Do you like astolfo as a character?
Do you like astolfo as a character?
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character?
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I wanna fuck him in the ass with my below average cock while his gigantic monster cock flops around wildly.
I want to ravage his boipussy so bad! I want to fuck his orifices until he passes out!
i enjoy him as a cocksleeve
I did until he became zoomer twitter ironic weeb core
how is he ironic?
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I liked him before he became the face of mental illness. Same with traps, the whole appeal was the mystique(with a scant few actually pulling it off) and rarity but now with every incel zoomer chopping off their dicks it just feels lame.
made for BBC
God I love pantyhose
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big black cunts yeah
imagine him race mixing with a black woman damn
i want to suck his cock so bad
>the whole appeal was the mystique
no it wasn't you fucking faggot if you like that shit then just look up androgynous porn. people just liked seeing feminine men being fucked
Astolfo is a man.
Well I could've worded it better but yes I'd still say that the a large part of the appeal(for me) at least was that
Tell that the alphabet mafia
>the face of mental illness
chill out
I'm kinda tired of seeing him.
Why are men so much better at being women than women?
Because men will always be better than women at literally everything
because men are hotter than women
Y'all niggas gay
bigger brains
only because their drawn as women. 99% of irl women (male) are ugly
>comes in to thread talking about gay-coded character
>you guys are gay
genius
Men know best what men want. Women don't know/don't care.
I like the art where after you catch Astolfo fucking your waifu, he decides to fuck you too
What do you call that fetish? It's like NTR but you also get fucked there
sauce?
>I just like you as a friend
I want to drown in his boipits
velvet chan
thank
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
GAY STEAMY SEX WITH ASTOLFO
Japan
>Draw a flat girl with a huge dick and call it a boy
USA
>Draw a fat, ugly dude with a micropenis and call it a girl
she's a girl so it's not gay
>draw a boy
>give him nice hair
>dress him in girly clothes
yeah I'm thinking based
2D >>> 3D. Irl they're not though, real men are generally grim as fuck.
Astolfo is 100% man and that's why he will outlive all trannies
I want an Astolfo bro/fuckbuddy so bad
I would bully Astolfo by calling him a girl because that's what he is. All bottoms are female
I don’t know if there’s much of a character going for him, but i liked them in Apocrypha. He’s just a nice guy in general, always willing to help others out, and you know, cute.
i want to l i c k a toned, thin tummy regardless of gender
based tummy enjoyer, would do the same any day any week any year
>Tell that the alphabet mafia
Okay I will
are we going to have daily astolfo threads now? not complaining
Examples?
lol imagine dressing up as astolfo for anons pleasure lol
too much ntr for me
how about art where astolfo catches you fucking your waifu and then you fuck him too?
yeah this
i wish human men looked like that
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
happens everytime
I prefer the art where Astolfo is more masculine. I want more sml boys who are actually boys.
lol like imagine being surrounded by anons while wearing this outfit. im sure theyd take lots of pictures haha
what kind of person would do such a thing???
name 3 games where this happens
elden ring
Based and Miquellapilled
I want to cuddle with him and play vidya together
How about you show me yours
probably a pent-up user needy for attention... n-not like i would know, just making a guess
the irony of astolfo canonically being straighter than saber is hilarious.
Weak, submissive boys should be serving strong and assertive boys
my copy of elden ring?? but i bought it digital...
my bf is small and basically looks like an anime boy already so I make him dress up as astolfo and pound him all night >:3
Show your elden ring.
Excuse you nigger, I'm bi and only for 2D, most irl femboys/traps look like shit.
that would be so cringe omg
Show us your elden ring.
Make sure its spread wide for us too.