Ranni is my wife!

I can become one with Ranni when we have baby making sex in space

she might be your gal but she's every ones pal

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A True Lord is not jealous.
Why are you jealous? Because you have the Self.
All suffering stems from this biggest mistake.

Shabriri. Beriri. Riri. Jiri. Ri. I am thirsty for water in a white glass.

will I have to buy a 3D printer?

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she is everyones wife

what type of 3d printer is this?
is it just shooting small resin particles from a distance?

Time for the jar

That's MY wife

put him in her squirt jar

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Ranni's hat is far, far too big?

I have no idea. This tweet mentions "FDM printers"

twitter.com/Kijaidesign/status/1513551932174086149

Why is the squirt jar so much nastier than the cum jar

>my wife? well that's myself of course!

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Ranni if she real!

Gayest post I’ve ever seen

That's just a common 3D printer. I think the guy doing the video was doing some trickery in which the printer head was told to move out of the way before each frame taken.

Big, sexy and blue. The perfect words to describe Ranni’s magnificent feet.

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Makes sense. If that clock in the back is to be trusted the process did take almost 12 hours

user's wife, Jamal's cumdump, while user watches.

Still seething Fiakeks?

So what was the tarnished telling the Ranni doll before they realized it was Ranni?

who?, im just stating the facts on what 2D women prefer who to get "relieved" by.

The hat stays on

These things look like literal magic to me, I feel like such a retarded caveman

Ignore shotposters, return to wife

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you dont play the games

>man is literally of a darker complexion
do you rannikeks REALLY?

are you saying you're pale and dainty like your wife?

No, it needs to be BIGGER! Everyone knows witches and wizards love their giant stylish hats

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Her soul is showing wich makes it pretty obvious. So I imagine my tarnished just whispering "I love you" into her ears until she blushed.

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Will we ever have good Ranni threads again bros? Is her being too perfect actually a curse on us

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Good Ranni threads will forever live on in my heart.

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What do you call a Ranni with a ring on her finger? Hanni.

>le generic anime girl
cringe

You are like those fire emblem autists.

Lunar Princess

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Unless this goes on for 3 years nothing can be as bad as them

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Perish

I kneel to my princess.

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maybe but still, Ds fans sperg out whenever any game resembling weebshit is mentioned and try to act like their games are more mature, yet this shit is incredibly childish and exactly what they criticized in the first place

Reminder that Ranni:
>stole the Rune of Death
>PERSONALLY killed Godwyn
>killed Iji and Blaidd
>is the leader of the Black Knife Assassins
>is the Gloam-Eyed/Dusk-Eyed Queen, leader of the Godskin Apostles
>is the Lord of the Eternal Cities
>raped Seluvis
>cursed Radagon
>forced Radagon to cuck her mother into insanity
>manipulated Marika into shattering the Elden Ring
>gave Radahn aids
>made Caelid uninhabitable
>taught Malenia the waterfowl dance
>kidnapped Miquella and gave him to Mohg
>is actually the Formless Mother
>is responsible for the Omens
>is responsible for the Valiant Gargoyles fight
>created the Misbegotten
>taught Godrick the secrets of grafting
>convinced Fia to cuck you for Godwyn
>created the Primeval Current
>is leader of the Fire Monks
>enslaved Hewg
>blinded Irina
>killed a bunch of academy mages and blamed it on Sellen
>turned Sellen into a meatball
>killed Thops
>killed Rogier
>killed Latenna's wolf companion
>ordered the massacre on the Albinauric Village
>sent the poachers to Jarburg
>convinced Alexander to fight you
>murdered 6 million merchants in the gas chambers under Leyndell
>summoned the Frenzied Flame
>caused Vyke to go insane
>got Shabriri to kill and possess Yura
>because of Farum Azula's time shenanigans, Ranni has existed since long before Marika or the Erdtree
>was Placidusax's consort
>killed the Dragon God
>started the war with the dragons
>started the war with the giants
>killed the Fell God of Flame
>called Astel from the void to destroy one of the Eternal Cities
>has the most difficult and convoluted NPC questline to date, LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE without a guide detailing each step
>enslaves humanity to the evil Dark Moon God in her ending
>doesn't actually like you, you're just a pawn in her bid for power
>convinced Miyazaki on the Elden Beast fight
>cut Melina's dialogue lines from the game when the devs weren't looking so she could steal the heroine spot
>called Boc ugly

one of my favorite artists

Imagine spooning with Ranni…

>>PERSONALLY killed Godwyn
Lol dumbass. Two points in and you're already wrong. Even your first point isn't entirely accurate. She stole a small fragment of the rune of death.

Kill yourself.

>murdered 6 million merchants in the gas chambers under Leyndell
This didn’t tip you off?

user it's a funpost
Retard

I can't find him. Would you mind telling me his name?

This is Yea Forums.

No fun allowed.

I missed the first encounter with Ranni at the church.

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Sir, baiting a reaction out of people requires at least some subtlety, here it's just too obviou...
...aaand people still fell for it.

I'm just proclaiming my love for my wife though.

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asutora

I feel bad for you user :( You missed out on so much

>>killed Thops
wtf I hate Ranni now