Mario wants to see your feet! Yahoo! Your toesie-wosies, hoohoo! Would you let-a Mario see your footsie? Woohoo!

Mario's eyes makes it look like Doopliss stole his body again

There's just something funky in the human brain that causes feet to be viewed as a sexual organ, they elicit very similar responses to genitals and breasts

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I think getting off to feet involves a lot of mental gymnastics from wanting to be dominated. Stepping on someone / their dick or making you kiss their feet is like being dominated by them so it makes some sense to tie that fetish to feet, I guess. Thats the only way I can rationalize it.

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Mostly autistic people - actual autists, not meme autists - have retarded fetishes like this. People without brain damage don't see a foot and get horny. Just like farts, the prevalence of the fetish appears exponentially larger than it really is because shitters will ironically post about it just to get reactions.

What's wrong with these toes
I used to hike at mountains, walk down valleys and cliffs, yet they don't look like that

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I'm still baffled this was a real Tweet.

Wait until you see the Madagascar diaper tweet.

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why is Luigi in hell?

Dan “Prefers 'em lighter” Schneider.

Unironically crossed wired in the brain, look it up

(depending on the person of course) feet can be highly aesthetic. They can have a lot of curves, just like the female body and is a part of the woman body that is usually taken care of (unlike elbows). Also, things like nail paint or heels increase the appeal of feet.

While some of my partners agree it's kinda weird, most of the have no problem with me pampering their feet.

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Feet are normally covered in public, so seeing a girls bare feet is akin to seeing her bare breasts. If a girl is barefoot around you it normally shows you're in a comfortable situation. The dirty/stinky part of the fetish is the same as something like mud wrestling I think. You normally think of girls are clean and pretty so seeing their dirty soles or them covered in mud does something to a nigga.

>something funky in the human brain
>mental gymnastics from wanting to be dominated
>Mostly autistic people - actual autists

It's laughable the takes people have on this when their entire experience of the topic is reading about it online. What's even crazier is the longevity of the phrase "I just don't get the foot thing.", which I've been seeing online since 2002.

>Unironically crossed wired in the brain, look it up
And this is perhaps the most parroted nonsense that has been perpetuated thanks to a wikipedia entry that was written around 2006. It was a singular person's theory that was never tested thoroughly, because no one in those fields really give a shit about why someone is attracted to a part of the human body.

The most likely answer to it all is experiences with feet in your formative years. That simple. And the answer to "Why feet?" is "Why anything?" Explaining to a person why your favorite food is grilled chicken will be as equally useful. It's not.

No, that's a variation of the fetish itself but not the root

what the hell ks the root of that fetish? Tickling or foot job?

sounds like bullshit that got updooted so you were dumb enough to believe it

>Can someone explain the foot thing as simply as possible?

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I don't get feet specifically, but as an armpit appreciator I totally understand the appeal of non-sexual parts of the body. It's not about what the body parts can do or what you can do with the body parts, it's just the pure aesthetic appeal of it. Why do you think so much art is just naked women? The female form is a beautiful thing.

I don't know and according to psychology neither do they know lol but I talk about it from my perspective as my foot fetish started when I was about 11 years old and it never developed into any kind of BDSM practices on my side, but I know for a lot of people it goes that way.

Feet are gross.
Paws, on the other hand..

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Exactly this, why a lot of exotic cars like ferraris draw inspiration from the female body? Because of its aesthetic value. If people wouldn't find that as desirable we all would be driving boxes like the cybertruck.

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As someone who worked hard over the course of a year to give myself a foot fetish, allow me to explain. Under normal conditions, you're only attracted to the parts of a woman that are normally covered up. Feet, however, are often partially or fully exposed; especially during the summer months when sandals are a thing. This means if you have a foot fetish, you now can get the equivalent rush of seeing a woman topless exponentially more often, and without them even realizing what they're doing for you. I highly recommend you train yourself to get off to feet; it's well worth the effort.

There’s no way he didn’t know what he was doing.

Nigger your brain is fucked. There's been studies. Like what you like, no need to cope

>There's been studies.
Sure there has, buddy.

>As someone who worked hard over the course of a year to give myself a foot fetish

Lmfao the things you read here

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I don't recall a single instance of feet catching my attention growing up, yet I'm now a massive footfag
Sometimes the wires just get crossed wrong I guess

>As someone who worked hard over the course of a year to give myself a foot fetish
Why

bcoz hiking makes your toes better while these bugpeople have never hiked and are ugly

As I said, I can now enjoy looking at women in sandals the same way I'd enjoy looking at a woman topless whereas before, feet were just feet to me. I may be a coomer, but I'm not lazy. Always look to better yourself.

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why would he tweet that? this has to be concrete proof that twitter causes brain rot.

I would get hard licking a girls elbows

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A fetish that develops when you're neglected by your (usually single) mother.

a car looks nothing like a human at all.

So what is Charles getting cancelled now?

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This user gets it.

t. jeans fetishist, aka pretty much the most commonly worn pants around

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>pretty much the most commonly worn pants around
You'll hate the west coast

Good thing I'm on the east coast

I have a foot fetish only if the girl is wearing leggings

Dan “if she’s old enough to bleed she’s old enough to breed” Schneider

based dan.
how many young man have a feet fetish because of him.

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I would have watched more Nickelodean growing up. I had my fetish since pre-k though. Used to trade sniffs with a girl I was friends with. I bet she also has a foot fetish.