New Tomb Raider should focus on kid Lara.
New Tomb Raider should focus on kid Lara
oh yes, i agree, i... agree...
Babymaking sex with young Lara...
Square Enix ethics department would never permit that though
:baw: :anger:
There's nothing more sad than wanting to fuck children because they're the only thing in the world weaker and more helpless than you
So I should only have sex with women stronger than me?
>Not becoming stronger than the women that are stronger than you so you can fuck them harder than they can fuck you
Extremely low T.
I want to fuck them because they are sexy.
That doesn't answer the question chud.
they didn't model it.
mods, the anons that make threads such as this one are embedding links to CP in their images using an extension called "third eye". you guys have to act now!
Tomb raider games should stop trying to build tragic backstories and have her just undertaking a new adventure/tomb/treasure.
Tomb raider games should always have been "Treasure of the month" games where she goes all over the world looking for stuff.
>embedding links to cp
>using third eye
You don't even know what third eye is.
Are they keeping Nu-Lara for the next one?
I’d thought she’d be a fatter, blacker lesbian with sass and swagger because of current year.
Peak women. Its downhill from here
younger girls are simply better than wrinkled old hags :/
You can still have panties if you use the old models user...
I'd keep the bloomers on the witch
>implying bloomers aren't erotic too
The bloomer look the worst on Leah because it just looks retarded.
Except for those who whine about others wanting to go it. Be an hero
I'd just remove the panties all together for her
LIES
my greatest fantasy is a young preteen girl with superhuman strength that can overpower and manhandle me
Just say you want to fuck her. I wouldn't even disagree.
if the majority of women are weaker and more helpless than the majority of men does that mean the majority of heterosex relations are predatory
Oh wow, I didn't know Lara had a kid model.
There's barely any material for her unfortuately. Just looked up sankakucomplex, and there's only about 6 images that use the model. That's a shame, because she's underutilized. And I'm tired of seeing Sarah in every 3D animation. Animators need to vary things up so it doesn't get boring.
Agreed. She shouldn't be wearing pantsu.
Nu Lara is a victimized white wamen who is constantly crying and getting beaten up by dudes, so they don't need to make her black, she is already their ideal character.
And yes, they are keeping her and the Katniss bow they gave her so it's going to be more of the same Uncharted-clone game that it has been for the past 3 releases.
The idea of a rich British woman pillaging tombs across the world isn't OK by our new intersectional understanding of archeology.
Yes!
Been okay for decades, whether the poor people agree or not.
Yeah, archeology is becoming woke now. And not only that, all the woke people are in the gaming industry. They can't portray Lara like a pilfering colonial master anymore. They'll have to put some twist on it to make Lara look like a sympathizer.
Why go game characters have to be paragons of real-world moral trends though? The GTA protagonists often aren't and that seems ok.
>New Tomb Raider should focus on kid Lara.
only if she gets a pony and dog companions complete with riding mechanics
GTA characters are supposed to be actual criminals, and even then they're only bad in a socially acceptable way by US standards, so for instance murder is cool but rape isn't.
Because something-something marginalized. Something-something appropriation.
yeah how dare they
Also, you guys forget that the last GTA game originally released in 2013. So it got in just before all the woke nonsense took over.
:baw:
>Take priceless pieces of human history out of their less developed places of origin
>Study and preserve them with some of the best technology available
>Decades later, bleeding hearts from your civilization demand you return the artifacts that probably only exist now because you bothered to preserve them
The British don't get enough gratitude for their efforts. The same could be said for Europeans in North and South America. The only reason we know half as much as we do about the native groups on the continent is that some European cared enough to write it down, excavate it, and preserve it.
what script are you guys using to get the emojis back?
asking for a friend, he uses 4chanx btw
They already did.
Don't act like they were heroes, faggot. It's one thing to appreciate that it got preserved. But to put these guys on a pedestal is ridiculous. They truly didn't respect the cultures they were stepping on, in order to get what they wanted. They just sought glory.
Is it normal to get an erection from seeing nu-Lara die?
it isnt but i have to admit i get one too.
NuLara haters seem really hung up on the fact that she takes danger seriously now, rather than being a YAAAAS KWEEN and doing easily beating up men twice her size. You seriously would rather have another current year female protagonist among the surplus we already have. It's astounding to me.
Did you experience childhood trauma by any chance
I didn't say they were heroes, just that they should catch a little more gratitude than shit.
It's mostly fucked trying to plaster 21st-century morals on pre-21st-century issues since you're dealing with wildly different worlds. Imagine being a 18th or 19th-century European exploring the rest of the world. For all intents and purposes, you come from the most advanced place on the planet - both in terms of technology and culture. With a few exceptions, 90% of everything anyone you meet does looks like savagery to you.
Taking the artifacts of people whom you in little to no way saw as your equals wasn't just a matter of pride or prestige. Often time it was done out of a general sense of curiosity about the world around you. Not only that, but it was drastically more efficient just to displace them than it was to build the required facilities around them and fill them with the required personnel from halfway across the world.
A lot of her moans and grunts come off as sexual, so it’s understandable; especially considering your age when first playing.
>you have to respect every single culture
New jail should focus on nonceposters
No gratitude. All of that was self-serving.
why does crystal dynamics hate women?
yes
And a new horse!
it has to be a pony to fit her size tho
then she can upgrade
Pedophiles should eat a 12 gauge each
Part 2 would be awesome
NOOO THIS CONTRADICTS MY NARRATIVE. DELETE THIS
It's a videogame, of course I'd rather have a fun protagonist that somersaults over dinosaurs while shooting them and doing handstands on ledges 1000 ft high, over some college chick on the verge of years all the time.
Also nu Lara doesn't take danger seriously, she literally mows down hundreds of seasoned mercenaries in the new games, it's just her jarring personality. Like either be some cowering survival horror girl in a game with very very little to do except scream and shoot a handful of opponents in panic, or be a proper seasoned explorer who can match mercenaries and navigate crumbling ruins with great upper body strength.
Nailed it. This sure triggered the retarded pedos lol