Animal Crossing

>Animal Crossing
>You don't actually cross animals

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I dunno, I hit em with a net a bunch of times and that made them pretty cross.

Why does Yea Forums want to fuck cats so bad?

Why don't you?

Furries in denial.

>Sakura Wars
>you don't actually fight against flowers

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animal crossing its probably a japanese pun that uses their shinto religion aka a japanese complexity

>Minecraft
>You can't craft mines
Sad.

Actually as predicted, the Japanese name is different. Doubutsu no mori means 'animal forest'.

>Elden Ring
>there is no Elden Ring
Oooooooh

You actually can, just not using the crafting system

>half life
>your max hp is not 50/100

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>being this ESL not knowing actual animal crossing

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>Halo
>You don't play as a guy/girl with a halo over your head nor just a floating sentient halo

>cats
ew

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>Factorio
>there are no Oreos

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>Elden Ring
>There are no equipment slots for rings

>Devil May Cry
>The devil never cries at any point in the game

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>Monster Hunter
>hunters are human

Denial?

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He may, he simply chooses not to.

It's not called Devil Will Cry

Holy mother of god I wish that was me

That Ankha slut is about to cross paths with my fucking cumshot

devils never cry

but maybe we were the monsters all along...

>Fallout
>The vast majority of radioactive fallout in the game has already dissipated

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i see
maybe somewhere out there even a Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening - Special Edition for the Nintendo Switch when he loses a loved one, dont you think?

>mad rat dead
>mad that is actually dead
any other games like this

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yah

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What a fucking prick.

I see bunny, I post bunny.

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sauce

AAHHHH
SEEEEEXXX

w/ a fluffy girl

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SAAAAAAAAAAAAUCE

If you keep running into them they stand up

[Kemonono] Tokonatsu Fuyubi | A Summer Day in Winter (COMIC GAIRA Vol. 02) [English]

Sexy Simpsons cat

Hope you bought a box and had a comfy time, user.

arigato

>This will never, ever, ever, EVER be real
i should fucking kill myself

>Final Fantasy
>Theres 15 of them

hnnnnnngggg I want a big waifur so fucking bad

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These webms make me really want to clean up my town since it is almost 100% flowers but then I remember how much of a pain cleaning up flowers is and I suddenly don't want to anymore.

this chick's work is top tier

So is the new animal crossing worth it? I got bored of new leaf after a while. Is there any reliable way of getting specific villagers or do you just have to roll the dice?

Never player animal crossing. Loved Harvest moon as a kid and enjoyed rune factory and stardew valley. Should I play it? And for the record yes I fap to ankha regularly

Guess who's baaack?!

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you've listed actual games

animal crossing isn't really a game it's a snoozefest cosmetic grinder house builder

I just stick to the porn

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>Legend of Zelda
>Zelda isn't even the main character

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>Horizon Zero Dawn
>Those are just random words

Before the 2.0 update I would say no but the game is significantly better now, there's a lot to do and I'd imagine that'd be especially true now with all the new content they added. There are so many town customisation options in the game so if you're into that then it'll be more than worth the money. You can get specific villagers through amiibos and they're pretty easy to spoof.
I'd say so yeah, it's just a pretty chill life sim game where you just kind of hang out and do whatever comes into your mind and New Horizons specifically gives you so many options for customising your island if that's an area you're interested in. Don't really expect more than that though.

>Elden Ring
>You aren't actually 'eldin' yer ring

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Not him but I need context to masturbate. I don't fap to games I haven't played before, regardless of how good the art is.

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Got it, thanks. i'll keep it in my radar for when I need some chill simulator.

>Halo Infinite
>it's lifespan was, in fact, very limited

I suppose, I played the DS one back in the day which I think didn't have Isabelle from what I remember but god damn if I haven't blown slimy viscous loads to art of her

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Something to keep in mind with New Horizons is that it takes a while in real time (1 week minimum I believe, and then you need a 3 star island after that) to actually get access to most of the content, personally I liked it a lot but it's definitely a deterrent for some people and if you want to skip it via time travelling feel free to do so.

>t-this is the last one,I swear

hmm

That is NOT how office dresses work. I hate coomer artists.

3ds was the first isabelle game