What

Nah the girl was 18 years old. Barely legal stuff

Magic

He promised the tiny hat clan he would make his games more woke and if he would personally hand over the USB with all the cp on it he is one of them now

this implies he can make his little magicians squirt. this is misinfo. it's probably small boy hole sweat

>buy house
>zero privacy
>cars parked everywhere around the house
Do rich burgers really?

European reading comprehension

So where is this located?
what are my chances of running into randy in there on a friday night?

badass waste of money

Randy is delusional if he thinks he deserves to hang out with the professional stage magic community.

Its not a house retard

>deserves to hang out with the professional stage magic community
Holy shit my fucking sides. You should buy a stand up comedy bar.

Apologize.

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what is a private club? is it fun? what's inside?

Los Angeles. He'll probably spend all of his time there desperately trying to be friends with people like Criss Angel.

>what's inside?
Underage kids, normally

I hope Randy can have his magician career take off because his game dev career certainly isn't.

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magic man does it again

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Based

>Was banned long before he Randy Bobandy bought it
I think he won

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>moloch's mouth door
hahaha, they aint even hiding it

its owned by free masons

>b-but fat nerd civvie told me randy was no good

RANDY NO GOOD

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Grooming castle?

Randy Randy will keep getting away with it

People realize that when you seriously and officially accuse someone of shit like this it gets investigated right? He didn't do anything wrong.

it shouldn't, unless he's putting up the company as collateral or something (which given the man's track record doesn't sound super unlikely)

Fuck off Randy

are you retarded?

glad i got to go before this squirt-loving pedophile piss-stained bathroom floor having lying piece of shit got his greasy hands on it

Why do I always get Randy Pitchford and Tim Sweeny mixed up?

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I remember hearing something about randy having a secret trapdoor room in his house
I think it was broteam who said it though and he's not exactly a reliable source (genuine schizo + canadian), however I wouldn't be surprised if it was true

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He has a basement in an area where you can't get one unless you know a dude

Figured as much just by OP picture.

this just screams pedophile sex mansion

>The Magic Castle is also known for its Junior Program (the Magic Castle Junior Group). The Junior Group comprises highly skilled young magicians
>One week a year, billed as "Future Stars Week," performers from the Junior Group are showcased in evening performances in the Castle's showrooms
uhhhhh

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Why did he do it?

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What's with rightwingers and hating secret clubs? I mean they go on and on about how we should reduce regulation but then when someone who disagrees with them does something they always want that to be regulated but only in that circumstance. Do righties even have a built in system to remove a leader if they become a leftist in their world view? Or are they just completely retarded?

post it

Meds?

what is it with rich people and fucking children?

cocaine

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>Everyone who disagrees with me is a schizo and needs their meds
Why do rightoids believe this but then support corporations by reducing regulation, thus allowing them to charge thousands of dollars for schizo medicine? Oh and they don't even allow free health care even to the poorest. So what is it rightwingers? Do you want more "schizos" or are you willing to support free healthcare for the poor and mentally ill?

It was investigated, and it was barely legal.

Meds.

hahaha I can't stop reading his name as Bitchfuck in my head hahahaha and his first name is Randy... that's like Horny in britbong English lmaoooo Horny Bitchfuck haaahahahahahaaaa

>barely legal
is it legal or not?

She was found to be 18 and one day old, so yes, barely, very barely. If she was a day under 18, Randy would be in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for the rest of his miserable life.

this is absolutely ridiculous tbqh

The American legal system is a beautiful thing.

>genuine schizo
Really?

Because almost every secret club inevitably turns out to be a pedo-cult.

why don't women get arrested when they whore themselves out while underage, huh?
Girls at an age as young as 12 years old (and in some cases even younger) are having completely legal sex at this exact moment. Where's the sense in all this?

>hey kids, i live in the magic castle, yes, the disney one, wanna see some magic tricks? just close your eyes and open your mouth
fucking disgusting