Elden ring has been so successful that not only is it making other developers shit their pants in the industry, its making internet social media promoters go nuts! Forget Helping a mediocre artist with cancer, forget donating to charity. You NEED to keep talking about elden ring! And we’ll make sure you’ll be here FOREVER.
Tucker Elden Tonight – TomCluck&Piggo turn up the heat!
Joseph Turner
Justin Gutierrez
It is popular. I mean I think its just main stream right now, its not really anything overly special. The characters seem pretty cool but that’s not saying much from a souls-ish game.
Jacob Fisher
It is popular. I mean I think its just main stream right now, its not really anything overly special. The characters seem pretty cool but that’s not saying much from a souls-ish game.
“Imagine you log into 4chen.”
“Now imagine that you are a pateron subscriber to youtuber lore experts that get paid to talk about lore speculation and lore from ELDEN RING the best game of 2022”
“Now imagine that those Malina videos that covered basic facts about her are being shat out at rapid speeds on the vboards all repeating the same thing and quickly are pumped up with over 200 responses… some of them cut directly from the previous threads days before asking the same exact questions..”
“That would mean that the same people responding are the same people that responded days before?”
“HUH?!
Chase Diaz
Well it's sold over.. 2 million something in like a week? recouped costs of production by preorders? Micheal Zacki can probably hire bill gates as a maid at this point to clean his home.
Christopher Smith
> Tucker
> Elden Ring
What is it on news again making children violent?
Lucas Green
Did FOX news really cover elden ring? MSNBC did for like all of 5 minutes. lol
Tyler Green
Hunter Harris
Am I supposed to read this in Tucker's voice...?
Jason Hall
Joshua Gonzalez
She was totally evil. Started the whole mess and expected it not to be that way. Why is it the cute ones you have to look out for.
Asher Ramirez
I did... i feel bad.
Chase Brown
Austin Flores
Renna is no different from anyone else really in the entire game. There’s a few good people but like most games FROM SOFTWARE you are there after the action happens and are viewing the aftermath lured into someone else’s mess.
Brandon Collins
Lol do i have to pick which one i want to beleive??
Mason Rivera
bumping this gem
Luis Perry
Anyone here thinking it will get DLC? Im thinking:
Ashes of arendel style (DS 3)
An area that has to do with going back to the actual past (several games do this)
Focus on the STD tree princess
Focus on her previous live and relationship
Something something
Ethan Richardson
Souls has more iconic characters than mario
Colton White
Nothing but poison/scarlet rot swamps.
Christian Edwards
She's a super star now. No turning back.
Robert Thomas
Further studies show that only poor selling games are pushed incredibly hard, game announcements and games that are selling to create traffic for websites and other artists. TomCluck and Piggcnt have been employed to do so. In fact, working with them over the years I can testify that they are just as peasant fucks as you could imagine.
Isaiah Myers
Who? user, calm your tits and explain who a ‘tom cluck’ is and ‘pigoato'?? Sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon.
Tyler Peterson
schizo thread? schizo thread.
Blake Jenkins
I'm still shocked that people are using her base character model for sex toons and the 30 second clips. She's clearly covered in a major bubonic plague. You want to stick up into that?
Joshua Collins
Elden ring is good because of a few things both good and bad.
F.Soft mirror shine
Mix and mash of combat between their best hits. BB and the complete DS
Good character design with story to back it up
Excellent boss music
Replay value
>The bad and stupid?
PVP is missing.
Delay with dodging that still sucks.
Magic is still for pussies.
Nicholas Cox
Even the cosplayers are having a good time. Hot Damn. Actually cute too!
Joseph Young
Why do Americans like this guy? He only has one facial expression
Juan Taylor
DeSantis/Carlson 2024
Alexander Lee
Excuse me, I’m Tucker *fucking* Carlson. This is my show and raaaaaaa
Ok fuck it im dropping the tv show host larping. Working with you 2 stains on humanity was a complete joke for the time we spent together. And there’s a lot better and cheaper ways to have more effective promo ways. You’re not worth the paypal deposit.
Samuel Lee
He cod break your faggot kneecaps by looking at you wrong
Jordan Martin
I know this chick, she's Chinese and does cosplay. Or half Chinese. She's pretty cool.
> There's nude shots in this set evidently lol.
Hudson Peterson
The DLC will be out eventually but they have enough money now to feed several nation of starving African kids. Curious to what it will be. It will be the only DLC I’ll look forward to as Resident FarCry 8 isn’t getting any. That giant woman in the 1940 dress. So… exciting… Has none of fanboying faggots never seen a woman in a dress before? With hips? Probably lol.
Zachary Perez
Tucker Carlson is the smartest person on news television today
Julian Morgan
This is the most pathetic thread I have ever seen
Charles Baker
It is GOTY, it’s beat everything and everyone to pulp in its window. It’s twisting the knife to have it advertise any further. The Collectors with the Meliana statue is sold out in my shitty country so I didn’t get it. Maybe I’ll get it then who knows.
Jackson Flores
Please piggo go sell my t-shirts and defend my cancer causing cellphone covers on amazon, while not overly brutal with collecting data and what not they are like .. put it this way. Remember during the Xbox One reveal like.. over 10 years ago or whatever? And how before Spencer got in it was the other guy Don something and said get a 360? They do damage control and promotion, shit like that. As someone who was in the business and even hired them once through a mutual friend, its time they were outed.
Speaking of ‘mutual’ known people, I think its time to tell give-my-opinion-fact-checker-guy about who you really are and what you really do and just why you did exactly what you did. Wager he’ll have an opinion about that toojacjacjac. Poor dumbass tisk tisk.
Wont dox but I don’t think he put it together yet when clues were given the first time. You disgusting peasants.
Jeremiah Sanchez
He's incredibly intelligent and has an uncanny grasp on the nuances of social/economic/political interchange affecting all aspects of American culture. It's refreshing to see a man "tell it like it is" without succumbing to partisan squabbling.
Nathan Bennett
That’s wonderful!
Wtfarewetalkingaboutagainmomimscared
Jaxon Howard
I think the world knows.
> She and her creators knows for sure…
Logan Cook
>boomers unironically trying to spread their facebook humor on this ramen noodle forum
Adam Clark
Well its no better anywhere else. Its a good game but its not the second coming of the Christ
you're not wrong
Second time in a week i saw about clucks and pigs. Is this a new trend? Will and Jada?
Forgot it existed NGL.
Hunter Sanchez
Man. I wouldn’t play that game anyway. Don’t put ugly women in my game and tell me to be a better person for buying it.
It’s like telling someone going to a strip club to make it rain his dollars at the overweight stripper instead of the chicks he wants to see that are actually hot.
James Howard
Solaire is the only one i can think of that reached icon status. Maybe patches too, but I don't think normalfags know him as much
Nolan Nguyen
i hate tucker carlson so much it's unreal
Joseph Hughes
half ass gamed with half assed characters and story. how is this even being compared to a souls game? Fuck man what's it even about? Robot invasions and.. a throw back ginger?
Lincoln Stewart
What is going on? All these tarnished wake up and decide they want to throw away their legacy for some blue bimbo. Used to be, a new elden lord would come and restore order umder the guidance of the two fingers and the great will. Not anymore. Now we're going to be cold, dark and alone, just so some moron can make love to a doll. But you won't hear the mainstream media talk about this.
Josiah Brown
Don't worry, i told him a bit and i'll tell him everything this time.
Evan Diaz
he's one of the few competent snake oil salesmen left in this country and has recognizable cadence and speech patterns
Jose Hughes
We'll see how the former resident mouth breather acts. why they was actually removed.
#allmylurkers
Luke Ward
what
Jaxson Lee
> A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS for Tarnished SIMPING!
Connor Roberts
wat even
Luke Kelly
>making children violent?
Worse, dung eater is making kids eat da poopoo.
Tyler Morales
world bad i die suffering
Henry James
memes from the meme account?
Fake writer and art promotions?
Clucking cluck
Thomas Wood
i thought we were doing "what if tucker carlson was in elden ring" but i think this is some kind of schizo thread instead
Matthew Sanders
where the fuck can I watch Tucker for free, I am not spending 6 bux a month just to listen to the guy once in a while
Levi Carter
Please piggo, don't be too hasty
Christian Ramirez
This would be too based for the world to handle. Imagine how many leftists will straight up off themselves in the first 24 hours.
Henry Roberts
Ranni has become the most iconic character, but Yea Forums will never admit it
Christian Green
Trump or nothing.
James Bell
So this is the new Fromsoft fandom. A bunch of schizophrenic zoomer tranny.
Brayden Collins
^ you didn't circle jerk about this one today. Why not?
Ryder Gutierrez
I know I would have entered clown world the moment I saw Tucker Carlson talk about Elden Ring on his show.