AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS STOVE IS INPUT READING WHY CAN'T I JUST TOUCH IT WHEN I WANT TO
FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S DOING AOE HEATING TO PUNISH ME WHENEVER I TOUCH IT
THERE'S 10 DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND 4 DIFFERENT STOVETOPS AND THEY ALL BURN MY HAND
STOVEFAGS WILL LITERALLY DEFEND THIS BAD HEATING DESIGN
Nobody says this.
This except the stove input reads you and turns on to burn you.
lol pretty funny strawman
FROM drones is the only fanbase that defends every single flaw in any game
>the only
no
>burn is literally the worst condition in the game
When are they going to patch this?
There's a FFXIV thread up with fags defending fetch quests
literally me trying to play a whole ff7:the first solider match as the battery heats up over 20 minutes
release it on pc already you fucks
Surely the worst analogy ever posted on Yea Forums
I do
Genuine question: how do you expect FROM to improve and make better games if you never call them out on their flaws?
The problem with the stove isn't the input reading it's the lingering frames after you turn it off.
so this is the IQ of fromniggers...
An input reading stove would be one that's off and magically turns on just as you place your hand. Even going as far as to do a fake out of you place your hand just above to check if it's hot or not.
>not putting your hand on a hot stove
what are you, some faggot limp-wristed tranny?
You cannot improve perfection.
The definition of perfection will be updated once the next fromkino releases, too .
This one
It wasn't always like this, it mainly started around DS3 when newfags wanted to get in on the 'super hardcore' game everyone was talking about. Now the fanbase has been diluted to the extent where they will suck off From as hard as possible and defend every shitty decisions as a feature and mindlessly parrot git gud.
Haha, nice one. But, if Elden Ring were a stove it would appear to be turned off until the moment you set an object or your hand on it which is when it would suddenly go full power.
More like
>stove explodes and kills you with shrapnel because you didn't wait 30 seconds to turn dial from 1 to 2
No it’s more like
>put hand on marble counter next to stove
>still get burned
>put hand on stove when it’s turned off
>still get burnt
>only way to dodge the stove heat is to roll through your kitchen when it turns on
>sometimes when you touch the stove the surface is twice as hot as it should be based on the temperature displayed
>sometimes the heat of the stove will randomly delay by a few seconds when you turn it off so you still get burnt even if you touch it with mitts
>Food analogy
DS2*
Hitboxes and agility being tied to a stat were defended week one and now you have threads all the time arguing “2 is better because look what 3 did!!!”
DS1 was bad too but at least everyone agrees dragon ass cavern and BoC sucked ass
you eat stoves?
Based, TORtranny retards BTFO
No one is defending repeated bosses, awful weapon balance or nonsensical quest design. These are the actual flaws of the game.
"I can't heal whenever I want because the enemy is coded to interrupt me" is not a design flaw, it's a skill issue.
>From fanbase
>Complain about 'input reading'
>What they mean is that the things they fight react to what you do and punish you for standing in front of them and doing something that leaves you vulnerable
>According to these people bosses should just completely ignore what you are actually doing and dance around whenever you do actively stupid shit, because you can't calmly wait for them to do something that would give you the opportunity to do what you need to and have to mash buttons
God you people are cancer
>Retarded kitchen analogy
>Picture of a fucking induction stove of all things
Why are Fromtrarians so fucking dense?
>words words words
Shut up, nobody cares.
Most people agree base DS2 was shit and the bitching led to SotFS which was actually really good.
>AAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEE MY HAND
brilliant analogy
haters BTFO
>all the seething passive-aggressive "no u" tards who got exposed ITT
OP wasn't a complete niggerfaggot for once
sasuga
Games where you have to put your hands on a hot coil to progress?
if you cook with heat coils, you didn't beat the game
>unironically cooking anything instead of summoning your mom
the kitchen is literally balanced around summoning
No it isn't. That's flesh eating infection.
>what is induction stove
>Turn stove on
>It doesn't work
Nice design stove company
This but unironically, cooking with fire is much better
YOU GAVE ME THE OLD SPICY KEYS
I'm scared by induction for some reason, I don't trust the electric input
outskilled
You're thinking of ds2 and the prepare to die campaign.
They never left even though they changed genders. They were always hated.
Shouldn't have sipped, you dirty casual.
What the fuck? Is he trying to poison someone?
Clearly you weren't here from all the damage controlling SEfags were doing with Strangers of Paradise.
what exactly is there to damage control about SOP besides it not selling well?
I feel like soap operas are perfect reaction gif material but I almost never see them posted.
I guess nobody wants to sift through hundreds of thousands of hours of soaps to clip stuff out.
now this is soul food
he cleanin dat chikkin nigga dafuq you talkin bout
>epic exclusive
>sells like shit
checks out
Imagine looking at
>repeat boss
>"weapon balance"
Theres no need to defend these because there is nothing wrong with them. Go back to your 2HGS zwei in other games.
fucking KEK
Nigger lol
Case in point. ER is utterly flawless and perfect at everything it does.