Kill, fuck, marry, friendship

Touched a nerve there? I don't blame you, I would be mad if people ignored the supposed main girl too

whats wrong with ranni?

>all gooks

No thanks

You have to be absolutely fucking retarded to not see why Ranni doesn't belong here.

I actually have a melina pic right here but it didn't line up correctly and nobody even remembers her so does it matter? she disappeared majority of the game for me or maybe I did something wrong?

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Friendship
Fuck
Kill
Marry

fuck marry friendship ranni
kill nobody since i'm already cheating and nobody here deserves to die
i absolutely refuse to be unfaithful to my wife, and our marriage will be strengthened by the fact that we are not only lovers but also are friends

I will accept all Rannis into my heart

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Yeah that's what I was saying, reading comprehension

She should really be wearing what the ds3 firekeeper is wearing on her legs. Otherwise she looks great.

>plastic bug face
Kill all.

1. Fuck
2. Friendship
3. Kill
4. Marry

Ok this thread is cringe

This thread is full of incels

>nobody here deserves to die
Except you lol.

ok and? ranni is the poster girl of elden ring. What do you even remember about melina?

Then why'd you ask if it touched a nerve? That would imply that I'm mad about what I'm saying. Reading comprehension right back at you, sweaty.

Not really, no, the actual poster girl is Malenia

Looks like the rot has reached the brain, user.

>Doll this short

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kill blue
fuck far left
marry white doll
friendship skater seek seek bear lest

i would not kill even you, despite your ill wishes. you can still be saved.

how would Tiche dress like?

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i would kill every motherfucker that downvoted my comment on the fo76 reddit today
fucking assholes

marry right because pantyhose is always best. disregard the rest

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fpbp

Hey I know this artist. He made that art where the underage Avatar girls got pregnant. I don't know why but it made me play Splinter Cell after that lol

I'm a dark souls 1 player. I do not need women

You sit right on the fire poker?

Why does ranni cause so much seethe? No one is this mad over women in other from games

Goldmaskfags and frenzyfags seethe because her ending is more popular
Lorefags seethe because they want to blame her for every thing bad that happens in lore
Melinafags seethe because Ranni stole the heroine spot
Yea Forums seethes because contrarianism

Melina is the incarnation of Ranni's great rune though

why does this feel so korean?

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clothing, eyes, makeup, corean plastic surgery facial features

this is one of the cringiest images ive ever seen

this is Yea Forums though, popular thing = bad

Exactly

this is so offmodel i wonder why he even bothered

Why did they make the doll a gook?
Why isn't Ranni also a doll?
What happened to Shan's face?

the fact that the second highest option is a meme answer just shows how dominant ranni really is

How are they off-model?

>Rya
>Meme
Fuck you

literally the point you autistic retard

how is Ranni not a doll? all the yarn stuff is below her neckline

>Marry
Ranni. Easily the smartest and most ambitious of the lot, the kind of woman that has a real future. Plus, four hands.
>Fuck
Emerald Bitch. Hot, but pretty much nothing else.
>Friendship
Fire Keeper. Nice girl full of suffering, she needs someone to be nice to her without ulterior motives.
>Kill
Doll. Bitch ain't even real, shouldn't even count as a kill.

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Kill Doll. Havent played BB so I don't care about her
Fuck ShANALotte for obvious reason
Befriend Ranni I guess, whatever
Marry my cute, beautiful, pure and kind Firekeeper

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I want to make Shanalotte my tomboy wife

She's the biggest meme and the people who simp her think she isn't evil desu

is that so? kinda funny she has less of an effect on the story than ranni does then

I WANT TO BREED A ART HOE SO BAD

hands neck and face all visible
all of which are marionette-like and articulated

>No Blaidd option
gaaay

DS3 firekeeper was the nicest and closest to a real person

Doll isn't real
Emerald Herald is annoying as fuck and ugly
Ranni is qt and tsundere, but a malevolent demigod so probably a poor waifu
Melina openly doesn't like you

>fuck
emerald maiden (cute and fat tits)
>marry
ranni (become a lord)
>kill
DS3 firekeeper (has no eyeballs, goes bonkers)
>friend
doll

I think you're the autistic retard here, this looks like slope cosplay, because no one looks like themselves.
For art tineye tells me is supposed to be the characters in a contemporary setting, they don't look like the characters at all.
But for some reason the doll is still a doll, but looks completely different and the other doll isnt a doll.
Shana would be unrecognizable without the emblem, because her "portrayal" is the most hackish of all.

>I don't know why but it made me play Splinter Cell after that lol
lmao

I think you should check Ranni again in game lol, her hands are articulated but have no joints. The only "joints" she has is where the porcelain or whatever her skin is has broken