Ah yes, the pinnacle of game design

just jump, retard. they literally gave you sekiro hurtboxes because they saw people liked sekiro

Jump R2 spam
The pinnacle of combat

>simping for Foot Fetish Miyazaki's incompetence and retardation
cope and dilate fromtranny

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NO FUCKING STOP
DARK SOULS 2 IS THE ONE WITH BAD HITBOXES NOT ELDEN RIIIIIIIIING
miyazaki is a hack and a fraud

atleast thats not a one hit

Seeing shit like this makes me so glad I dropped this game, never have I felt more like I was truly wasting my life away playing a videogame.

this can be said about literally every video game that has ever been released and will ever be released

>Player strategy was so retarded it broke the AI

>it's the player's fault the game is bad

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Don't you know it's ok when Memezaki does it?

The input reading is so strong it even wakes up bugged enemies!

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Why should he stop if he's got you on the ropes? The same thing with people whining about enemies exploiting your sipping, a human attacks you when they see you vulnerable, why shouldn't enemies? That makes them more real

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ANIMATION CANCELIN

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DS2bros, we've been redeemed

You can literally counter the input reading by pulling enough range

Mechanically DS2 is the most solid of the souls games. Now imagine how bad everything else is.

Why the fuck is glintstone pebble so good

Incompetent gameplay designers.

Unironically hate delusional das2 niggers more than any other soulsfag.

>Counter
If you're far enough you can dodge it but cant punish it
You're essentially waiting for the boss to make a move in almost every fight because if you try to attack you'll get fucked

im laughing at you, you want to know why? because youre asking us to stop talking about a video game on a videogames board. look at how fucking silly you look

>one off bug happens
>THE GAME IS FUNDAMENTALLY BROKEN
it's telling that all the people in these webms are using youtuber-approved builds too

FAITH BUILDIN'

>evading attacks works
"URRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES EVADING WORK THIS IS SUCH A SHIT GAME"
>evading attacks doesn't work
"URRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOESN'T EVADING WORK THIS IS SUCH A SHIT GAME"

There. We can stop having this thread now.

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>beast clergymen
>bell bearing hunter
from really cannot get over bloodborne

>rolling away from boss isn't working
>"I should keep rolling away from the boss."
Yes it's Elden Ring that's retarded and not (You).

>Isn't working
You blind?

>NOOOO WHY ISN'T EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT BREATH OF THE WILD IT CREATED OPEN WORLD GAMES!!!!!!!!
Kys tendie.

>boss attack is not landing
>it means the boss should repeat the same attack trying to land it
Le git gud, amirite?

Why the fuck won't bosses stop attacking in this game?

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>I dealt 2% damage to a boss via a summon while fleeing forever because I'm trash
>I will now win
Ok, let's see OPs webm ended?

Enemies do not use FP.
Enemies do not use stamina.
Enemies cannot run out of ammunition or items.

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13 years and nip motherfuckers still cant fix grab attacks. Just stop putting them in

>the player is acting as intelligent as an AI that's supposed to be a deranged beast
Yes, a fucking deranged beast should attack wildly and repeatedly you fucking dipshit.

I swear they went overboard with the dumb spinny attacks this time, even though spin attacks are fucking stupid and have no reason to hit as hard as they do.

never happened to me
maybe if you were good at the game you wouldnt face those issues

Annoys me just as much, but FP and ammo/items could really be abused.
Atleast give them a drinking optionn for FP.

Well, they had to balance OP summons somehow.

Doing the same slash repeatedly is not attacking wildly

In the same manner 20+ times?

>AI and in-game character are the same thing

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Yes it is. Cope harder madding faggot.

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This is what made the hunter fights so annoying in bloodborne. Those could have been some of the coolest fights in the game but instead the enemies can stun you with their gun every 2 seconds and it becomes unfun. Not to mention the OP guy in the cathedral towards the end of the game.

I'm calling the player a deranged beast. And since you're stupid, I'm making fun of him for being retarded.

Everything from does is intended unless they say otherwise! Don't criticize my overlord masters! Buy buy buy censor all criticisms!

>enemies can't dodge roll
>enemies can't sippie 10+ times

>enemies cant dodge roll
tell that to that fucking troll in limgrave who cannon balled towards me at the speed of light

That's not a dodge roll.

Ah, so your retarded. Got it.

>NO U
Compelling. Retard.

just use a flashpod to knock him out of the air

>you keep doing the same thing
>boss keeps doing the same thing since he has the initiative

makes perfect sense to me

Good, you retarded Souls mong

I don't have any flashpods

It looks like raising the scythe moved the hitbox in front of the grabs which is already fucking massive. still bullshit but just sayin

Not in a million years you stupid crying FAGGOT

STAY MAD FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!

They see me rollin
They hatin

Retards still pretending Godskin is hard at all. Stop crying about it you fucking loser.

Shit like this is why i switched to just using a greatshield

>I don't understand the conversation, but feel the need to speak my theta wave thoughts

>enemies read inputs and perfect dodge projectiles
You WILL be a melee build, and you WILL memorize which exact frame to dodge on so that attacks will look like they hit you but they actually don't.

then find some flashbugs and craft them

Nobody said anything about hard you absolute mongoloid

So this is le power of le prepare to die, eh? Not le bad...not le bad at all...

If they had just included one line in the lore text of the sippy cup that said every single fucker in the land gets so offended by anyone using estus that they attack harder, I wouldn't have minded the blatant sip punish so much.