That's the dream, bros

bro really needed that floor lamp.

Uh oh

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taxes

fuck, man.

Is the original Sims still the most difficult instalment of the series?

This except the basement was flled with sex slaves. Thanks modding.

>Basement full of gimp lolis
Mmmm based

looking back on it now

that is a staggeringly ugly mansion

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it was pretty hard to make an attractive house in the sims, especially a large one.

>download mod that lets you buy a gameboy advanced
>using it restores ALL meters instantly

what was his fucking problem

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You ever see Westworld?
He was literally made to get cucked to death.

Seems kinda redundant when they'd just drown in the pool.

maniac mansion

That music when the burglar robs you gives me PTSD

More importantly, WHY have flowers under the tree?
1) You need cheats to make the flowers and the tree share space.
2) You can't water them and they go bad.
Fucking bugged mechanics.
t. dsp

>That's the dream, bros.

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The music was a parody of the 50-60s golden-age Americana, but made for the year 2000. 6 months before 9/11. We can never go back bros

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damn I forgot how much the first Sim was crispy and soulful. such clean and elegant style is a true art.

although the colors palette could have been slightly better, not sure what it is but something about the colors feel lacking.

Décor
You wouldn't understand

What was the deal with this lot?
I remember downloading houses with objects for expansions i dont have, all the expansion objects would still appear but only if i placed the house on this lot.

For me it's

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I have a feeling someone somewhere wrote a crappypasta about it.

No thank you, I'm going to live in STYLE.

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Because you're just that fucking rich.

The 70's called. They want their horrible taste back.

>letting them fall in
Pool's closed
youtube.com/watch?v=MYrY8aFCUCQ

>Slaves
>Green
Doing it wrong.

It's a Czechslovakian thing. Only if he was an exterior decorator!

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I cucked this guy and he left the property never to be seen again.

>The Sims
>1080p

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>reinstall Sims1
>start out in a small cottage
>literally comes and tries to steal my oven on the first night

Is that a carpeted kitchen?

inlaid linoleum

Looks more 90s to me.

Master, you have a call....

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Bear got him

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ruh-roh shaggy

This user knows what's up.

wtf are these messages? I don't remember them at all

it's raggy

youtube.com/watch?v=4Il5aZhYy8E

>find
>not having it saved on your computer for shitposting purposes

it absorbs all those fragrant indian spices

You mean the grim reaper or ghost or whatever it was

american moment

I'm surprised no one has tried to build this house in real life. Maybe for an anniversary celebration.

Tell them to fuck off!

You guys are actually going to get me to torrent this and reinstall it
I hope you're happy

where is this located? I need a new base

looks like one of the houses at the riverside country club

I think the widescreen options/hacks are horrible.

>you will never be able to play this game and listen to the OST for the first time ever again

No problem. I'm fine with playing it today.

>so big that just keeping it clean is a full time job
I couldn't be convinced to hire a housecleaner, no way I'm letting a stranger poke all around my place.

I think you can romance the maid. Just like mortimer

you joke but there are zombie mods for oldschool sims

rosebud