The cold hard truth

Steam Reviews: 93% most recent, overwhelmingly positive is imminent. It will forever be 95+ for Next gen consoles until the next generation afterwards.

Social Media presence is unmatched, lore videos from complete randoms have millions of views with, Speedruns that gets posted gets hundreds of thousand of views in 24 hours, any fanart posted blows up.

OSTs have already been listened on repeat millions of times on Youtube - game has been out for just 45 days. These will shatter most OSTs view records from other games in due time.

ER is forever in the GOAT discussion category with comfy Nintendo, Rockstar and Witcherbros, no matter how special you think your opinion or taste is - it will forever be remembered as a masterpiece, every open world game from now on will be using it as a scoring board and comparisons, taking the torch over from BOTW, until Todd releases TES 6 around 2026-2027.

Every new AAA game review from now on will be compared in nearly every aspect to ER. The 2022 GOTY is already confirmed and we're not even 4 months in, not even Rockstar's RDR2 had this level of overwhelming presence.

And there is absolutely nothing you can do about this. Face it, a 28 year who dropped from his IT Support job to try out making video games has demolished the gaming industry with constant hit releases and will be taking his second GOTY trophy home in just 4 years

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People WILL seethe, they WILL cope, but this is the absolute truth.

Don’t forget to mention Yea Forums is occupied by nothing but Elden Ring threads the second month in a row.

It changed gaming forever.

Very much the truth. I don't understand why so many try to make the game or fromsoft in general look bad. They probably just think they are cool by hating on popular things.

The game of course is not free of critique but nothing is perfect. Although ER comes close

Absolutely based, its been 50 days and 70% of the threads on Yea Forums are still about elden ring

Trannypunk died in like 4 days in comparison

Maybe because those people played previous From games.

Seems like all people who coom over ER never played other souls than DS3 or ER is their first soulsborne.

I saw your thread on /pol/.

This. Why the fuck do people keep trying to shit on this game when it already clearly won? I can't imagine a more unproductive waste of time. If you don't like it, just take the L and move on with your life.

Look, it was good and all, but it was on par with DS3. Not better than Bloodborne or DS1.
10 hours in I was hyped and expecting the game to blow my dick off, but the necessity of copypasting dungeons and bosses in order to fill an open world really fucked this game over.

>Why the fuck do people keep trying to shit on this game
because they actually finished the game before reviewing it

Its mostly Horizon fans upset their game got completely overshadowed by ER, all the discord shahzamtrannies are snoys

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Bloodborne isnt even the better than ds2

user, Bloodborne is the best FromSoft game ever made

It's true, but why waste their time so readily? Do they not see how futile their efforts have been?? Is it brain damage???

>Although ER comes close
The levels of mental retardation and redditism required to believe this is unreal

People worship it because they have been told by the collective to worship it
Same reason people wore masks
NPCs do not have independent thought

I really enjoy the game, but at the same time I also think it has some serious flaws. I don't understand why all opinions have to be unending praise or complete admonishment.

>The 2022 GOTY is already confirmed and we're not even 4 months in

Starfield and God of War would like to have a word with you, user:)

Haven't even played it but I love how it BTFO'd western games so hard. Is history correcting itself?

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>23 fps
>25 blood vials per boss attemp
>Easy and uninteresting bosses until the DLC
The atmosphere and immersion carries BB

blood vials per boss attemp

If you can't beat a Bloodborne boss with 25 vials, you wouldn't be able to beat it with 250.

100% this

The praise is mostly leveled by zoomers who played 3 hours of the game and then just watched the rest be played on twitch where some faggot made the s.oyjak face while talking about how great the game was after dying 50 times to the first enemy in the game.

People that were actually old enough to leave the house by themselves when Dark or Demons Souls first came out actually played the game themselves all the way though and wrote reviews like this one.

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keep seething into oblivion, shazamtrannies

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This, undoubtedly. Everyone who likes a game I don't like does it for bad reasons everyone should shun. Good people who do good things and think like me only enjoy the things I do. It's just basic logic.

Yikes

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this but unironically
>implying there's more than 5 "real" people on the internet

Then what are you doing on 4channel.org/hatingonpopulargames ?

It's a reaction to excessive praise and dishonesty from fanboys which usually causes a whiplash effect in the other direction. There has been a similar but less extreme case with stuff like Undertale as well.

I have no reason to believe you're real either.

>They probably just think they are cool by hating on popular things.
That has never been the case on Yea Forums and I don't know why people keep insisting otherwise.

Same IPs by the way lol check them

>These fanboys are acting like a bunch of retards, I'm gonna show them... by acting like a retard as well!

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Frist of all, nobody is reading that wall of contrarian no-fun-allowed autism. Furthermore, I'm an OG Demon's Souls (2009) CHAD and I can assure you this is a 9.5/10 game which deserves all the sales and more. To conclude, you suffer from the gay condition and you'll keep seething non-stop about Elden GOTY for months or possibly even years.
Literally this but nobody is right except me, everyone is a petulant lemming that should be exterminated or worship my lofty wisdom.

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correct because I'm not

go back to r3ddit faggot

Fuck me I never noticed it's "Demon's Souls" lmao

Retard

When you have to refuse to read criticism to maintain your position you know you're a fanboy.

20 vials 25 vials same shit point is the game has no interesting bosses or challenging ones until the DLC, no wonder Yea Forums, reddit and trannyera love it so much there is no challenge

lol
lmao

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When you have to rely on autism walls to defend your contrarian mentall illness you know you're a (poorly) repressed homosexual.

I was answering your question. It's not my opinion.

Personally I think it's an alright souls game but definitely one of the weaker ones because the way they have designed it makes the weaknesses of souls games much harder to ignore, and we have also reached the point where most people are not prepared to overlook much of the reuse of the same design/story ideas as it has become so blatant and shameless.

To me it's a 6 or 7 out of 10 game. It's alright and there are some things it does well but I won't play it again.

kek
it's obviously castlevania sotn because all fromsoft managed to do in the past 25 fucking years is to make it 3d and it's not even made by fromsoft

It's the west that is Weimar Republic tier while Japan is mediocre to good.

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>autism walls
Can you explain in detail the difference between an 'autism wall' and a long argument? Thanks.

because it's funny when it happens to a game that actually does fail and needs to be made a mockery of.
The only reason Elden Ring was targeted was because brainlets saw it had been in development for a long time and had previously seen Cyberpunk with a similar development time fail spectacularly, so they foolishly thought it would be the same.

It was targeted because people were expecting From to make a new game in a new franchise and just made Dark Souls again.

TL;DR

>i support the current thing
Cool story bro

Sure, one it's pre-baked, biased, gay and you think it's good while the other is a lengthy conversation between two people.

Or the game just sucks, especially compared to previous games .

How can you determine the difference without reading it?

>Elden Ring was my first Souls game, and I'll have you know I've played almost 4 hours of it, so I knkw what I am talking about
You have to go back

Retard

game good

Miyazaki in 2017, before the full blown production of Elden Ring: "it'll be a spiritual succsesor to dark souls"

You: REEEEE THIS LOOKS LIKE DARK SOULS!!!??

I literally just wrote it out for you.
And last but not least my gaydar + spergdar went crazy at the sight of your powerless contrarianism

Its not a spiritual successor. It's literally the same game they have been making over and over for well over a decade now.

fps
This has never been true.

blood vials per boss attemp
You have 20 Blood Vials, and that's just the ability to heal.

>Easy
Welcome to FromSoft.

>and uninteresting bosses
None of them are.

I love how this sourceless schizo cope is the only thing shazamtrannies can say

the post that broke naysayers

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>I literally just wrote it out for you.
No you didn't.

Explain to me how you can determine a post is biased or incorrect without reading it.

It's not, hope this helps.

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Why is he so smug?

Based.

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What about all the gameplay criticisms?

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.... why do you care so much about the success of a videogame? it sold a lot? cool. i'm still going to shit on it because i didn't like the previous ones and it's not really my genre either.
i refuse to elaborate
touch sex, have grass etc

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It's just a video game bro
I beat it and moved on. You should move on too

fuck of nu-smtranny. people like you killed atlus

>What about all the criticisms that are just whining because the game is too hard for babbies?
What about them, troon?

Yes it's all an elaborate conspiracy because pointing out broken design in Elden ring will somehow magically lead to some other game no one gives a shit about gaining sales.

Let me guess, you have a Q Tshirt and wwg1wga in your facebook profile?

Is your argument that there are no valid gameplay criticisms to make about the game? Does that seem reasonable to you?

Retard

How will Shazam possibly recover from this? How could anybody ever take him seriously again?

It's great that people are finally finding out how wonderful open world games are. I know for years now there has been a stigma on Yea Forums about open world games. But open world is truly the future of gaming.

Shit game, kys zoomer.

>broken design
You being shit at the game doesn't mean the design is broken.
My argument is the criticisms you're talking about are people just whining about the difficulty, which is true. Go ahead, post an actual gameplay criticism that doesn't just boil down to "THIS IS HARD AND I DON'T LIKE IT WAHHHHH MOOOOOOM TELL THEM TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOUR WITTLE BEHBEH BOY WAHHHHHH *shits diaper*

I really don't think "please for the love of god figure something out for the ridiculous collision issues that have been present since fucking DeS" is something people only bring up because the game is hard.

I don't understand, why are they mad when they were the ones who chose to release their open world game at the same fucking time as the most anticipated open world game in vidya history
What were they expecting to happen? In what timeline is this a move which pays off and makes sense?

Skill issue. Adapt or quit crying.

I can't because I know that any criticism I make no matter what that is you will argue is a complaint about the game being too hard because every gameplay mechanic can be related to difficulty.

Do you think what you're doing isn't incredibly transparent?

Platforming with the horse is straight up AIDS, he’s not wrong.

don't care
still won't play it

>I can't
I know, and I accept your concession. Thanks for so readily and dutifully accepting your place beneath my boot.

>Go ahead, post an actual gameplay criticism that doesn't just boil down to "THIS IS HARD AND I DON'T LIKE IT WAHHHHH MOOOOOOM TELL THEM TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOUR WITTLE BEHBEH BOY WAHHHHHH *shits diaper*
Fighting dragons is cancer because the camera cannot handle large enemies. Astel worked wonderfully and is one of my favorite fights, but every dragon fight (Lich especially) suffers from this. Dragons are especially an issue because the game is also really weird about elevation, leading to comical moments like Deathrite Bird falling to its death.

>Fighting dragons is cancer
Skill issue.
>muh camera
Shitter cope.
>Astel worked wonderfully
True.
>Lich especially
Skill issue.
>elevation
Never happened to me.

Ulcerated Tree Spirit spending half the fight with half its model clipping through the walls isn't a skill issue.

Why bother doing this? I know that you ignored the point of my post and you know it as well. Who are you kidding acting like this?

Never happened to me. Stop making shit up to cope with your lack of skill.
You already knelt before me. Don't post again.

7 minute speedrun weeks after release.

You have only proved me right and everyone can see you are running away from addressing any posts made to you.

Why are you bringing up speedrunner trannies as if anyone cares

Doesn't compile who gives a shit