Its up, the Sonic 2 Movie sucks ass

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60 DOLLAR PORT FROM WII
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I can't even imagine how milquetoast the "jokes" in the Mario movie will be considering Nintendo watched Illumination like a hawk the whole time

The dude thinks he's a hairy blue monster of course he's fucking deranged

With most modern movies, I just turn my brain off. It makes them so much more enjoyable. There's a lot of scenes that didn't need to be there for sure sure, but I thought it was a really fun movie and actually has a lot of subtle callbacks to the games themselves

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This dude is still around?

The Man behind the people is mentally unstable and extremely autistic.

Not surprised and dont give a fuck.

>have to use a muppet to appeal to the Nintendo audience
hahaha oh wow

(You)

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MMMM uh fuck yes, I need E-CELEBS that have MY OPINIONS so I can POST THEM with an E-CELEB picture fucking god yes I'M COOMING aaaAAARGH YES I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY SAID BUT IT WAS MY OPINION AAAAAAAAAAAAAA E-CELEBS YESSSSSSSSS

Could be worse, could be the Diaperfag

my preferred eceleb liked it and that's all I need

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Didnt watch them like a hawk enough to avoid putting in the exact things people hate about modern game movies im sure

Especially when Miyamoto loves the Rabbids, Rabbids are proto-Minions already

wait he said Kirby was bad? He's betraying Nintendo? Based

He's not autistic.

...But he's mentally unstable

He didnt review Forgotten Land yet but hes never liked Kirby cause Star Allies is the only one hes played

This, he's more of a Sonic autist then almost everyone else on Youtube combined. I trust his judgement more then some fag that uses a puppet.

Bros do you think he has sex with the Arlo puppet?

>50 fucking minutes long
>all the comments are people coping that muh e-celeb doesn't like a movie they like
Why do people feel the need to justify and apologize for why they like shit that [E-Celebrities] don't like now? The same shit happened with Red Letter Media and the Star Wars prequels. Just grow a pair of balls and like what you want.

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Thats cool man, but you don't need an e-celeb to tell you whats good.

This

>OMG a heckin puppet

>B IS FOR BING BING
>THAT’S GOOD
Fuck you for making me laugh that loud at 10:00 at night

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>Detective Pikachu was great though.
Yeah I sure loved the uncanny valleymons and staring at an American for almost 2 hours.

Not good enough to get a sequel though and thats what makes blue puppet man seethe the most

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sound like he needs to kill himself

Didn't this dude get thrown out of the theater for touching someone's kid?

Kids who don't really have personalities yet and developed parasocial relationship with these youtubers

>the wedding part is shit
>it barely has anything to do with the games
>humans feel like corporate shit slapped on again
He's not wrong.

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>nintendo youtuber
>muppet persona
>not autistic

That was Pee-wee Herman, "Someone's Kid" is what he calls his cock

>Not good enough to get a sequel
but it is getting a sequel

I want it

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>giving serious attention to a puppet on a YouTube channel aimed at nine year olds

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source for dect pikachu getting a sequel?

Why does Yea Forums keep harping on about the humans when they take up like 1/3rd or 1/4th of the film now?? Like yeah no shit the wedding should be trimmed and maybe some of the intro pacing is bad but its a massive step up from 1.

Also Agent Stone is a great and severely underused in 2

It got cancelled

Is there any nintendo youtuber that is good? Only antdude came to mind.

>le kirby has no le bad le games!
kys

>antdude
you need to be 18 to post here

>antdude
Ah, yes. "Star Allies can't be called mediocre because look at all this fanservice in a submode. Super Kirby Clash heavily recycles assets and is full of scummy mobile game tier practices, but Kirby has no bad games!"

Chugga

Chuggaaconroy but he doesnt review games, he actually plays most of them unlike 90% of nintendo fans

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SomeCallMeJohnny although he's not strictly Nintendo

>Antdude
>not horrendously biased toward Kirby
Dude LITERALLY cannot criticize a part of a Kirby game without following up with "but"

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If it doesnt have the nintendo label this nigger hates it, most worthless opinion out there

>shit on Star Fox Zero and the new Paper Marios
>likes Playstation games
???

> full of scummy mobile game tier practices

It has a cap on how much you can spend

>Goes on a diatribe of revisionist history saying people LOVED the 1st movie and he cant fathom why its so critically acclaimed
>When most sane sonic fans agree the first movie is like, ok at best and is just a launch point for the rest of the IP

We were just impressed it didnt turn into the total trainwreck that the original trailer was, nobody is saying the 1st movie is a work of art

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He literally called Elden Ring the best game ever made, Cope sonic cuck, the movie is bad.

>timed-based stamina
>ridiculous grind for materials
>barely adds anything new because it can easily
Don't give me that "it's just a side game HAL made for fun!" bullshit

>nobody is saying the 1st movie is a work of art
I mean for a video game adaptation it may as well be since the bar is so incredibly low its basically tunneling into the earth's core

He praised Eldin Ring and thinks NSO is bad. Your move.

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>When most sane sonic fans agree the first movie is like, ok at best and is just a launch point for the rest of the IP
What?
The movie got rave reviews.

Souls games are literally my second favorite games right behind Sonic and Elden Ring is fucking great and so is the movie so suck a fuckin dick

>Is there any nintendo youtuber that is good?
No. How about you be the first?

>When most sane sonic fans agree the first movie is like, ok at best
I can't wait for 3 to come out and you to say 2 wasn't praised that much.

Sure he does

How the fuck does he manage to talk about the movie for 50 minutes? Talking about for longer than 10 feels excessive.

1 got better reviews from main outlets than fans and now 2 is the reverse situation because of the lack of focus on the humans

2 is deserving of its praise as a sonic film while 1 is just decent at best cause it didnt fuck up sonic too horribly

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Don't hop into conversations you're not a part of.

Moviebob also hated it

Why even use a puppet if you're not gonna be doing any silly things with it?

>Mario Movie won
The "mario movie" is being made by the company that made the Minions films, and has Chris Pratt as Mario. Its gonna be WAY WORSE then any of these two Sonic movies.

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN LIKE P DIDDY~