Just too my niece and nephew to see the new sonic movie, and good god, was that hot garbage.
I don't see them continuing the series no matter how much they want to, this is michael bay TMNT bad. The only upside was knuckles and jim carrey being batshit insane.
Cope
Shaughnessey
>I don't see them continuing the series no matter how much they want to
Third movie and knuckles spin off already confirmed, keep on seething.
>Schwartz
TAILS IS PISSED
Counterpoint
Seething
have you not seen his face
>movie was bad
Doesn't give a single example of how.
seethe
they'd confirmed 4 TMNT movies before shitcanning the series too.
the writing and pacing was definitely a bit weird with what they decided to focus on. It seems like they wrote the bits that fit in with S2 and S3 and filled everything else in after.
Overall though it felt like sonic, sonic is already shit anyways and they stayed true to sonic. I'm not saying it felt like sonic because it was bad, but they did a good job making things feel like the game with lots of shit like the labyrinth and Eggman bringing out the S2 final boss.
The script is definitely shaky, still a fun movie.
I know this is bait but cope, Mario fag. Your movie is gonna suck ass. Lmfao, Chris Pratt.
As someone expecting total crap, it was quite good.
Except the wedding subplot, which just ate up useless screentime.
>There are good people on both sides.
What the fuck, Raimi?
>Except the wedding subplot, which just ate up useless screentime.
I'm convinced they were just trying to stretch it to 2 hours, for whatever reason.
Must have sounded better to them than an hour 40 minutes.
I mean, it gave them an excuse to introduce Gun to the universe and have a "funny" sideplot with Rachael in downtime between the high action Sonic moments. I agree it should've been like 10 minutes shorter though, we should've seen more of Tails' backstory.
>Choc sprink
Based
>Welcome, to the new normal
Wedding plot would've been fine and actually pretty good if it ended right around the GUN reveal but letting it go on for so long after made it lame.
Hop is my favorite movie from the Sonic Cinematic universe
But le chilli dogs xD
That's the biggest problem with the movie, every single gun scene and characters (Especially the old dude) felt cringe as fuck.
Add in how the plot just jumped all over the place and made random bit up (Oh hey, I'm tails! I somehow detected you through my bullshit plotpower, and have come to warn you about knuckles, who I should have no idea about) and you just have a deep steaming turd of a movie
>I have been informed they have sprinkles
>he wants grape flavored
That was such a nice touch. Also, "the base of ball".
>I don't see them continuing the series
Did you miss the credits? They teased Shadow for part 3.
Longer runtime = bigger sequel.
jimmies
These Rats look like some fucked up dogs on steroids.
it was a fun time
I wish they would've used sonic orchestrated music rather than your average movie soundtrack. The black couple scenes were funny but not needed, unless they plan to use the black guy for the 3rd film. The dance off was meh. 7/10.
This. The wedding plot was lame and it was like why does the movie keep telling me the guy marrying the gorilla is hot and buff? Then the GUN reveal happens and it was actually all a ploy to catch sonic and it was like wow ok this worked well even with the obvious wedding ring is a ring idea and taking the bi plane the wedding now has a purpose here that I didn’t expect. it’s all come together. Then for some reason they felt the need to reconcile the gorilla and her love interest and that goes on for like 10minutes of screen time and feels like you aren’t even watching the same movie and it’s just tying up unnecessary loose ends with side characters no one gives a shit about. GUN reveal, wedding ring “joke”, bi plane were all clever ideas and if the gorilla just got mad at her fake husband and that was the end of her story it would have been much better.
Imagine if the dance off used "It Doesn't Matter" or a track from the Genesis games.
And imagine if "I Am the E.G.G.Man" was on his world domination playlist.
It also redeemed the Rachel character from being a villain even if she was blinded from rage.
Yeah, I think that's really the problem with it. It to some degree makes sense in the end, just wasn't needed to be dragged out, even if it was to redeem the humans to be more helpful (which I can respect since that was why major beef with people defending humans in the games when they do jack shit but make things worse at best or be useless trash at worse)
Reminded me too much of Starfire
I've learned to just accept that people love the Sonic movies despite them being complete dogshit with gradeschool fanfic tier scripts. I don't want to rain on anyone's parade. I'll just wallow in my own disappointment and dream of what could have been if that first movie had been cancelled after the initial trailer reactions.
Kill yourself retard
Keep seething that your cape shit super heroes movies lose to fucking sonic the hedgehog
Certified fags
Certified straight chads
They could've spent that time giving tails a flashback story
Yeah they should've used a new remix of the death egg theme
Without Crush 40 in it somewhere, it doesn't feel like sonic.
I notice your lack of actual criticisms.
>O'shaughnessey
patrick ohanra hanrahan
The third one has to have Live and Learn.
This is actually true. There were up to four Amazing Spider-Man movies before they bailed on the series after just two.
When Sonic was drowning, they should have played the drowning jingle...
But other than that, I thought the sound design was very servicable
I think Akira Yamaoka would be a good substitute for 3
I watched a camrip of the movie and skipped all the human parts and it was great.
They did, but it's very subtle and only plays for a few seconds.
The second entry in Amazing Spider-Man and the TMNT reboot franchise underperformed, though. Sonic 2 has had a huge opening weekend.
>I don't see them continuing the series no matter how much they want to
they anounced the third one 4 months before the second one came out
Begone demon
I'm not saying I agree with the fag-bot on the matter but there is precedent for confirming a bunch of projects only to spike them before they ever get off the ground.
You must be fun at parties
Oh dang I missed it?
It must have been very subtle
I can't wait to see how they handle Edge Lord incarnate with how stupid and great the humor has been in the first two movies. Looking forward to the third movie just because of that.
I got Enerjack in the Movie and Penders got nothing from it
I won
I wish they didn't do that because if movie 2 was garbage I would be depressed that they turned it into a zombie for it even had a chance to prove itself.
Luckily that wasn't the case.
Nah, it’s the GOAT vidya film, fuck you
I think they'll play Shadow completely straight for the most part but to compensate he'll be the butt of a bunch of jokes, kind of like how Knuckles was with this one.
Yeah, it plays after Knuckles swims up, but it is very brief, like 3 or 4 seconds.
That's fair then. I'm already a bit on the fence with the idea of a Sonic cinematic universe because I can't see this lasting more than maybe 6 movies and a few shows.
Can you imagine the fucker seething at the Echidna flashback?