I'm going to my first gaming con soon, what can I expect?
I'm going to my first gaming con soon, what can I expect?
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LOTS of sex with horny cosplayers
Women really can't go without scribbling chemical ink on their skin, can they
>gaming con
Imagine the smell
Only if you're good looking. But yes, tons of horny repressed nerdsluts who want to roleplay, get weird, get drunk, dance and fuck like crazy on a 2 or 3 day con binge.
The attractive cosplayers won't look at you anymore because of Instagram. The hamplanets that half ass thier cosplays are probably still desperate if you are also desperate.
Don’t get his hopes up dude.
I'm sure they are crying themselves to sleep over your disappointment.
How do i get a qt Asian cosplay gf?
Only if you look good though
Get money and expensive possesions.
I doubt this bitch ever even touched a Darkstalkers game.
I doubt you've even touched a bitch.
monigran.jpg
rape a chick for me
If its in America you can expect
>50/50 split male female
femoids love these things
>70% spics 20%niggers 10% white/asian
spics massive weebs but mostly cool, the niggers will be the most autistic fuckers you've ever met. Nigger weebs are just a special breed of autism.
>the smell
its going to stink and not in a good way
no it won't be like in your hentai where you get horny from it you're going to fucking hate it and everyone disgusting femoid will have only a thin bit of fabric between her nasty rotten fish smelling cunt and every minority(majority) is going to be letting their BO perfume around them.
overall an awful experience have fun also you will be very sick when you get back home
t. scribbled roastie
Lmaooo
Not really, I am pretty chubby and I still got to fuck an 7/10 italian slut.
A lot of trannies and pedophiles.
How hard is it really to get laid at one of these cons? Never been, but I want some easy and fun sex. Plus, it would be really nice to meet someone who has similar interests.
Average looking women with their asses out. files.catbox.moe
How was the sex?
That’s a beaner
*cooms*
Forgive me, mein Zanziführer...
>Visit Artist's Alley for some neat prints
>Check the panels to see if there's anything you're interested in, line up 60-30 minutes before the panel to guarantee a good seat if you care about it a lot
>Take photos of good cosplays
>Find out wherever the after party is, if you're into that
Most importantly, have fun. For me, the best part of going to cons are the artists and the cosplayers. 90% of the people that attend con's are antisocial retards who have no filter IRL and will act absurdly autistic, so try not to interact with anyone for too long or you'll want to kill yourself.
Wear deodorant.
you won't fuck any consluts
Went to an anime con in NYC, it was a lot of fun. Lots of teenagers there having wholesome (but extremely cringy and autistic) fun, it was good feels all around. Was fat and autistic so some cosplayers were cunts but we got pictures with a Guy Fieri and mexican Joseph Joestar. Supremely based. If we were less autistic at the time, definitely would have grabbed dinner with a group of femoid cosplayers. Have fun and be yourself™.
damn, white women are amazing
Reality:
No sex and you sitting in your hotel.
If you look like shit and lack confidence maybe
>90% of the people that attend con's are antisocial retards who have no filter IRL and will act absurdly autistic, so try not to interact with anyone for too long or you'll want to kill yourself.
Kek this.
How do artists deal with copyright issues? Or nobody just gives a fuck?
5:1 men to woman. Fat people everywhere. Dear God the smell. Everything is incredibly expensive. Panels for any convention have been shit since 2010.
Do Black girls ever date White men?
By getting a black one instead.
>it would be really nice to meet someone who has similar interests
you don't actually think cosplay girls play the video games they cosplay from, right user?
Yes.
Greasy
All the time. Find yourself an ebony queen with a fat ass, user
the same dragon ball figures for sale at every fucking vendor
>con
more like coon
MOAR
kek
that bingo was a really good one
Technically it's very illegal to make money off someone else's copyrighted characters, but it's difficult to go after everyone doing it and prove intent to actually deprive the copyright holders of money when artists can simply be doing commissions and their work might fall under parody.
She looks like she fucks white bois, like me.
sauce?
Legend
i always say this, if you can get laid irl you can get laid at a con. not really worth it imo though
fucking hell
Found it, Elixserr on Twitter.
Fuck you.
bros.......................
Holy shit
W H O ? ? ?
unironically? getting sick
Oh my bad bro happy fap
Couldn't betray the white race any faster.
this
I went to a con a long time ago
All we did was walk around, take pics, and look at stuff. Never got into any sexy shit or talked to any girls for a long extended amount of time, feels bad bros.
If it was that easy to get laid nobody would be a virgin over the age of 21
be clean, hit the gym and try again (worked for me)
I went as donte after DmC came out. I ignored the girls who were just after my /fit/ body and fucked this one nerdy girl who said I picked the worst dante and probably never played a dmc game in my life. I still kinda miss her all these years later
Who that?