Study hard in high school

>Daddy gave his Lil Baby Boy a job
YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY EMPLOYED
YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME

>Study hard in law school
>Work at father's firm
I guarantee you didn't study as hard as you think you did

i'll never understand why family businesses are so shunned in the west. That's how things used to just work most of the time

Despite op, that's a pretty great picture.
Someone had to say it

>That's how things used to just work most of the time
It was shit all that time

because games rigged harder over here

Family businesses, no. Family professional jobs like being a lawyer, yes. Studying to become a lawyer is hard and requires personal dedication. If you just get a cushy job handed to you out of law school because your dad owns the firm, you didn't beat the game.

Things used to be fucking SHIT

they are only shunned for a certain group of people. Literally every other group does it proudly and is often praised for it by the same retards who have been neutered

How about this one

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You did not get the job.

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My uncle is a Partner with KPMG and offered to get me a job but I turned him down. Thoughts?

if youve ever worked somewhere with people related to the boss or owner youd understand

Mainly because that's not how it is for most people and we insist on an "equal" playing field. Personally I would love to have family hamberger stands and wholesome shit like that. High-consequence things like doctors and lawyers eh.

Because it's anti-meritocratic? If you're born into a successful family you have more opportunities to succeed, if you're born into a shitty family you're that much more likely to fail.
It makes the "I got here by hard work" thing that people seem to abide by a lot in the USA ring hollow. "I got here by some work and also my dad owns the company" sounds less impressive.
And if you don't think merit should be important, then there's less argument against a socialist policy.

Maybe it worked in the past when patriarchs still got old and ceded to their heirs while still alive but boomers are immortal power trippers you have no idea.

>Do barely anything in high school
>Get into a no name college
>Take it easy in college
>Don't need to do a cuck internship
>Get hired at firm I didn't need Daddy's help to get into and am making 6 figures

I am objectively better than you. Feels good

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Damn a lot of angry peasants in this thread lol

meritocracy and nepotism aren't mutually exclusive. imagine hiring someone who did literally nothing in school because their dad owns the business. even if nepotism is involved, merit is still necessary for the system to work.

>Having the need to post your life story to
rationalize you"re bitch behavior in videogames
You sure are living life, how does a mental bitch like you do it?

This is an interesting reason and I think you touched on something. In the past they were just as meritocratic but it would have been, "my family worked hard to get here and continue the business to the next generation". This shows the shift from thinking as family to thinking as individuals.

Because in jobs where you need to deliver a high quality of work like lawyer etc. you get bumbling faggots like OP who wouldnt even get hired by amazone to stack cardboard boxes and you have to clean up their fuck ups

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What are you doing now? Also KPMG sucks

>meritocracy and nepotism aren't mutually exclusive
You are unironically retarded.

i think merit shouldn't be important and I think the poors should suffer

LITERALLY doing an online job interview thing for that company. Doing a personality test and one question is if I'd steal a million dollars if I couldn't get caught. I guess the correct answer is no? Or is this a trick question and they'll hire me for my balls and honesty?

If you're so smart OP, explain:
>The statute of frauds
>The Rule in Shelley's Case
>The difference between your Fifth and Sixth Amendment right to counsel
>Three exceptions to hearsay

>amazone
fetish leaked

based

I can't find the unsubscribe button.

Nice blog faggot kys and go back yo reddit

yes. nepotism is more frequently used to complement merit. if two people have the same stats on paper which do you hire? the stranger or someone you've known your whole life?

They're really not. The best nepotism hires were prepared for the job since child and work like hell.

I mean literally now, as in the tab is open right next to this thread

Nothing. It seemed like working for them would be too stressful so thats why I refused.

Not him but "yes" could make you stand out a lot more, provided you have a good explanation. The question doesn't necessarily have to be about your honesty.

You could argue that the business owning father, being successful and thus succeeding in a meritocracy, gets to reap the benefits and apply nepotism, which continues the business and success of the family, all derived from the merits of the father

Of course being the disappointment you are with no parents who love you I'm sure you never even thought of looking at society through the lens of the family unit instead of your selfish viewpoint

It would be but I'm sure you could have gotten a cosy potion through your uncle.

Yeah because when people complain about nepotism they mean daddy's little overachiever that's been working his ass off since middle school to make sure he's fit to take over the business and not that useless third son that got a cushy job after failing everywhere else

do you represent men at your firm?
acceptible
Do you represent women?
>kys

Those are just questions they are legally obligated to ask. Just say "No"

You didn't earn the job
You didn't beat the game
>divorce firm
That explains it

He made it clear I'd be starting from the bottom as a junior business analyst

i make more money than you and I didn't get there by sucking on daddy's teat, AND on top of that I'm better at video games and probably stronger than you

Well OP, at least you proved that even a total fucking failure can make it through law school.

>Succeeding in a meritocracy means you get to ignore the rules of the meritocracy
Exactly, thus it is impossible to have a true meritocracy because it contradicts itself.

You're right they're not talking about him. Why? People like that exist and blanket statements like "nepotism bad" ignore reality.

What kind of retarded response was that? Of course they can, do you know how many braindead barely literate lawyers there are out there?

1. Don't defraud people
2. You need a business license to sell seashells b the sea shore
3. Trick question, the fifth amendment doesn't offer a right to counsel
4. It's not hearsay if it's a dying declaration, it was recorded on an electronic device, or it was recorded using a parrot/similar bird that can repeat words

EASY

Everyone also used to live to thirty and had terrible teeth. Appeals to tradition are dumb

>easy
>took nearly 10 minutes to answer
Are you an elderly man by chance?

How is that ignoring meritocracy? If the father was wholly-meritocratic as we've taken as an axiom he would only hire his son after making him the best candidate.

Dodged a bullet then, that's a fast track position to suicide

They're joke answers, OP is a fag

When was that user?

Blog posting and adding in video games to make it on topic isn't actually on topic, no one cares about your life other than you why would you think anyone here would that you have to post this garbage?

>well ackshually you can also hire qualified and smart relatives therefore nepotism good
Let me guess, you'll inherit daddy's company in a few years?

It took you 10 minutes for joke answers? Are you an elderly man by chance?

want to know how i can tell you're a poor seething nigger

You didn't beat the game(of life)

Its not like their is anything you could realistically DO about nepotism right? Even if you made it explicitly illegal it would just become a trading system among CEO types instead. "I`ll hire yours if you hire mine".

Wasn't me

I accept your concession

Idk man maybe in America people are spoiled retards but when my dad had me slaving for him despite the fact that I'd rather carve out my own path I felt the need to do the best I could because his business put food on the table.

Institute a system that takes people's children away from them at birth and gives them to designated foster parents - then the children could be separated from said foster parents once they come of age.

I'm cooking breakfast and answering emails while tending my Yea Forums threads, and yes, I rated this shitpost less valuable than flipping my eggs

Get on my level user

Seems like you didn't live life either.

Eh, in business it's mostly a self-correcting problem anyway. If your son/daughter/nephew/whatever is a useless fuck-up he'll probably crash your company with no survivors and then that's that. It's only in politics where it presents a serious problem imo

That nigger wasn't me. Your guess is wrong but it doesn't bear on the point so I was going to ignore it.

>takes user over 20 minutes to cook some eggs
Nice try lol

Is Business Analyst really that bad of a job?

Idk man when my mom quit her job it was because the boss of that company put the retarded bitch he was fucking in a position of power that screwed up that whole department. Nepotism is generally more often bad than good.

Most cultures have widespread nepotism in business pracitces. It's natural to favour your own family over strangers. American idealism of everyone is the same, to the point that family should be treated the same as strangers is weird. Also, in these nepotisitic cultures the children aren't just given cushy jobs by their families. The children are put to work at a young age and have little choice in it.

That's psychotic.

>cruise through HS
>dad uses connections to get you into college
>dad gives you and internship
>dad gives you a job
Have you ever accomplished something for yourself?

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That's not what nepotism is. Nepotism is hiring based on lineage despite there being better candidates.
If the son was just as qualified as the next best candidate then it literally doesn't matter whether it's him or someone else who gets the job so of course you will begin to judge outside of meritocratic factors.

400 bce

>couldn't beat elden ring
>couldn't live his own life
Fuck

Hey wait a second…. THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AT ALL!!!!

Too bad all the jannies are busy with their tendie eating competition to clean it up

Wrong

My breakfast consists of 2 slices of bacon, 1 egg sunny side up, and boiled weisswurst with leftover steamed broccoli heated up on the side.

I'm guessing your breakfast was... saltine crackers

Divorce lawyers know the least law second only to plaintiff's personal injury attorneys, not surprising you can't answer some 1L shit lmao

>what do you mean cuckoldry is bad, you should just let others fuck your wife since these 3 people out of 10 million who got cuckolded lead very successful lives.

So many people took the bait. Nobody would just say they got a job at daddies law firm because it undermines everything about them, or they just don't even acknowledge it as a privelege. I guarantee op is a wageslave like the rest of us.

Through 1200 ce

No it's not the world's fault it's just random chance. You still didn't earn shit tho.

>Weißwurst for breakfast

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Gee user, if that’s your breakfast and you’re still working on it, why not post a picture of it?

It says elden ring in the op post so it is about video games. Your just like those whinners on /pol/ who complain when I make threads about the political implications of being bald and they say its not related to politics even though I said political implications

yeah that doesnt surprise me and its possible i got very unlucky in the two places i worked where family members created a shitty environment. one guy literally could not stop stealing from the company and sleeping on the job but was still allowed to lead projects.

>learn software
>literally any software
>have IQ over 90
>don't even bother with technical degree
>get low six-figures straight out of college
>not even living somewhere expensive, working remote
>work is easy and fun
Also you didn't beat Elden Ring.

Sorry to inform you but those are all the correct answers user. Listen I don't know if you haven't taken the bar in your state or if you don't even have legal experience, but I don't make the law, I just enforce it. It might be time for you to hang up the legal spear if you think even one of those answers is even slightly inaccurate.

Weisswurst is a breakfast sausage, this is the only appropriate time of day to eat it

I know your Yea Forums tricks, you'll extract the metadata to come eat my bacon. Nice try, user. Put some of that time toward cooking your own breakfast and less time trying to defraud seashells while making a dying declaration and maybe I'll be your sixth amendment counsel.

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, yeah
But when the taxman comes to the door
The house look a like a rummage sale
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

I'm a Biomedical Scientist. I highly recommend cutting out bacon from your breakfast. If you want meat eat turkey or chicken

You haven’t cooked anything user, I checked already.

Good for you but your dad is kind of dumb to force you into years of school instead of teaching you the ropes in half that time while already working at said company.
Like, the entire point and benefit of taking over your parent's business is not having to go to school for 6 extra years and then climbing the ladder for 4-10 years.

>bce
lmao

Didnt work for me. I have a software dev degree and cant get job as the interviews are all too hard. I can do all the HR type questions easily but when I get asked technical questions about programming I cant answer them

I think you're right in thinking nepotism is still generally more often bad than good though.

Imagine being proud of getting a job out of nepotism. Kill yourself if you don't have a spine to earn a job like everyone else. I'm Microbiologist, I studied hard, I work hard, i pay my own bills and live by myself in my own apartment. I earn half who you get and i still feel less pathetic

You have to have a license to practice law, and they don't let you take the bar in 49/50 states unless you have graduated law school

>If your son/daughter/nephew/whatever is a useless fuck-up he'll probably crash your company with no survivors and then that's that.
If that only affected the people responsible then that would maybe be okay? But a company is not one or two people, it's potentially hundreds or thousands of employees.

>you have to have a license to practice law
You literally don’t, even felons can be retained as legal counsel.

Sorry, I googled it and I was off by about 500 years.
We had shit life expectancies into the 1700s

>used a trainer to avoid wasting time
you what?

>replying to the same post twice
Not gonna fly

>Microbiologist
Hey I do this too. Its shit. I get paid like crap. I do bioburden testing, water sampling, air sampling and surface sampling. end up working like 10 hour days most days to get everything done.

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Can you think of a better way to prevent nepotism? It would also have side benefit of preventing inherited wealth from accumulating.

Working in the private sector always entails the risk that your boss may fuck up and put you outof a job through incompetence

Lmao imagine working your ass off to get into a prestigious law school only to work on divorces lmao

t. Never worked a day in his life

Why don't you divorce your dick from your body

>comparing real life accomplishments to some bing bing wahoo
You're still a hurt faggot, you read an anonymous NEET message on fucking Yea Forums and it hit your soul.

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>get into duke law
>get hired at my father’s firm and start making low 6 figures right out of school
70% of duke law grads graduate into a job that pays 215k+bonus. You failed, retard.

I don't think anyone is saying that nepotism is a wrong to be erased. It's just an ugly truth you have to deal with in the workforce that stems from a fundamental good which is family. Only one person is beneffitting off it but everyone else is getting screwed over.
Best you can do as both employee and employer is accept the bias and be as professional as everyone else is forced to be.

Many times it's not even an active bad too. Like, if your father is a chef, then just by virtue of being their son you WILL pick up and understand basic chef labour through osmosis.

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Nepotism is giving excessive preference to family members even if it's detrimental. Obviously hiring a family member because they're a good fit for the job isn't a problem and you'd have to be extremely disingenuous to pretend that's what this discussion is about