What games you can romance girls?

god of war

Then you have to play on Expert difficulty with an randomly rolled character.

I am a 28yo morbidly obese bald neet who still lives at his mother's house. What kind of gf can I get realistically?

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she’s probably autistic or afraid of you

According to /pol/, model-tier Japanese girls if you're white. That's all that matters.

Life can be considered a game. Try real life instead of shitting up this board further with your sex obsessed softcore porn dumps.

After years of being denied by the ugliest of roasties on the dating scene, you finally go on /x/ and learn to how make your own tulpa girlfriend. But unfortunately after a decade of obsessing over NTR, you unconsciously make your tupla GF cheat on your with a tupla fat bald guy that you had also unconsciously created. You then hang yourself.

can't I got b&

But I don't have the money to go to Japan.

sounds pretty kino

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i fucking hate sakimichan's soulless art style
pic unrelated

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Ciri should be sitting on Geralt not this conniving cunt.

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Isn't that the point of the OP?

no one gives a shit if you live with your parents anymore, all of our gen does it

im sorry but you have to live on your own or with housemates and lose weight to get a gf at that age.

ciri is not for geralt you sick fuck

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2 went into some weird ass shit
one of the girls

>likes being hit
>likes being threaten
>likes being extort

>hates kiss
>hates worship
>hates seduce

I've seen video proof that says you're wrong.

Dragon Age origins has a pretty kino romance story where you, the lawful good noble warrior, fall for the evil witch and your love gets her to open up to you. Continues in the DLC

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fpbp

*hits pipe*

Doesn't she canonically run off with your child and leave you? I mean I guess a lot of kids grow up with single parents so that might seem kino these days.

lol cope

Yes and I want to explore dungeons irl and fight monsters and find treasures and become rich beyond my wildest dreams and have magical powers
What a stupid answer, just give game recommendations or fuck off to /r9k/ with the other "tfw no gf" whiners

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What are the best Japanese dating sims? Bonus points for H scenes.

>was an outliner growing up so I turned it around, work into a well paying job I loved, got married, and had kids
>still an outliner because society collapsed and everything flipped where most people now are nearing/in their 30s alone living with mom and dad

I was never meant to relate to others it seems

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Has some impregnation fetish in it too right?

If the Warden only romanced Morrigan, knocked her up, stayed true in the other DLCs then he will chase after her at the very end of the Witch Hunt DLC and it's implied he catches her sometime later.

Not if you play your cards right and keep the ring she made for you in your inventory (no need to wear it, just dont discard it away). During the witches DLC you eventually find her with the magic mirror after tracking her down for months/years. She is pregnant with your child. You two talk and she explains her reason for leaving etc etc. She asks if you still love her. You then have the option to confirm you do, kiss her and then the two of you step into the mirror portal together to raise your kid

It is canon by the time of Dragon Age inquisition that you and Morrigan have been raising your son together for years and still live together

At the end of Witch hunt you can just go with her and in DAI Morgan makes it clear the Warden is still very much in her life and it's implied twice she slips back to spend time with him when the Inquisitor isn't around.

Yeah you're right, been a while since I played Origins.

Who is she for?

After the witch hunt DLC they start living in another dimension.

im disappointed that you cant fuck flemeth in da2

me, of course ! her faithful husband

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based

>ciri110.jpg
>110

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If you dont have at least 100 pictures of your girl do you even love her?
Based

ultra based

>2 white people getting together
OI thats illegal

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>trying to have a coomer thread
>ACKSHULLY, WHITE MAN IS PERSECUTION!!!!!111
Why are you so fragile? Jesus Christ, grow a spine you fucking faggot.

You fuck off to Tik Tok or whatever, Yea Forums is for Yea Forumsirgins.

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years later
still relevant character

Always make your female characters hot, and white.

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yens head is too big for her body and her torso has the same size as a midget

but im still jelly thus hack of an "artist" earns >40k a month

I am a virgin and an incel. I just want the VIDEOGAME board to talk about VIDEOGAMES. Fucking retard

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I went out with a cute hapa girl last weekend, she's 28 and lives with her step dad and Im 27 and live at home, I'm moving out next month though, I cock blocked myself though since neither of us had a private place to go to after the night ended and the bars closed

You are a redditor.

>Yes and I want to explore dungeons irl and fight monsters and find treasures and become rich beyond my wildest dreams and have magical powers
This but unironically
>ywn go on an epic journey with your bros

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Look at this pervert, touch grass incel

her mom

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