Lol so true

Time to whip out the instant BTFO

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You can insult me, but never. NEVER! Insult my gay frogs.

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So, before ER, DS2 was widely considered the worst by sex-havers. Is that still the case now that ER is out? Has ER done the impossible and set the bar even lower than Dark Souls 2?

Did you got Covid, OP?
Because you dont have taste.

This but, unironically. Dark Soul two is the most brutal game in the series and the boss battles are the stuff of legends.

literal mental illness. has been going on for 8 years.

mauLer absolutely btfo'd hbomberfaggot (and that's a good thing, that weasely little twink gave us a bad name) but I don't agree with his personal opinions on what constitutes good and bad.
The shit he thinks makes ds2 "objectively bad" I kinda don't care about.

Except for the sHitboxes.

You're a giga retard, OP. I know this is your opinion, but your opinions just wrong. It'd be like if you told me you preferred farts to roses. If you think that way, your mind is taking advantage of you.

ER is much better at its best but 90% of the game is such a repetitive slog that it drags down the average below DaS2.

Did you get the vaccine?
Because you're about to be on the floor unconscious.

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lmao

FTFY

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I like all Souls games

ER has way more high points.

>implying id watch a 9 hour video essay

ER is the favorite souls game of s*x-havers

Frogtards are the worst kind of posters.

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2016 is over, it’s time to go back to twitter

Sex-having logic dictates BB is at the top, and it's always been rated at the top, but where does ER even fall? Hard to say, but probably middle of the pack

Imagine living life as a cuck.
Not even once

No.

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ER is the most popular one so it's the only one sex-havers actually care about

Popularity ≠ sex-having. On average, it might even be a lower sex-having coefficient.

I pity the fromdrones.

So sensible for a big guy.

BB is literally about making babies, come, and knocking up women to bear you children. It's the peak pregnancy game

Please tell me what the fuck this is

sex-havers don't want babies

probably some obnoxious youtuber high off his own farts who makes 12 hour long essays about popular games

The man that singlehandedly destroyed DS2's celebrity apologist.

Are zoomers really this cucked by capitalism?

Kek. Found the literal non-sex-haver

...

Have sex.

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This

based

>people actually bother listening to some "epic badass red eyed tuxedo demon god im cool" pfp youtuber ramble incoherently for half a day because someone else liked a video game they didn't like

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>ramble incoherently for half a day
I don't watch mauler but when I watch 10 hours long videos I usually watch like 30 minutes a day while eating or taking a shit. I don't think people actually sit down and watch the whole video.

r/wooooooosh

Reminder that ds2 posts are made by ds2 haters.

youtu.be/HR3hbaKTVBs

A fat australian who does He does not know how to write or edit so he stretches 30 minute videos into 12 hour ones where he critiques something point by point, putting no effort into staying consistent with his own ideology between points, and calls it in-depth objective criticism
He made a ten hour series responding to someone else's response to criticism about Dark Souls 2

That's even worse.

>DS2 has no penis
Accurate

I don't like any of the Souls games, I don't find them interesting. The only reason I even played them was because I used to have nothing better to do with my time then found them on sale and decided I'll just do it to have something to waste my time on.

How the fuck am I supposed to say that whenever someone comes up with the topic about it without making it sound to them like I'm some sort of contrarian?
Even just simply saying I didn't like the games or that I found them boring will have people screeching at me and asking "WHY?! THEY THE BEST EVER!!"

that's because it's planted firmly in the ass of emerald herald at all times

This.
Homobomber getting his shit served was glorious, but maulers actual review/assessment was pretty terrible.
It was literally just an attack on homobomber, which again, was a good thing.
But that's also the only reason those videos are popular.

Not that any of this means that DS2 is actually good.

At least they got the most imortant bit right. The rump.

Go make like DS2 and suck a dick

DS1 horse has intact balls while DS2 has no dick, therefore 1 is superior