Elden Ring schizo thread

1000 year honeymoon
what did ranni mean by her 1000 year journey anyways? is she literally going to fuck off to the stars for a millennia? it must be pretty wild out there if everyone is like astel

how the fuck do you move that central white marker thing? i've tried everything and nothing works
playing pc

It's 1000 years because after 1000 years the Greater Will will hear what went down and come back in force and steamroll anyone left standing.

numen women fucks ants

The Elden Ring is actually an object like the halos from Halo and the stone arcs scattered across the landscape are pieces of the shattered Elden Ring

the elden ring is a halo

Working for me. Are you using keyboard and mouse? I used a controller.

Man Ive been wondering about that too. Can you even see it in game?

back? souls games have never had swimming

Well it's about damn time then.

From sekiro obviously

What's up with miquellas size? In the pic where mohg is holding him he looks like a little child but in the cocoon he's giant.

He was infant-ish at the time, and the cocoon thing is probably fucking with his eternal childhood shtick, making him into some nasty big thing

How did mohg even get his hands on miquellas?

>Sun Realm Shield
>Shield of honor depicting a city crowned by the sun. It has seen better days. Much like the wear upon the shield, the Seat of the Sun is long faded away.
What the fuck is the Seat of the Sun?

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Literally stole him from the Haligtree. Just swooped in, tore Miquella out, and then swooped out, according to Gideon. How that happened with Malenia keeping watch, I have no idea.

The sky is the underground and vice versa since the world of Elden Ring loops. So, the creatures from space actually came from deep beneath the ground of the Lands Inbetween. It's why the "created" sky underground has what appears to be ships floating in place higher up

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I thought this too. Problem though is we have Godwyn's main body attached to a tree NOT in that location. What could be important in the middle of the divine towers? The Elden rune of Runes?

>the more schizo the better
user, please. No. How many pyramids do you see there? Each "top" has an answering "bottom", and then everything is relative.

Do you think there are any quests not discovered yet?

Given dataminers exist, probably not. I hope From will continue to add new content though, like that new Jar NPC and the Nepheli questline completion

No, but I'm still really hoping there's a secret area that gets discovered. At this point I'm highly doubtful, though.

Rune of death fragment is used to craft the knife that stabbed into godwyn body.
Godwyn got absorbed by the tree.
The tree contained the rune of death, which became the deathroot.
Maliketh is then asking people to collect the deathroot so he can eat it and recombine the rune of death in his body.

Ranni stolen the rune of death, but how?
It's hidden in maliketh's body, and she only managed to steal a fragment.
Yep, that's right.
She sucked Maliketh's dick and the semen is the "fragment" of the rune of death that leaked out from Maliketh's body.

You can't refute this. You can't prove me wrong.
Ranni sucked Maliketh's dick and it's canon.

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bas5

>40 hours in
>Got to plateau
>Decided to check Limgrave for something
>Saw that I've never went south
>Never stepped into Peninsula
>now I oneshot everything there
Fuck, I've completely forgot that there was something south from the starting point. Wonder if I've skipped something else this big.

She sucked his dick to get a fragment of the rune of death that was only in his bloodstream because Godwyn died in a plot Ranni was only able to do thanks to having a fragment of the rune of death?

Marika shattered the Elden ring to try to 41% herself

It's a metaphor, you dense motherfucker.
The sword is meant to be a dick.
The sword is black and with blood like veins.
Also, did I mentioned that Maliketh is a nigger?

I honestly just want more stuff related to the void thing that gets mentioned in the game, kinda like the temple at the Lake of Rot area
that or something that shows us the "temple in the sky" thing you see mentioned in the ruin fragment item
tl;dr
I want the obtuse cryptic shit from dark souls 1 in Elden ring

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Isn't Temple in Sky just Moghwyn Palace?

No.

Lol no, the only reason Sekiro had swimming is because you only had a handful of weapons and thus less work to animate/balance them for underwater use. There are nearly 100 weapons plus magic spells in ER, so much more animation work.
Never gonna happen

Miquella wanted to grow up so he could bang his sister properly.

DLC

Today I discovered the entire area of the Deeproot Depths. I thought I was about done, but sometimes you explore down that one little path and it leads you to an entire area.

Am I a schizo for constantly wondering if Ranni's doll body has nipples, vaggo and a butthole?
I just really don't like the idea of rubbing my dick against a smooth crotch

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The temple in the sky thing on ruin fragments fascinates me as well.

>Am I a schizo
yes

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Miquella was gonna marry Godwyn and Godwyn would be his Elden Lord once his eternal youth curse is broken.

No one can prove me wrong.

Ranni's doll has no orifices. Your marriage to her is a trap, as she is in reality just a bodiless soul. I wish more people would understand this.

Deathroot grows from the center.

Yes, she is fucking off seeing how the planet is infected with the death curse.

yeah from Gelmir if it's not cloudy you can see an island, no whirlpool though

>no tits
>no ass
Shittiest sex doll I've ever seen

I just want my knighthood ceremony

And by the way
The thing literally everyone seems to forget is that the doll that Ranni is possesing is based off of girl she found in the forest of the Forbidden Lands
Ranni's OG body was burnt to the crisp the moment she found the only way to let go of her great rune was to die

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or took his death-tinged excrement

i dont even care if she has no vagoo or tits
living off handjobs may be tough, but the important thing is i have a wife that isnt using me as a stud boytoy to eventually exile from the lands

Stop talking out of your ass

Four armed hug...

She's still inside the doll and moves her soul around different puppet bodies

You can just hire the most phenomenal doll maker who will create a biggest sexiest doll and Ranni will just move her soul inside it.