Helps doom millions in response to not being allowed to be a neet

I’d kill millions if it meant I could do this with Ranni

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No. I would do the same thing, however.

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All white women fuck dogs. It's in their nature.

the humiliation and degredation aspect of that turns me on
her being a high status noble lady is a plus, she just has to pretend shes being forced to for me

She is blue.

Because it makes them look good when they jerk each other off in their morality contests user.

There is no better reaction

Sorry Goldcuck, we can't hear you over our winning

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You're talking to a bot.

>its another 40 iq elden ring lore thread where people believe :
>1. Radagon and Marika aren't the same entity (they might have different goals but were never different people)
>2. Marika didn't plan everything to ensure her own death and cut off the greater will (rannis ending is Marikas will, the repairing the ring endings are bad endings)
>3. That melina isn't part of Marika is some way maybe even a fractured piece of her spirit, and don't notice she gives you demi-god status near the end by allowing you to gain power from runes before she dies.

so do I

It was never about muh morality. People just wanted to whine about waifufags while screaming about simps

>helps doom millions in response to not being allowed to be a neet
id do the same thing, fuck y'all if i cant be happy

Shitposting aside, I just realized the biggest signal Ranni is legit is that GRRM's second favorite thing behind shit eating is WOLVES ARE... LE GOOD

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Wolves being associated with the moon is pretty common regardless. Honestly I’m glad it’s not moon bunnies.

if you actually read the Japanese script, she's forestalling the night, not bringing it. her journey is cold and long, not that of everyone else.

if you take note of all the enemies at her manor right before her tower area they are
the ghosts of the knights that tried invading and protecting her
giant hands that her brother rykard likely made to protect themselves
and dogs

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Then why doesn't she have porn doing it? Blaidd doesn't count, that's not bestiality. I fucking hate furfags.

But Gurm distinctly has the hardon for wolves as the ultimate signal of honor, virtue, strength, slight retardation, etc.

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>kills her chad brother
what did he meme by this

There's a great pic that's just her worshipping a giant dog cock, you can pretend it's not Blaidd's because nothing else of him is visible

Haven’t wolves always been associated with those things as well?

Imagine this scenario
>You're a negro on plantation in African colony at Belgian Kongo
>You are lucky to be not just a mere negro, but family member of collaborator negro family who gets to oversee massa's business and make sure harvested resources and chopped off hands are steadily exported, in exchange for massa backing you up as local ruler
>Your negro parents are happy to work for massa, but you are disgusted by what's happening
>However you are chosen to inherent their privileged position of working for massa and being prized slave
>You see an opportunity to topple the colony and make sure massa fucks off and negroes will have future that does not involve exporting chopped off hands, however this will require lot of immediate bloodshed
So what would your actions be? Would you off yourself, work for massa, or try to take a shot?

Btw hands chopping might be pretty vanilla next to what space parasite tree does to souls after overriding natural cycle of life and death.

Blaidd is her brother, you absolute mongoloid nigger kiker-cuck retard slut-ass bitch twat sodomite dimwitted dipshit whore of a troglodyte.

But the artist said it was Blaidd so it's already ruined

baste

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Well good thing Blaidd is a wolf, a half wolf, and not a dog

>doom millions
Severing the link with the GW doesn't kill anyone though?

>shattering
>deathblight
>not caring about what outer gods do after leaving
she’s a MENACE

Well there are no dogs at the Carian Manor, so, not sure what you were implying.

hot

Fuck your erdtree, it's not even a real tree, it's just a hologram.

>best girl
>Rya, Roderika and Fia are also in the game
not even close

speedreader-kun...

>shattering
Tree isn't needed for life to prosper, see albinaurics and the omens.
>deathblight
Yeah, but that's something that will hopefully die with the tree unless it spreads off the fucking crabs.
>outer gods
People can deal with it if remnants of Radahn's army could deal with it for a while, just need a lot of fire. They all keep one another in check anyway, otherwise we'd already have rot gods and frenzy lords all over the place.

She had nothing to do with the shattering stop forcing this meme

>it’s a hologram
interested in hearing this schizo take

>Fia
Fia is literally a necrophiliac
>Roderika
Average
>Rya
Snitties are nice, I'll give you that, but Ranni is still cuter.

I honestly feel like people are overblowing these issues. Like they haven’t gotten a foothold in the thousands of years or whatever since the ring was shattered, so why would they get a foothold after it’s repaired?

>screenshot doesn't mention the actual best ending
*AHEM*
ENTER

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>she can hold your hands and caress your neck and grip into your hair while she leg locks you

dumb simp
>kills Godwyn which causes Marika to break the ring
it’s LITERALLY her fault

If you look at it from a distance, sometimes, it's kind of transparent/ethereal, like so.

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Godwin will probably die properly once rune of death is put back into Elden Ring. Rune of death has a convex arc that is supposed to be on top of elden ring, forming life-death circle around its central part, however it was replaced by concave arc on which Marika hangs. Absence of death is definitely the reason of all the fucked up shit.

what the fuck? but then it still has roots doesn’t it?

they built all the walls and chasms in leyendell to prevent people from walking up to the erdtree and putting their hand through it

Rannikeks have no answer to FrenzyCHADs

rya is cute, but more as a daughter-like character that I feel the urge to protect, I couldn't see myself fucking rya because I don't want retarded kids

>fia
why the obsession with being cucked?

>roderika
way too low self confidence, the bitch will threaten to cut her wrist if you ever go for a torrent ride after a fight

moon tsundere ojou-sama is untouchable, she's absolute perfection

Marika has free will. Demigod tards have free will. There are two layers conscious decisions between Ranni and Shattering, not her fault decision makers have chimp brains.

Is that the lore reason why everything comes back after you kill it? If so then why do bosses and NPCs stay dead?

IDK, there's some weird shit going on with it, though, and we already know GW is untrustworthy.
I'd say it's akin to illusory walls, you can "touch" it, but it's still not real, just a conjuration of sorts.

she states that she will keep the world free from the influence of the gods, faggot

>Still forcing this meme
Say that the trailer proves it faggot, say it

We let Melina do the talking, because if you don't understand this is the fucked up wrong ending you're unfixable

There is no death in the world, it's locked away. Being subjected to life/death dichotomy are not supposed to die. Demigods and other unique encounters shouldn't die as well, them disappearing after you fucking them up is just gameplay thing.

This midwit opinion
remember, if your wife cheats on you, its YOUR fault
not that you'll ever be with a woman

>helps doom millions in response to not being allowed to be a neet
I would do that too, to be honest

Imagine if after releasing Destined Death, you'd have to start over the game if you died because now you can't respawn since you're permanently dead.

That’s not what her ending is you obtuse retard. I’m sick of you absolute brainlets repeating this fake ass bullshit. She is not restricting all of the Outer Gods, just the fucking GW.

>I would keep them far from the earth beneath our feet.
You can't post the actual words, because they prove you wrong

You'd have to be absolutely retarded, even for a nigger, to think that she'd not keep away other Outer Gods if she's so clearly against their manipulation on mankind, given her take on the GW.

>which causes
Nobody forced Marika to break the Ring or for all the other Demi-kids to start beating on each other like niggers

Melina is a slave to the broken system, I only trust in Shabriri (PBUH)

Based honest user

Not that guy but the examples you bring up are retarded
>albinaurics and the omens.
Albinaurics are created by the Nox and the Carian, which are connected to Ranni and her family.
Omens are non-human and they have high criminal tendencies.

>that's something that will hopefully die with the tree unless it spreads off the fucking crabs.
>hopefully
It's not canon until Ranni actively wants to solve it. She has never mentioned anything about it.
It's already spreading everywhere. People need to accept the claim about this desu.

>People can deal with it if remnants
Ok so you admit Ranni will not be taking responsibility for this so people's criticism is valid.
>They all keep one another in check anyway, otherwise we'd already have rot gods and frenzy lords all over the place.
GW could barely contain them in its turf, how do you think a "distant Moon order" will keep them in check?

Listen, I like Ranni but she is a very flawed character and I only went for her ending because of the promise of marriage. She is the only one who did it instead of cucking me like other girls.

>Mine will be an order not of gold, but the stars and moon of the chill night.
Context matters you dumb nigger. She says that line right before she says yours. She is keeping her own Order away from interfacing with people. It has nothing to do with other Outer Gods.
Nigger not even the GW could keep away other Outer Gods.

>Fia
>Fia is literally a necrophiliac
>why the obsession with being cucked?
tfw mommyfag necrophiliac with hardon for handholding, hugging/tight embraces and rolled a female coom vampire looking woman so it's not even cuckolding

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>Omens are non-humans and have high criminal tendencies
Meme post, opinion discarded

>Omens are non-human and they have high criminal tendencies.
this is literally only because they’re treated as subhumans right from the get-go. a self fulfilling prophecy, if you will

Morgot killed multiple Tarnisheds and look at Mogh, I don't even want to bring it up.

>Melina is a slave to a broken system
>so I trust a literal demon infecting a merchant race who steals the body of a good man and lies to me
>well, him and an insane lady who is addicted to eating diseased human eyes
okay buddy, get in the box

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Bitch, the GW can't do shit without lying, it can't even create proper life, all it did was cast an illusion of a fucking tree and said "uhh i did that life shit not this uh "crucible" stuff, now obey me", the GW is fucking useless without willing servants.

The reason they haven't is because of people like Radahn. You know, the guy you fucking killed. You literally allow the dark moon to shoot an asteroid opening the path from the eternal city to the surface so that its worshippers can conquer the surface after you axe the remaining gods.

it is, it's actually godwin's thorns that stops you from entering the tree, burning it doesn't do shit

enemies keep coming back because of that, or rather, they cannot die (which is also why they're all hollow-looking)
NPCs are tarnished and can't come back because of that, I'm not sure what's a tarnished exactly though, it's supposed to be a being that lost its grace, yet you do have the guidance of grace and you're still a tarnished, so that doesn't really make any sense, and godfrey is a tarnished as well, yet doesn't respawn
I'm guessing the reason why the demi gods don't respawn is because you're the one that kill them and you get their souls/power/humanity/whatever and you absorb it within you, that or maybe they do respawn and they're just leveling up at the closest site of grace waiting for you to come back in ng+

but yeah either way, the prince of death's ending means something along the line of bringing life to death, to change the way the cycle is supposed to work (life leads to death, death leads to the erdtree and you're recycled into energy and sent back to the world to give birth is the way things used to be, life in death would mean that dead people would still live on and death would spread and take over the world little by little since things would keep dying but nothing would be birthed?), while marika removing the rune of death from the cycle meant that people simply cannot die and they're just walking around like aimless zombies (for the weakest ones, at least)

Shabriri doesn’t lie about anything

The tree came from the crucible, not the GW. You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the game's story.

>You know, the guy you fucking killed
The Fingers told me to do it. Blame them.

This image made me sad, I want to experience it...

Crucible Tree was red, GW did an illusion going "hey this is golden, just as me" and claimed credit

> godwin's thorns that stops you from entering the tree, burning it doesn't do shit
For the love of god, it's Radagon seal. Godwyn's tree is a different thing.

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I never said anything about Ranni herself, I'm just saying that her ending isn't going to kill "millions" like OP said.
>Albinaurics are created
Doesn't really matter when you got a bunch of them that have villages, some are siblings, some aren't, and they got themselves a land and mildly prosper.
>Omens are non-humans
They are humans that are born with genetic defects that make them incompatible with the tree.
>it's already spreading everywhere, people need to accept the claim about it
I don't fucking know, to me it's either going to have most of it burn away with the tree or it's going to spread (although much much slower than before).
>GW could barely contain them in its turf
After being screwed over by its own pawn, sure. GW doesn't have only one planet, he's multi-tasking a bunch of other places that all have Erdtrees. Dude can't be putting all his efforts on one place.
>people from the eternal city
What, a bunch of claymen and some mimics?

>Context matters you dumb nigger.
If you understood this, you'd understand Ranni was working with Marika, but you're selectively retarded
They made Ranni unkillable in this game to prevent midwits like you from making a mistake

You dont have to kill him unless you do Rannis ending. And even if you do, in the other endings you stick around like a fucking responsible man and handle the issues like it is your duty since you created them. Meanwhile in Rannis ending you both fuck off after creating a bunch of horrific problems for the world to let the Dark Moon rule.
It is irresponsible, which is fine if that's what you want but own up to it.

>I couldn't see myself fucking rya
well of course you can't just fuck her like she's some slag or fetish. rya is for a loving relationship and intimate missionary sex only

The ant riding numen? The ones who were pissed that Marika didnt protect them despute being one of them, making them kill Godwyn in revenge? Those ones.

Oh for fuck's sake.
The moon, is not, an outer god.
Spells related to the moon, do not require faith.