Do you like astolfo as a character?

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I liked him before he became the face of mental illness. Same with traps, the whole appeal was the mystique(with a scant few actually pulling it off) and rarity but now with every incel zoomer chopping off their dicks it just feels lame.

made for BBC

God I love pantyhose

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big black cunts yeah
imagine him race mixing with a black woman damn

i want to suck his cock so bad

>the whole appeal was the mystique
no it wasn't you fucking faggot if you like that shit then just look up androgynous porn. people just liked seeing feminine men being fucked

Astolfo is a man.

Well I could've worded it better but yes I'd still say that the a large part of the appeal(for me) at least was that
Tell that the alphabet mafia

>the face of mental illness

chill out

I'm kinda tired of seeing him.

Why are men so much better at being women than women?

Because men will always be better than women at literally everything

because men are hotter than women

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Y'all niggas gay

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bigger brains

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only because their drawn as women. 99% of irl women (male) are ugly

>comes in to thread talking about gay-coded character
>you guys are gay
genius

Men know best what men want. Women don't know/don't care.

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I like the art where after you catch Astolfo fucking your waifu, he decides to fuck you too
What do you call that fetish? It's like NTR but you also get fucked there

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sauce?

>I just like you as a friend

I want to drown in his boipits

velvet chan

thank

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

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GAY STEAMY SEX WITH ASTOLFO

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Japan
>Draw a flat girl with a huge dick and call it a boy
USA
>Draw a fat, ugly dude with a micropenis and call it a girl

she's a girl so it's not gay

>draw a boy
>give him nice hair
>dress him in girly clothes
yeah I'm thinking based

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2D >>> 3D. Irl they're not though, real men are generally grim as fuck.

Astolfo is 100% man and that's why he will outlive all trannies

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I want an Astolfo bro/fuckbuddy so bad

I would bully Astolfo by calling him a girl because that's what he is. All bottoms are female

I don’t know if there’s much of a character going for him, but i liked them in Apocrypha. He’s just a nice guy in general, always willing to help others out, and you know, cute.

i want to l i c k a toned, thin tummy regardless of gender

based tummy enjoyer, would do the same any day any week any year

>Tell that the alphabet mafia
Okay I will

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are we going to have daily astolfo threads now? not complaining

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Examples?

lol imagine dressing up as astolfo for anons pleasure lol

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too much ntr for me
how about art where astolfo catches you fucking your waifu and then you fuck him too?

yeah this

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i wish human men looked like that

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
happens everytime

I prefer the art where Astolfo is more masculine. I want more sml boys who are actually boys.

lol like imagine being surrounded by anons while wearing this outfit. im sure theyd take lots of pictures haha

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what kind of person would do such a thing???

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name 3 games where this happens

elden ring

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Based and Miquellapilled

I want to cuddle with him and play vidya together

How about you show me yours

probably a pent-up user needy for attention... n-not like i would know, just making a guess

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the irony of astolfo canonically being straighter than saber is hilarious.

Weak, submissive boys should be serving strong and assertive boys

my copy of elden ring?? but i bought it digital...

my bf is small and basically looks like an anime boy already so I make him dress up as astolfo and pound him all night >:3

Show your elden ring.

Excuse you nigger, I'm bi and only for 2D, most irl femboys/traps look like shit.

that would be so cringe omg

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Show us your elden ring.
Make sure its spread wide for us too.