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what am I looking at here user? is this some picture of niggers tongueing my anus?

Got my white mask and ran directly to the boss. Fuck the dogs fuck the birds, decent farm spot tho.

>Every RoBfaggot's final test

How do you get past those giant ghost skeletons? I kept getting killed instantly

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2 bears high fiveing

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old and busted
nowadays they have evolved to BEST ONE MILLION RUNE PER HOUR FARM EXPLOIT/GLITCH

The skeletons are summoned, kill the casters which are near to get rid of them

you can just run past with torrent
or you can use a bow and shoot the summoners so they no longer spawn the skellies

so
many
runes

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I like the little cave above the ruins to the west. I hope DLC will put something there.
You can also parkour up the mountain and get a cool view.

you can tell this entire area was rushed and an after thought, there's literally nothing in that dangerous area with the birds and the bugged dogs other than the shitty invasion. The rest of Mohg's palace is short and full of passive zombie enemies and like 3 sanguine niggers and it's extremely short.

You can really tell from soft cut corners on all the end game content.

Honestly, regular NG farming is all equally lame. Waves of Gold, now THAT is a fun way to farm.

the blood porcupine frogs take almost your entire health if they roll towards you even with 60 Vigor.
Unless you have good Damage Negation, which can't be expected out of most Elden Ring players.

I really enjoyed sneaking past rot birds while fighting white mask and the great albernauric massacre guest starring Creaking Skull Parasite Unit


Why is it whenever an area makes you actually have to think how you'll proceed and strategies accordingly you pansy always cry about it? This is one of the best areas in the series

>the 3 wolnir zone before the mausoleum
they just throw random ass mobs together its so fucking disjointed

>Why is it whenever an area makes you actually have to think how you'll proceed and strategies accordingly you pansy always cry about it? This is one of the best areas in the series

there's no reward, nothing worthwhile

So, what is the ONE MILLION RUNE PER HOUR FARM EXPLOIT/GLITCH? Asking for a friend.

Have a friend drop you Sacred Relic Sword.

Looks like amogus twerking

Unique armor, bleed miracles, golden seed, I think there was a talisman too.

I was just there last night, creepy area

get a character to max level then wait for a max level invader to invade you and leave

Albinaurics are originally made by Miquella and the Gen 3s are made by Mogh and Miquella out of blood

Holy shit, how is this allowed?!

so don't get hit by their roll
they're weak as shit without it

Everything in that area is harder than the final boss of that area. What a retarded balancing.

Like the opposite for me, I cleared out all the birds with only 1 death while Mohg kicked me in the teeth for a good hour

I humiliated Mohg so bad but those retarded birds flapping around ln the ground almost made me quit

esl

It's pretty retarded considering how many runes you can get and how many Mogh himself gives.

Other than the two summoners on the main path, there's one guy on the right wall and one on top a tree stump near the cliff.

>those fucking birds

why

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You can sneak attack all of them except the first one who fights you alone anyway

I live there

>more damage and health than every boss in the game

clearly havent fought deathrite birds

>spastic ground head attack with insane tracking
epic

>Blood dimension
>everything is weak to bleed

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There are stronger evidences suggesting they were made and experimented by the Eternal city and Carian family.
If anything, they flocked to the Haligtree for a safe heaven.
You can also spot Albinaurics in Volcano manor and Mogh could have captured the Albinaurics to corrupt them with blood curses.

Why do some Albinaurics look like people and some look like frogs

just a few millimeters of bone, bro

Yeah, I mean........ yeah?

Why would you invite creatures or beings that aren't easily bled? What use would a stone golem, for instance, have for the purposes of bloodletting? None. It would have none.

1st gen look like people but they have weak legs
2nd gen look like frogs but they have good legs

>dogs
>attacks you once
>lmao dead

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Because they're frightening and dangerous. It's not a casual trek through the woods it's the blood moat of the blood palace of the new world order

It's just kinda funny how it breaks convention. Say for instance you go to a fire level, you usually expect the monsters there to be highly resistant to fire. It'd have made just as much sense for all the monsters in Mohg's fun house to be shriveled up husks from all the bloodletting and thus unable to be bled, but that would have required too much effort on From's part.

why frogs

>pull out beast repellent torch
>Dogs just chill, casually walk up to them and hit them once and they die

Nothing personnel dog

I would imagine that, at one point in development, the frog versions were a separate enemy type altogether, but they later got reshuffled and became second generation Albinaurics for story reasons.
I do like how they're placidly standing outside the Rose Church as foreshadowing, though.

But all their attacks are based on throwing blood at you so how can them being shriveled up make sense?

The way they are now makes perfect sense, blood magic is high risk high reward build

They're not literal frogs, their human features have just decayed to a level below NPC. Frogs just happen to have that kind of face

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