD!

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that youtube video popularizing it again with zoomers was a mistake

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you have to admit the make america great again line was kino

I hate e-celebs so much it's unreal

this

>every MGR thread
>34 unique IPs
>achieves at 60 posts
Yeah, Yea Forums totally loves this game and these thread are totally not made by a handful of obnoxious retards

Go back to your trannie threads, tranny. MGR was actually fun, not some sweaty greasy neckbeard magnet circlejerk trying to convince themselves that their $60 was justified
>ADOIIIIIIII ELDEN LORE IS LE KINO HAHA POT MAN HAHA DOODOO EATER ADUHHHHH HECKIN COOL ROLLLLLLING ACTION MAN I FRAME HURRRRRR I CANT CLIMB BIG MONSTER BUT I CAN SWAT AT ITS ANKLES UNTIL IT DIE DUDUDUHUHUH

MGR is 9 years old

couldn't tell, my subs and yt page are carefully tailored

Every line that Armstrong says is kino.

K, faggot.

>12 shillden ring threads
>a faggot retard still finds his way into the wrong thread
Yeah, Yea Forums is totally a place for talking about nothing but elden ring and totally not totally totally for talking about all video games

Go back to your trannie threads, tranny. MGR wasn't actually fun, iit was some sweaty greasy neckbeard magnet circlejerk trying to convince themselves that their $60 was justified
>ADOIIIIIIII EM GEE ER IS LE KINO HAHA BALDMAN HAHA RULEZ OF NATURE ADUHHHHH HECKIN COOL ROLLLLLLING ACTION MAN I FRAME HURRRRRR I CANT CLIMB BIG ROBOT BUT I CAN SWAT AT ITS ANKLES UNTIL IT DIE DUDUDUHUHUH

>no A soul can't be cut
cringe

Not a boss fight theme, thus didn't remember it.

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This motherfcuker's boss theme is so fucking good.
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