why did she do it, bros?
Why did she do it, bros?
woman moment
to cast off her Empyrean flesh, and become a cute doll girl?
>FUCK YOU DAD I DON'T WANT ORDER BECAUSE..... ORDER SUCKS!!! MOM WAS TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THE MOON AND STUFF!!!!
Woman brain + daddy issues = chaos for everyone involved
niggersneed
Her childhood friend/brother was a literal mind controlled slave who would kill her if she stepped out of line
>woman moment
Men don't like living in a woman brain country. Shocker.
A necessary step to be free of the Two Finger's control
The Golden Order doesn't treat sorcerers well (do you not remember that entire war between the carians/academy & marika/godfrey/radagon/the golden whatever?), they also tend to not treat most things non-human well (the misbegotten are literally slaves, demi-humans aren't treated well, etc.) and the reasons behind the Greater Will and Outer Gods in general interest in the Lands Between is still unknown. Not wanting to be beholden to those finger weirdos is perfectly understandable
>men kill themselves instead of fixing the problem
man moment
>they also tend to not treat most things non-human wel
based
>Women actively seek to destroy order and prosperity
>Men restore order and perfect upon it
What did they mean by this?
Goldmask is a slave to "Order", the Greater Will (alien deity) and the parasitic Erdtree supping upon the life of all living things. A perfect pawn
Its unfixable, we've done it over and over and over. We're tired, enjoy your nigger society
men are behind all the colossal chimpouts and biggest wars in human history.
>I'm tired :( wah
man moment
>society fucks itself
>lel just fix it
>lel just kill myself
ok tranny
Society may be fucked but I'm enjoying my life. Can you say the same?
>i get my lore from e-celebs
ok vaatidrone, through which means does the GW """enslave""" the lands between in goldmask's ending?
>trying to cast pure selfishness as some sacrificial moment
lmao the sheer state of simps
If you could choose between being a puppet, controlled without your own will, would you free yourself or accept being cucked out of your own free will by some weird creatures that serve alien gods.
Yeah, I would hate astrologers and weird alien shit from the stars controlling society and my life too.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
THESE WOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!
100% factual interpetation. She is the avatar of the angsty teenage whore
Women are evil and they want to destroy and undermine all that is good and functional in the world
>greater will and its cucked order
>good
Goldmask fags pls leave
seems like simping and low IQ goes hand in hand
Maybe he should've done it seeing the shitshow she caused
Erd tree is great! Unless you are tarnished, nox, omen, albanauric, etc
>Erd tree is great! Unless you are nigger
Your point?
you are canonically a nigger you fucking dumbass. erdtree and greater will and marika are going to go
>good job restoring order! now fuck off.
and banish you again you utter retard
Not really, Marika is completely brainwashed in the golden order ending and even if the greater will wanted you to fuck off it couldn't do it since it has no more pawns
>but the other Tarnished!
Fuck them
They don't even do that in the dung ending, they sure as shit won't in the Order one.
>Erdtree is great unless you care about social justice
good thing I don't.
>restoring order
>simping over waifus
ISHYGDDT
The game should have given more examples of good tarnished, nox, omen, albanauric, demi-humans, etc. if they wanted us to care about then. The demi-humans are almost entirely retarded and sub-human, remember Kenneth's quest? There's like one (1) good misbegotten in the game (Hewg) and he fucking dies at the end. Latenna, the one good Albinauric besides Albus (who dies), dies at the end of her quest. There's no reason to care about these groups as practically everyone in them is an asshole. Nepheli is really the only good Tarnished besides you, etc.
Albanaurics literally had a entire peaceful village before Gideon sent his boys there to kill everyone and turn them mad
>Shitpost ending
You will never be an omen
Why didn't the artist draw about Godwyn getting killed at the same time too?
Because of guilt?
Yeah well you only meet two of those peaceful Abinaurics. If they're already dead there is little you can do for them
Holy projection
Ranni has been stepping out of line for the whole time, even killing her body and acquiring the knife, and Blaidd has never snapped until the end of her quest. The same can be said for Malikeith when he let Marika ran free shattering the ring and calling Tarnished to rebell against GO.
This argument is invalid. NEXT!
>tarnished
Faggots
>nox
Insect fuckers
>omen
Niggers
>albinauric
Crippled faggots
She had no idea Blaidd would remain loyal. He was an anomaly that somehow resisted the programming till the very end
>Faggots
nice to see you acknowledging who you truly are
>Insect fuckers
wrong and even if they did its literally the fault of the greater will
>Niggers
you really gonna call morgott, arguably the kindest demigod, that?
>Crippled faggots
literally the fault of humans that made them that way. they deserve justice
>she has no idea
Weak excuse. Iji imprisoned Blaidd for this.
NEXT!
>you are illiterate
Next
LET ME TELL YOU. THOSE NOX NIGGERS RIDE THE ALIEN ANTS.
THEY SECRETLY FUCK THESE ANTS TO MAKE NUMEN RUNES
THEY DESERVE TO BE UNDERGROUND AND LIVE WITH THEIR CLONING FACILITIES
Order endings are just cucking yourself. Marika still exists and will treat you just as she treated the other Elden Lords: as boy toys and expendables.
>t'was a Morgottfag all along
Back to the sewers stinky
>no argument
I take your concession.
>kindest demigod
You mean tarnished mass murderer?
Same thing with Ranni and how she dumped Blaidd.
Ranni knows about Blaidd’s programming. But she calls him a failure since it never worked.
she looks like that one girl from the cheese wall meme
Yes so your princess knows about everything and that's a terrible excuse anyway.
blaidd was never ranni's boytoy, nor was ever married to ranni, and ranni tells you twice i think how much she loves iji and blaidd for sticking with her. she's infinitely more appreciative of them than marika ever was of godfrey or radagon. she also mentions in her doll dialogue that iji and blaidd "understand" what walking the dark path means, and know that ranni is eventually going to fuck off to the stars, so did she really dump them if they knew what was up?
Shhh goy you're not supposed to talk about that. Just enjoy your doll wifoo.
Kek what the fuck are you trying to argue?
This, but unironically
Also this
>literally the fault of humans that made them that way.
Isn't that the Nox?