Everyone currently on Yea Forums is isekai'd into the roundtable hold as tarnished

everyone currently on Yea Forums is isekai'd into the roundtable hold as tarnished.
What do (You) do?

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acquire hug

start eating dung

hide behind the shelves downstairs

Sniff Roderika's butt !

Gonna pull a sick prank on Gideon and shit on his desk

Find Rogier and flirt with him

beeline to meteor staff
despite my low int i will be your god

how many Yea Forumsirginities does he take until we finally kill him?

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He's really easily staggered, but his aoe's will kill a lot of them as they crowd round him. I reckon it's probably around 100 kills

Break down like a pussy because even a /fit/izen isn't strong enough for that bullshit

Prey

i am maidenless so i cant do anything
I also dont have any points to warp to in the lands between so im stuck there forever

Pray that I got lucky enough to be a semi-relevant upgrade merchant so I don't have to go outside.

Hell I'll be the cook. I don't see anyone else using that kitchen. Hope ya'll like squirrel meat and overpriced prawn.

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End up like pic related unless I can see the guidance of grace, in which case...
Well I'd still end up like this without some TREMENDOUS fucking motivation

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I haven't even played Elden ring but I'm pretty sure anons would just start killing each other immediately.

So I'd run

get a handjob from the 2 fingers

probably just find a place to sit and wonder what the fuck to do next for my entire stay there

I don't think the roundtable hold is big enough to house all of Yea Forums.

Rush to Renalla so I can turn in to a little girl

Hug fia and nepheli la roux
give alzheimer meds to boinkgeezer
take a fat shit where dungeater is going to sit whenever i need to go

tell all passer bys to ask for forgiveness about whay happened to Zanzibart.

Lean against a wall and don't talk to anyone.

Fia is gonna shank you, filthy homosexual.

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edge,
lord

Just chill. The roundtable hold is pretty comfy and it's safe as long as you don't go outside.

Best case scenario is we all start learning magic or incantations then we go out to the overworld and form ranks obliterating everything we find in an orderly fashion
Unless we all somehow have different overworlds in which case we're all fucked

>try to get hug
>the line of thousands of neck beards extends all the way out near the balcony
>horny user behind you knocks you over the railing by accident
>you're now stuck on the lower level of the hold with an angry looking invasion happening Infront of you with no weapons
damn bro..... what a way to go

kek
Free Heals bitches

But you'll be looked and stared upon by Sir Gideon Ofnir, The AAAAAAAAALL KNOWING! Maybe be scoffed at and be viewed like a dung on the streets.

>70% of people immediately form a line to be hugged by fia and create a massive queu that stretches out into the main room
>aussies work together to force open the door to the dung eater’s room and let him loose
>one nigga by himself bobbing up and down on the spot while doing reload animations from different shooter games

Fuck that faggot. If he's spending all of his time reading books, I can do it too.

Die slowly with a thousand other retards clogging up that small area. God imagine the smell.

I force myself upon the nearest "female"

Probably shit on the floor and eat it. Then rip Roderika's dick off and make her eart it.

>roundtable on fire
>eventually will become nothingness

do you stay or go

kill myself because id be in a normie game with normies all around who are pretending they are not normies.

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There'd be a lot of shota at oldfag disposal

steal a horse, hightail it to the four belfries, use the imbued keystone to go to the chapel of anticipation, get the wizened finger, and start writing you don't have the right, O you don't have the right therefore you don't have the right, O you don't have the right on everything

Speerit chooning

use the mirror to turn myself into a beautiful muscular woman, then set up a hugging booth next to fia for 1000 runes a hug

Is respawning canon or not?

Its canon, if you are gifted by grace

Than how is Ensha able to try and kill you and Fia able to kill D?

yes, we're tarnished. unless if you're one of the graceless tarnished.
You do have grace, don't you user? why dont you test it on some revanents?

whore

Try to make blacksmith laugh

5 free hugs to anyone who kills that guy

So all the other Tarnished of the Roundtable can't see the grace? I don't remember that.

Use zips
Kill Maliketh and Elden beast without fighting them.
Become Elden Lord in sub 10 minutes.

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You are a bottom of the barrel shitter so you got revived late
Thats why there are so few tarnished with grace left. All have already died and lost grace long before you start the game

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The moment someone finds the rot grease.

Bout to get reborn anons, then birthed again… and again….
… :D

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What even IS the Arcane stat? Whatever it represents, I'm leveling it.

>UOOHHH
>UOOOOOOUUGGGHHH
>UUUUUUUGHH

Posting the word 'Isekai' should be a bannable offense