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Kind of hilarious that the shitposting mascot of nu4chan is a canonical manchild isn't it

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have you?

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What's the next game that's gonna get Shazam'd?

wtf I thought the steam reviews were at Mixed 59% what the FUCK??

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its not really hard to predict. look up anticipated aaa releases in 2022.

You flew too close to the sun Shazamtrannies. You grew fat on your success with Cyberpunk and emboldened you thought you could take on Elden Ring. And you lost. You lost so spectacularly that you have forever sullied the legitimacy of you own meme. Elden Ring flattened you. It broke you mentally. You seek everything you can latch on to,any morcel of hope that you were at least 1% right. And you can't it is driving you insane.
Time to finish my strength+faith build now. Seethe harder.

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Mikkelsen-sama.. I kneel

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So, this like this pic then?

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>it doesn't need ovaries

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you need to be consistent with your platform scores my good sir (male)

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based

VTM: Bloodlines 2 if that ever comes out
Overwatch 2 if the shitposters weren't retarded

Try again, sweetie
metacritic.com/game/pc/elden-ring
Valve was literally deleting negative reviews at Bamco's behest, so of course the score is going to be skewed positive. The metacritic user score paints a much more accurate portrait of the situation

it's popular to hate on overwatch though. everyone knows that games gonna be shit. people thought cyberpunk was going to be the second coming of christ though, which made shazam posting way funnier when they ended up being right.

Elden Ring is literally the freshest take on the open world genre in the past 20 years.

they meaning shazam posters**

word for word yes it is

Literaly all Shazamposting beyond Cyberpunk 2077 wasn't organic in the slightest
Kill yourselves

Not really the negatives are still here, even the ones of users complaining about performance issues and refunds.

Try again shizo

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Based

i will once i add a swamp

I am unironically the original Shazamposter AMA

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nobody cares make a trip so i can filter you attentionfag

Why Shazam?

Shazaam died on Feb 25, 2022
May he rest in peace.

did you ever expect your works legacy to be ruined by homosexual men (as in male) grouped in a discord server while they try to prey on underaged kids?

You’re fucking illiterate. Read what platform the other scores are for then kill yourself

post proof

I haven't really kept up but hasn't TORtanic sort of bounced back in recent years?

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He won in the end, Sekiro was unironically better than Elden Ring

thats silly and false
bloodborne is arguably better but thats probably it

did you expect shazamposting to expand to other games? what did you think of that?

Did they fix the stuttering yet? If not then he has still objectively won.

most of it, yeah
it still is extremely poorly optimized but the stutter during bosses seems to be gone

ok groomer

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Because I wanted to use an image that wasn't just a fucking wojak or pepe so I used Shazam since the movie was coming out or already out around the time I started posting the list

Kinda since a few months after I had started posting the list over and over other anons would post it for me, I'd come in and add stuff to the list probably about once or twice a month and then post it a few times so that the others would pick it up and add it to their lists when they'd post it

It's literally an image on Yea Forums I don't have proof but I can tell you off the top of my head that the original thread I posted a list in with the shazam image is probably archived and if you look below the original post I made there is another post with the list and an image of the 40 year old virgin poster that was also me posting and updating the list because a livestream was happening where the devs backtracked and announced they were removing stuff they had promised

Not really and before you ask I haven't played Elden Ring yet and I don't really care about it one way or the other since I still haven't played DaS 3 yet (wanted to but then they removed the online from PC) but I do love DeS, DaS and Bloodborne

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Because the cyberpunk delays came out at the same time that Shazam was a better movie than that thing with brie larson

Ok, groomer

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whatever you say, groomer

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They didn't really win with Cyberpunk either, since it's got majority positive steam reviews, sold well and is genuinely a fun game now that all/most of the bugs are gone.

not as hard as those tits bounce in my face

Just because Cyberpunk sold 14 million copies an is ranked with "mostly positive" reviews on Steam doesn't mean the ship didn't sink.........right?

Im so out of touch. Can anyone explain me like Im a boomer wtf goes on these dicord channels. Why are they doing this? Whats the point? Who the fuck sre they?

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I...I kneel, Shazam-sama...

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I kneel, Shazam was right about everything.

Shazam-sama
I KNEEL
also when will you post on BOTW2 or XC3?

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Yup.
Elden Turd is shit. Objectively.
>ABUHBUHBUHHHHHH
It's shit. Get the FUCK over it.

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did you also help spread shazamposting on /vp/ in regards to sword and shield back in 2019? do you even care about that game?

It hit the iceberg and took in water but barely managed to close the bulkheads and reach shore for repairs

Eh not really. Its reputation is not the best.

It has all those things and you are coping hard bruh

Whatever you say, Fromtroon.

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>IM DOING THE SAME THING AND THE SAME OUTCOME IS HAPPENING, HOW COULD THIS BE???
do shazam chuds really?

>Shazam
>Shits on everything
>His own movie stinks
There's some poetry here that I can't quite pin.

Why do Fromtroons constantly miss the point? Are you just a fat nigger? Huh? Are you a worthless, stupid shitskin? you fucking dumbass greasy monkey? you sub-evolved son of a fat nigger whore? Why are you all so goddamn stupid?