You didn't buy it

reminder that if you
>torrented it
>played it on a friend pc
>bought it but refunded in one hour
you DIDN'T bought the game

I just watch interesting youtube snippets.

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Why is Yea Forums obsessed with this game?
it's forgotten, didn't sell, and mogged by Elden Ring but you are still seething about it every single day..
what more do you want?

Of course not. It´s a Ubiesque open world slugfest.

Dang tootin'

Yes I made sure to steer clear of that lame dysgenic vomit

> Sony
> Female protagonist
> The women look like real people and not anime girls with giant breasts
It was inevitable.

Nikocado Avocado does not need any more money than he does so of course I didn't give him money.

I concede. It's all true and you're right.

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You don't have the right O you don't have the right, in short You don't have the right O you don't have the right.

That’s right I’m not retarded

Very astute OP

Yeah they nerfed the ropecaster, but its still usable albiet does needs investment for the upgrades. Honestly, I've been having a blast doing a melee run. Get the Oseram Artificer+Carja Bane Bow. Upgrade that shit & those combo chains fucking shreds

Just like Dunkey said, the only memorable thing about this game is that it came out a week before Elden Ring

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ywnbaw

>muh e-celeb guys!
Kill yourself fag kid.

I don't seethe. Game has been the best memefuel in awhile.

What does dunkeys cock tastes like t the back of your mouth since it's so far up your ass that it reaches your mouth? Holy Shit, talk about mindless parroting drones

You will never be with a woman.

This. I kept hearing this wasn't FOR me, and then I heard "you'll buy it anyway" as if I'm obligated to pay some kind of gamer jizya to the companies that shovel out this uninspired woke trash, and instead I played Elden Ring.

Yes.
The MC looks too ugly.

Imagine caring about & quoting a youtuber. Pathetic.

project, i already am.

Forgive me, Yea Forums, for I have sinned.
I bought a game, and I enjoyed it. I feel sick to my stomach. Am I becoming a faggot because I.... ENJOYED a game?
Lord help me.

I found Elden ring to be boring. Imma stick with Bloodborne.

is that aloy from genshin impact?

Did you think the bullies in school were seething at your My Little Pony backpack, too? This is triumphant, mocking laughter in the face of an increasingly cynical and out-of-touch western games industry that tried to do social engineering and instead flopped like a troon on the end of a rope. Moreover, it's a victory for solemn, wondrous, awe-inspiring fantasy over the quirky, quippy, "Seattle but with MAGIC and PINK HORNED PEOPLE" fantasy California has been trying to push ever since Siege of Dragonspear.

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Nah but since you enjoyed the game, now there's fuck ton of Ubishit games you can enjoy as well.

Bro I've never seen a face like that on a body that wasn't going from pear-shaped to apple-shaped with alarming rapidity. Aloy doesn't look like a real person, she looks like her head was transplanted onto her body.

You're not alone,
I fucking loved it as well.
It's definitely feels epic.

Red 10 hail Mary's & wank to Aloy 15 times. Amen.

did horizon 2 actually flop?

No please dude I was just joking.

I did. Getting back to it recently after Elden Ring was rough because they both use completely different control schemes. I wish fast travel was as fast as Elden Ring's hot key buttons but I also wish Elden Ring had gyro aiming and a glider.

Aloy is stunning. ;)

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Dare i say AC is better because it at least has some interesting historical settings and not this colorful robo dino bullshit.

>IT'S BAD BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FEATURE A SEXY HOT UNDERAGE LOLI GIRL I CAN FAP TO SNOY MUST BURN AND DIE!!!
go outside
touch grass
make friends
talk to your pranets (if they haven't disowned you for being child rapists yet)
seek help

Every woman has tits, dude, if I want to just see tits I can go to pornhub or whistle at my girlfriend.

this! so much this!

Is the gyro any good? I haven't tried it, my muscle memory from HZD is too ingrained in me. Yeah wish the glider was travesal option too in Er, torrent is too janky. I've died more to falls than bosses.

Never have, never will. Won't even download when it ends up free on PS Plus.

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>posting the patched version

You've a girlfriend, sure, and I own the entire Artic Circle.

yea its been very useful. I'm more of a mouse user so its somewhat similar. Use the sticks to do macro adjusts and gyro to fine tune. I don't know why more games don't use it.

Lmao

why would I

I'm outside all the time, have lots of friends and a great relationship with my surviving parent, and I want to spray my jizz all over Ranni's flat doll chest and puffy porcelain nipples and watch it freeze there.
>seek help
Yeah go pay a divorced boomer to tell you that it's okay to be sad. Therapy is a meme, only you can make you happy.

What if I got it for free and dropped it in the tutorial cave

Just having tits is not the bar to set for a female protagonist. Tiddies should be standard.

>I'm outside all the time, have lots of friends and a great relationship with my surviving parent, and I want to spray my jizz all over Ranni's flat doll chest and puffy porcelain nipples and watch it freeze there
this is written like a facebook comment by a 9 years old kid lmao

>allows fully modeled nipples in a western game
>censors Japanese games for far less

Eeeee, my sisters are here! We'll chase off the chuds together, ladies!

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Nigga nobody likes ugly women, only trannies, and these ones dont even buy games.
Reminds me of RE2R %, guess what, majority chose cute Leon over Claire globina. You could see any girl doing a playthrough and they always chose Leon. Same with future KH4, it has cute boy so it will sell (well, less because of EGS meme)

tendie pedos and trannies are equally scum who deserve to die

You got your dilator stuck, didn't you? Better pull it out before the rotten flesh of your neovagina fuses with it, that can happen you know.

>if you played Elden Ring you're a tendie
This is your brain on estrogen.

i still don't understand why ER is being compared to HZD
both games are totally different and for different audience

sony allowed underage sex scenes in life is strange 2

Leftists accusing other people of not going outside and being child rapists lmao.

Nice essay moment loser. Do you repeat that lie to yourself first thing in the morning?

The funniest part is you actually poured your so called "life story" as a response to a comment on Yea Forums. If you were indeed living the life you so falsely claim to lead, you wouldn't sound so insecure. Faggot

Do you think the games would have done better if the writing wasn't so retarded?

and thats a good thing

considering how many games with shit writing make money, no.
gaymers only buy videos games to coom

By retarded you mean just existing? Because nothing could save this games shit writing and dialgoue short of flat out removing it.

I bought the first game for dino fighting and all I got was people constantly talking at you. The second game, from reviews words, has more dialogue. Gross.

>essay moment
I didn't think you were this mad. Do you want to talk about why you're seething over Horizon flopping?

Wasn't really interested until I saw that Zion National Park is explorable. Place was my favorite camping spot as a kid, hunting robot dinos there would be pretty neat. Will wait for it to go on sale somewhere down the line

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I already sold it. What a trash game

The present day tribal stuff is better than the sci fi stuff this time round compared to HZD. The end was meh, but overall I quite loved it.

Neither did Aloy's biggest fans.

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Man, you really do have a MLP backpack, don't you?

I can't even imagine being such a consoomer that I'd search the internet for scalpers and pay three times the price... for a fucking no gaemsstation 5. I cannot even visualize mental illness like that.

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I hate this game because of how hard these kino as fuck machine animal designs are wasted. They are so good but eternally stuck in this bland, boring, schlock.

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Sure I did.

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Comes back with a stock 4chn parrot response. Sigh.

>too angry to type correctly
Pottery. Seethe, cope, dilate, I'll be gatekeeping games journos with RoB and an Occult Uchi.

Stalkers are so cool

BOTW was compared to Horizon and they play nothing like each other. It's just console war sales shit.

>it's forgotten
Went to see Uncharted the other day.
The Playstation movies logo animation starts with a shot of Aloy.

I did and I made a sandwich too.

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>FULLY MODELED

No I didn't and I won't until its on sale or ported to PC. Then I actually will buy it because I enjoyed Zero Dawn

they released near each other.

No and I regret buying the first

Not many did by the looks of it.
>all the horizon devs stop kvetching online on the same day
They got a visit from legal and/or HR kek

Why did you edit the image to make your hand white?

nuGaymers are retarded

i miss when video games were for nerds and geeks, not faggots and brand autists

Interesting.

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