What the FUCKING FUCK were they thinking?

What the FUCKING FUCK were they thinking?

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Better get ready for the Godskin trio in the dlc

lousy offcomer

"Hmm... it seems this intruder lacks vigor."

Impossible

I barely scraped by using my Knight's Greatsword, getting damage where I could with jumping attacks and punishment. A long battle of attrition, especially when I realized you couldn't finish it 'early' by killing them around the same time.

Then I tried helping people with co-op and found everyone was simply deleting them in like 10 seconds with some red mistcloud (?) or blood katana combo. I did think the completion trophy percentage was suspiciously high...

"I wonder if they learned how to use status effects or consumables yet?"

You have summons you know user.
You're not supposed to be taking a gank fight on 2v1.

How is boiled crab going to help you with this

just hit once once and fall back

"Remember Ornny and Smoggy? Do it again"

>hear nothing but non-stop seething about how this is the worst boss created by fromsoft
>I finally get to this boss
>summon my girl, luthel
>equip fingerprint and great lance
>beat the boss in 3 tries. Even purposefully died to experience it one more time
Man it must suck being a no-summons, no shield, try hard faggot. I had fun

lol i just used sleep arrows, put them both to sleep next to each other and then used ze classic wondrous physick + comet azur. killed them in one fell swoop. we call that TACTICS, not that you no skill faggots would know anything about that

>sleep arrows
You did not beat the game.

That the player would summon Bernahl and Mimic Tear, most likely.

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>the """veteran""" soulsfag forgets that status ailments exist and are a valid strategy
more of your kind need to get ganked by enemies and invaders using obscure status effects

>sleep pot
>magic terrain
>physick
>comet azur
If the game hates me, I'll hate it too.

Have you tried not being a shitter? There are so many fucking columns in that room you can hide behind.

"whatever, they can use spirits"

Carian Retaliation their fireballs

getting rewarded for experimentation is what souls games is all about, fake fan

I killed them first try, I took one and my mimic took the other. Even had downtime while they respawned. Try gitting gud.

>not using status effect items
Adventurelet

That’s because katanas are OP and anyone not using a STR greatsword build didn’t beat the game.

1st run with int build i bothered with that area only after the haligtree, so by the time i got there i was obviously overleveled
this last run i made a str build and went straight to the farum after leyndell, didn't even do the volcano by then. these two fuckers were kicking me in the teeth holy shit. maliketh was easier

>ring bell
>fight becomes fair
Don't see a problem, just use the tools the game gives you. Stop letting shitposters on Yea Forums lock you in a chastity while you play.

luckily the game is easy as fuck and you can cheese most of it with summons and broken weapons, most forgettable souls game i've played

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What would the third one be, the Godskin Manlet? Would they essentially be these guys?

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bro why'd you post a bait image bro
this isnt a bait post is it?

>Rotten Breathed Radahn, Astel, and Morgott,
>Swarmed of flies Malenia, Mohg, Fortissax, Placidusax, and Godfrey
>Carian Retaliated Maliketh and Radagon
>AI glitched Elden Beast

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>summon
you didn't beat the boss

literally this
i called my mimic and he handled the apostle while i killed the noble

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how many threads are you going to repost this dumb shit man, what the fuck
grow some fucking personality, npc

looking up guides is not experimentation

itll be two skinnies and a noble or two nobles and a skinny, or just three skinnies or three nobles

I beat them solo with no ashes after like 3 tries. One of them is always extremely passive, it's not that difficult if you use the pillars to block the passive guy's fireballs.

Bro you beat both of them before, you know their entire moveset. What is the problem in beating them together when you know their every move?

based
cringe

Godskin Duo Duo
Godskin Quartet
God Fourskin

They overdid double bosses. Seriously like 1/3 of the bosses are doubles or some variety of it. It was only ever cool when they surprised you with it during O&S. Now its a played out lazy gimmick to copy paste bosses.

I honestly thought people were shitposting about this being hard I beat it on my third try no summons no ashes. Generic melee build using the commander's standard. Did I just get lucky they didn't seem that bad just use pillars to block fireballs so you can heal.

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you didn't beat the game, O you didn't beat the game
therefore, you didn't beat the game, O you didn't beat the game

No but I did something better, I had fun. Looking forward to hopping into my second playthrough

I barely remember even fighting these guys. Had way more trouble with the Draconic Tree Sentinel.

>see two enemies
>put one to sleep because you've been paying attention to status effects and what they do
>n-no way you could've figured that out y-y-you use guides
Actual, clinical retardation.

The 2v1 bosses are actually balanced for a single player, they have an AI that prevents one to attack less than 5 seconds after the other already did an attack.
That's why most of the fight, the one closest to you will do his regular stuff while the other will occasionally shoot a fireball or poke once.
Then they will trade places, depenind on positioning.
Same thing happens in the 2v1 Crucible Knights fight.
If you compare them to how intense they are in the 1v1 fights, it's not even close.
This far more fair and forgiving than even O&S where they bumrushed you constantly, especially if Smough decided to spam the shovel attack.

Another thing FROM did is having you face both of them in a 1v1 variant of the fight if you looked around and explored enough, making you far more prepared for this 2v1 than if you just rushed to the endgame.

My fight glitched out and I was lucky I had summoned Bronahl. I killed both but for some reason the life bar wasn't empty and one of them came back so I ran to kill it and it killed me but Berhnal killed him and it gave me the runes and everything as I was disappearing. It was weird

i haven't played it but from that pic i'm going to guess
>people liked snorlax and pikachu lets do it again because 1vs2 is so fun for the players

i soloed them in two with my claymore and bastard sword, only real threat is them ganking you, really. they have less HP individually, and either one can be stunned preventing them from reviving the other too soon.

Dogskin Quintet

>3 skinnies, 2 nobles
>5 big rot dogs

I guess everyone that used a bleed weapon, poison or rot dragon breath spell on a boss with a huge HP pool had to use a guids to even know bleed, poison and rot exist in the game.

Summoned mimic for double bosses. Already beat Sneedstein and Chuck in DS, dont need this shit in my life, I am old.

>summon tiche
>kill boss easily
Whats the problem exactly?

>ok, 2 v 1
>lets even out the playing field
>ding ding ding
>NOOOOO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE SPIRITS THATS CHEATING

why are soulsfags like this? it’s literally a mechanic in the game with its own upgrade path. hell, to complete some of the side quests you need to summon spirits. the fuck is wrong with you autists?

i beat these guys first try. People find them hard? Just spam dark moon greatsword beams at them

fair enough user, I was just yanking your chain

>Radahn
let all the summons kill him for me. didn't even land one hit
>Morgott
shackles and ruins greatsword
>Astel
did give me some trouble, i think i came back after some leveling and used ruins greatsword
>Malenia
rivers of blood
>Mohg
Tiche basically killed him for me
>Fortissax
dont even remember this fight, feel like i just did the standard 'swipe at leg / wing' dragon attack
>Placidusax
Ancient Dragon Lightning Storm fucked this guy up quick
>Godfrey / Horah
ruins greatsword
>Maliketh
fight ended quickly, dont remember
>Radagon
ran up to him and shot him full of arrows til he died
>Elden Beast
Pest Threads and the holy resistance spell made the fight trivial

>big dogs
>not the small ones with 11k bleed damage instant kill bites

I thought it was the big dogs that did that

you know what you did

And one sword eagle flying around.

that's all cope though, because you looked up a guide just like everyone else who just so happened to start using sleep on this one boss in particular
lmao

Godskin duo broke me. I spec'd into dex and got rivers of blood and suddenly the fight was trivial as shit. In hindsight, that ruined the game for me, even Malenia was easy as shit was that stupid red sword.

Well gee user, I seem to have remembered experimenting with sleep when I discovered it but you're right, I did only use it just this once. All because of that nifty guide I forgot ever looking at.

Room temperature IQ.

guide reader build

>lets make a cool tribute to O&S but easier than O&S
Not sure what your problem is. Try getting good?

>ran up to him and shot him full of arrows til he died

>glitching the final boss

You didn't beat the game. You cheated yourself.

Warrior Jugs.

What are these Radan summons everyone is talking about? I was completely alone against Radshan, no NPCs

There is nothing wrong with this fight besides sometimes the AI starting to loop on the
>Try to drink estus
>Get firedballed
>Try to drink estus
>get fireballed
loop

Most of the time the bosses separate naturally with you being given like 10 seconds to melee fight one while the other one slowly walks at you

Both the destructible pillars and the breaking is of "Kill one boss and youre basically done with the fight" dualmeta are natural evolutions of dual boss fight

Also it's fun design how the playstyle flips when one of the bosses die. Before you were playing ultra defensive but now you want to be on his face 24/7 since you want to make sure you're not away from him when he starts his summon animation.

The same people who complain about the godskin duo complain about Malenia. Not because of waterfowl dance being reliably undodgeable but because of the lifesteal mechanic that forces them to play patient and learn the fight instead of bruteforcing it

They're a pussy and a cock, right?

You are supposed to fight them solo melee exactly like every group boss on previous games
There were harder duos in older games too and people didn't whine
You newfags need to stop your retarded promoting of playing the easy mode and just learn the combat

>fight described as festival
>arena littered with summon signs for npcs
>beat him solo

>goes to a festival
>doesnt let anyone else in on the main event, just does it all himself
what an asshole

I dunno but i find funny they re not really a duo

embarrassing

Its easy as hell solo melee too. Entered room with just 4 flasks and first tried them with occult naginata 2-handed
These whiners literally suck at games

>You are supposed to
brb calling Solaire and Beatrice

O&S is legit way easier

The game literally gives you an npc summon for them.

Why do we fight these guys again? I'm after the demigods' runes, they want to kill demigods. It's an easy deal.

>what if O&S....
>but bad

>he missed out on the festival
you actually did not beat the game, i feel so bad for you

I literally beat this boss today solo no summons, Yea Forums has no excuse.

Nope, ironically makes the smaller ones more dangerous as a result.

Didnt see any signs

Sorry lads.
Blaidd was hanging out after the fight and talked like he participated though.
And Alexander was eating corpses. No one else there though.

I missed a lot of stuff as I am finding out now that ive conpleted the game and is finally reading stuff about it.

>to complete some of the side quests you need to summon spirits.
Name one time in Elden Ring you need to summon someone for a boss to advance their quest