What’s the worst content you’ve seen about Elden Ring?
What’s the worst content you’ve seen about Elden Ring?
Levi Lee
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Zachary Torres
if all women, troons included, died right now. the world would be a better place
Camden Cox
It would be a lot emptier and in 80 or so years there would be no more humans. So yes.
Brody Fisher
Based, but if you died, your family would rejoice and Yea Forums would be improved and this thread too
Gavin Murphy
Just kill everybody. Imagine the absolute peace and silence. Huge ghost cities being slowly consumed by nature.
Benjamin Bennett
as if people were having kids these days other than fat backward savages with 9 hellspawn each
Jaxon Stewart
all the lorefaggots vomiting out headcanon to build up elden lore
Samuel Harris
It would be perfect. 80 years of happiness
Samuel Morris
changs, indians and africans are. Enjoy the future.
Dominic Phillips
But she cute
Gabriel Nguyen
We should keep troons tho, I think they could bring great sexual relief and comfort to the remaining people.
Actually a healthy percentage of men should be forcibly feminized for this purpose.
Thomas Walker
quick! post good/favorite asmr videos!!
Mason Bennett
Here you go buddy. ASMR for my penis.
Elijah Wright
getting tired of funny/rage compilations. it's always the same shit. the siofra river crucible knight that flies off to his death sometimes, it's in every fuckin vid. it was funny the first time. also the horse glitch where you're stuck in the air and the game just kills you after a few seconds. it's always some fag going "um, hello?", it's not interesting goddammit.
Alexander Hill
THX!!!
William Morgan
FPBP
Jose Diaz
This nigcel straighup tried to DMCA several youtubers because of his low-IQ "opinion" on ER
Xavier Young
every thread about it on Yea Forums, this one is a great example
Jacob Long
> Can you incels keep this shit to yourselves
Trying to have a comfy Elden Ring shill thread
Chase Rogers
Simps need to be bullied relentlessly
Ryder Reed
Elon needs to focus on sexbots
Aiden Williams
hey nice portrait, user
Julian Robinson
Try one of the other 50
Adrian Lopez
I only watch good ASMR not cringe shit
Colton Peterson
Sounds cringe. Almost as cringe as being obsessed with "wrong think"
Evan Torres
>woman
Still cringe sorry.
Justin Nguyen
BASED! BAASED!!!
Robert Ortiz
>never played LISA
Shit would be miserable
Brandon Brooks
For me it's Asmr Claudy and Maimy asmr.
Ian Howard
He said the graphics are shit.
You can criticize a lot about the game, but to say the graphics are shit is disingenuous as fuck.
Blake Perry
Whats his channel, because he looks like a literal who
John Hill
Reviews calling it a masterpiece.
It's ENB reviewing DaS2 all over again.
Ryan Cox
No one has really become the new Heather Feather. Clear voice. Lacks lip-smacking sounds. Nothing ever erotic and only rarely ever slightly romantic. Shit was good and still is.
Andrew Lewis
If I could have a wish it would be to have my way with the feet of any ASMRtist I choose
Jaxson Fisher
check the filename.
he deleted the initial review, naturally because of the haters, but he did follow up videos which he has comments disabled on
You can also find videos on him done by others demonstration his bitter incel behaviour
Jace Scott
This thread.
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Camden Powell
Based choice of ASMRtist
Zachary Long
if it's not [M4M][Msub],then it's dogshit
Nolan Hill
What you just posted is as bad as it gets, then there's the thots cosplaying as Melina with some basic rags and poor makeup, I just ignore that dumb bullshit and play the game.
John Gutierrez
A lot of people are having kids. It's just you and the rest of the basement dwellers huffing each others' farts on here and Reddit/Twitter/whatever other shithole you post on who aren't.
Michael Collins
incel response
Tyler Carter
DELIGHT
SIMPLY DELIGHT
Blake Richardson
incel
incel
incel
incel
incel
Chase Butler
[F4M] [Virgin Speaker] [Internal Cumshot]
Landon Edwards
God I just want to fucking cum all over every ASMRtist girl's feet
Blake Martinez
This but I still want my melina gf
Jaxon Garcia
This
Jason Murphy
Owen Cooper
>64k subs
>avg. 2k - 7k views
You people are actually just looking for outrage.
Even if his criticisms were as dumb as "gwafix bad", hes nobody. there's no way elden drones weren't just searching for it. this is just pathetic.
Charles Kelly
youtu.be
Anything that sucks off Elden Ring's boring open world, but then shits on Malenia because can't simply do jump r1 to punish attacks and must always either powerstance or combo. Recovery frames are the most important part of the fight and everyone I see just mashes jump R2/L1 like a retard and then wonders why they always get caught.
Jordan Reyes
Nathan Nelson
It's fine to look for contrarian reviews, moron.
Especially if you're on the fence about buying the game.
Especially when mainstream reviewers lie and all have the same nothingburger opinion.
The problem is when it's literal manchildren who can't fucking bother to attempt to make an objective opinion based on fact, and not from the own anime-magical-girl-riddled mind.
Oliver Walker
Never said there was anything wrong with hearing out the other side.i specified looking for outrage. This reasoning is proven by the fact that he apparently had to delete the video and silence anyone talking about it & the pic I posted, showing fanboys obsessed with making it out to be the holy grail. That tells me you elden drones were uncivilized apes that threw a Twitter tier meltdown in his comment section lol. Hell you fuckers do that here already
Adam Perez
He deleted the video because he's a fucking snowflake, who can't standby his "opinion" even though he's said he "doesn't care".
Even a bad video for a youtuber generates traffic, which is important for a small channel like his, which means he took the flaming to heart and couldn't stand when he got called out on his bullshit.
Yes there are oblivion npcs who shit their pants at negative comments towards ER, but in this case the pants-shitting is justified ihmo
Owen Bennett
>objective
Easton Turner
>flaming
You see what I mean? No average person deletes a video and goes on a dmca crusade over a few "I disagree and here's my logical breakdown of why" comments.
Maybe he was a snowflake pussy, but I cant confirm that. What I can confirm is the limp dick spergs that will be seething in the next elden ring critique thread tonight. I'm inclined to believe it was just uncivilized shit flinging, which is never justified over a dumb opinion
Michael Scott
How long you been waiting to use that one?
Dominic Harris
what a world
watching some teenager read text for you slowly with outrage instead of simply glancing at the general reviews, instead of actually trying the thing
I wonder just how many more levels removed from living humanity is going to go
Jackson Howard
Not very long. I've used it a bunch of times already.
Joseph Rodriguez
I Hate women soo much its unreal.
Boring edgy garbage
The true anwser is Detroit:Become human tier sexbots being made after the female purge
Jaxson Baker
The fucking game itself
Joshua Torres
>incel response
Angel Roberts
The innumerable "HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THESE REVIEWS THAT DARE TO CRITICISE IT ISN'T IT LE SO FNNY THAT PEOPLE THINK DIFFERENTLY?" videos.
Daniel Lee
Negativity sells user
Colton Young
It became apparent what kind of person he is in his other videos which he has since deleted, like calling Catwoman from the latest movie a "Half-Breed".
Dude is not entirely right in the head to begin with.
Can you really blame ER spergs though? The past two generations has been filled with mediocre at best and dogshit at worst games, with only a few gems in between them. Then comes a game that actually lives up to the hype - no ubishit objectives, no blizzshit lootboxes, no Bethesda-tier bugs, just a video game in the purest.
Then some neckbeard cunt who mainly plays CoD says some dumb shit that they clearly don't understand, potentially persuading some other dumb cunt not to get the game because of said cunt's shit opinion.