I didn't get my Steam Deck email bros

>that episode where gordon calls all black restaurant owners N word non-stop until they cant censor it anymore

That's all you got? Pathetic.

The point of a grilled cheese is that the cheese is melted.

He's a tosser and I'm mad I don't have my Steam Deck

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His food tastes ok, I've had better at home

He tried making it in four minutes because if he took longer the bread would have burned

That's what you colonials think. Everything needs to be melted or rolled in grease and salt.

id eat both

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It's not "grilled cheese" you mutt, it's just regular cheese on toast. It doesn't have to be melted to the point it resembles a pizza

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I do admire Brits for their ability to eat disgusting food seemingly and enjoy it.

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>That za looka delish
It looks fucking disgusting you cretinous american nigger

I'm fasting you fucks

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They don't go out for another ~2 hours.

You will never successfully force the "cheese is supposed to hard" meme, britmutt. You will always be laughed at.

the little girl that raped /ck/

Kek I'm not even a Brit lmao. Seethe harder fatso

Here's your za bros

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Hahaha what the fuck is wrong with britmutts

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Cringe yuromutt

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I thought it was 10 AM EST

Only Mutts take something as a greasy sandwich this seriously.

why? /ck/ worships anything the japanese shits.

No wonder she doesn't like it. It's uncooked.

Gordon is retarded here. He should have either grated the hard cheese or used a mature cheddar.

Football fans are worse than dirt.

Well obviously britmutts don't take food seriously or they'd actually be good at making it

Wtf is brown sauce
Gravy?

Ok, José

love a good munch box from Norf Fish & Chips me

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Being a nitpick angry man is part of the show. He needs to be a dick for his public and doesn't have a choice in that matter.

The biggest error is that pathetic squirt of brown sauce

Ok Ahmed

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try making a grilled cheese in a cast iron pan over a wood fire. it's entirely different from using a fucking induction stove with heat settings.

m*h*m**** will never know if you eat in the dark facing a wall

Not the two disgusting looking 'sausage' patties that are 100% pig anus and gristle

I'd rather eat the top one because the cheese used in the bottom one looks nasty.

You'll never be white

>British "cuisine"

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Seriously, is there a set time the emails go out?

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That looks Chinese.

The fuck is this baby vomit shit?
This is why I prefer chinese food more.

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it's not, you retard. you have to use a thinner slice of bread

What about MY food?

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>Make a pizza using a microwave
>It comes out horribly
>WELL HOW ABOUT YOU tRY AND MAKE A PIZZA WITH A MICROWAVE FUCKING RETARD

Does this count as vegan?

Ok Abdul

I like his competitive shows but they have way too much fake/overplayed drama.
I hate his youtube videos though. An onion dicing video doesn't need more scene cuts than an action movie fight scene.

>za
I'm triggered

if the cheesy chips looked better i'd order that shit

Yea Forumsros?

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That's why people say 'za. To trigger you.

Post hand, Paco

I hate how he taps his knife constantly and never leaves a pot alone. He's always in a rush

Looks like entrails

Coconut shrimp soup? Looks good.

Yeah they're fucking awful and I wouldn't touch it but if it had more than a half arsed squirt of brown sauce you could at least pretend you're not eating the mechanically separate rear end of some sow.

>Ramalamadingdong
lmao get fucked moo ham shit

Lol get fucked paki

Post yours Mohammed

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Gourmet food is a fucking scam; I tried it around two dozen times, every time in a fancy place. It is always over priced and tasted too creamy, any uniqueness it might have is lost because is too soft. Now days, if I feel adventurous; I just try to find ethnic food; which for the most part is just basic tasty food plus some weird condiment.

Where is my Deck

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normally i hate your wacky oversea food but this i might try

>he enjoys cold hard cheese on thick burnt bread with kimchi
Bong?

You'd think a multi-Michelin star winning chef would know which instruments produce the best grilled cheese, huh?

eugh that's completely disgusting
those beans look like how my dad used to make them before he actually learned how to make good beans

google.com/amp/s/diariocorreo.pe/gastronomia/receta-chupe-de-mariscos-comida-peruana-marina-platos-invierno-noticia/?outputType=amp

>1:15

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They're mushy peas m8

chupe de mariscos unironically uma delicia
come to peru you'll get 100% robbed but the food is worth it

Allegedly this was a joke he does with his staff to make them laugh and he decided to film it and pretend it was serious. This ramen however was 100% real

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don't like it? don't eat it

you stole my hand
you monster

How do you carry this shit to your seat without spilling it everywhere? I've never been to a football (UK) game, but I've been to a football (US) game and there are a million fucking people, mostly drunk, so dodging a fuckton of people to get back to your seat sounds like a nightmare.

Dont worry bro, its actually fried parasites.

Looks more appetizing than the other pea pies.

It's like a vinegary version of tomato sauce

heh forgot I'm colorblind
They're green innit?

borgir

>only 4 onion rings, nuggies and tendies
Brits are evil.

why are brits eating like it's still world war 1

Do those actually look brown/red to you if you're colorblind? Because that sounds fucking awful.

Vile

light tan

Why you hiding like that lmao

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce

>only 4 onion rings, nuggies and tendies
Yet there's only 3 burgers, and pizza is only able to divided by 3.
Whoever designed this box is fucking evil indeed.

Sounds like a massive cope by that cunt. No wonder Marco bullied him.

Brits are largely working class people that are used to working class food. Plus it's cheaper than eating actual food in an actual restaurant, do realize you're looking at stadium food.

You Americans are the reason why he's as popular as he is, you gave him multi million dollar contracts to pretend to be angry on cheesy daytime reality TV. He isn't nearly as popular in the UK and his UK shows are more like documentaries and not the game show farce like Hell's Kitchen. You constantly have everyone and their mother making jokes about "it's fucking raw" and other unfunny shit.

I have lived all my lived in Peru traveled to almost all the departments and I have never heard someone call a parihuela chupe de mariscos.
also that's a sad looking chupe de camarones(crawfish soup)
5/10

Not everyone is supposed to eat every part of this box, you put it out at a party and people take what they want

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Okay, name your ideal munchy box

Now post your actual hand instead of reuping an image from here

Elden Ring at work? Should I buy?

ahh, bri'ish cuisine at its finest

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And that's just a rumor. His official response is that he only had one thickness of bread (that we saw him cut?) and that Tasmania doesn't have any grills/stoves, both of which are absurd

Who else here got pushed back to after q3?

sent ;)

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still doesn't explain the lack of onion rings

This is 100% fact. I watched the UK version of Kitchen Nightmares and the difference is night and fucking day from all the terrible shows we have that he's featured in.

5

The Scots bastard should just retire away and never show his face again. He's an embarrassment

Mettbrötchen :D

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13 minutes.

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Hagebuddne xD

boomer food

>I have lived all my lived in Peru traveled to almost all the departments and I have never heard someone call a parihuela chupe de mariscos
>Lmao he's peruvian.
Jokes aside how though if It's common as fuck? Maybe It's just a Lima thing?

I thought it was talking about South Africa for a moment

user, I think you forgot to cook your food.

>25/02/2013

can't get a good pork pie anywhere

Ten minutes

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