Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?
Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?
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This fat rat.
her
Braixen (female)
Big dog
would jigglypuff make for a good pet?
they're too intelligent to be taken as pets
Ditto. You know why.
This guy
There are no animals in the Pokémon world.
All meat they eat are pokimans
female vaporeon
:^)
it's funny how it's always female Pikachu
>We may be degenerate bestialists, but we ain't faggots
Make it Alolan Persian because dark type best type.
Lopunny
Joltik
how can you tell? the tail?
Didn't pikachu have a black end of the tail?
Because it's a cute pink/purple blob. Surely there's no nefarious reason.
male vaporeon
(^:
Something useful so Probably Pidgeot. Would just use him to fly to places. I woulda said Dragonite because of Surf+Fly but hes so fucking big it would cost a fortune to feed him.
If were just talking a really cute animal to have I would probably say Mew or Squirtle
Ok Yea Forums, is it just me or does it look like the hand squeezes actual shit out of pikachu from the thumbnail?
You will never have trouble falling asleep again
Pidgeot is also a big guy
He is but still like 1/20th the size of a dragonite. It would definitely cost a bit to feed him but he immediately has more value than any public transportation/car/fees etc
Yes. Female Pikachu have a heart shaped tail.
Well that's just reinforcing gender stereotypes!
Ho-Oh so I can fly to work instead of driving.
God I wish I had one, cant remember the last time I slept more than 5,5 hours.
>Not just getting an Abra
Meowth so I can use payday for free moners.
It's 1.5m user, that's 8 centimetres smaller than the average jap woman.
Why not get a pokemon that can fly you places and also able to provide you with delicious fruits?
Sylveon!
cats dont have cookies
>2022
>no gardevoir (male) to keep as a pet and blow sour milk farts in the face of
Because I dont know shit past like 1st gen
>haha wow i've never heard pokémon ASMR
>. . .what are these sloshing noises. . oh. .
>COOM TIME
based surprise, vaporeon chad
foxes are cats?
>mfw just found out there's official poké ASMR
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gardevior
>it's real
this one
Chikorita
based cubone enjoyer
>these image types but with pokémon
i'm telling officer jenny on you, nigger
This cute little sandy boy!
fuck /vp/
I'd be so happy to have this cutie sitting on my shoulder singing.
Just give me a bro
An alpha female Snorlax and I'd sleep on her belly
Yes.
feet...
Post this rat.
>ghost isn't a kangaskhan
Where would you keep him?
Gardevoir
Isn't this thing lighter than air?
Actually thinking about it, weren't Ghastlys suppose to be dead spirits of pokemon? Or am I thinking of something different.
Flareon!
Not all dead pokemon become Ghastlys. The dead Marowak you encounter in Red/Blue just looks like a generic spirit before you reveal it with the Slyph Scope.
I mean that's how the games present domestic Pokémon ownership. They have you petting them, playing fetch with them, feeding them treats. In HGSS all Pokémon did things like eat grass, bark, chew on shoes and eat random things off the ground. This is what dogs do and what children would be familiar with as pet behavior so Pokémon were modeled to act the same way as real pets.
The anime even has them eating dog food.
pokemon shouldn't talk
>people marry them too
based
Was it worth it, user?
Contrary to a popular belief, Jolteon is actually very soft!
He can eat my nightwares
Yes, and I'd do it again