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Has there ever being a character with a canonical dick size? Closest one I can think of is Luis from the Ballad of Gay Tony where many girls make about his penis size

I got a good dick on me I've just never heard of a girl bragging about a deep pussy before. ever. where are you guys even hearing women talk like this?

Good thread

Scout : 5.5" uncut, a good average, guaranteed phimosis
Soldier : 6" cut and girthy, the OG American cock
Pyro : 7.5" cut but burnt and smelling badly from being kept in the hermetic suit at all times
Demo : 7.5" uncut but with soft erections from alcoholism
Heavy : 7.5-8", uncut, hairy as hell
Engineer : 5", cut, gets really hard though
Medic : 6", uncut, probably has an aggressive upward curve
Sniper : 8", uncut, maybe a slight smell of piss
Spy : 6.5", uncut, fully smooth but with a nice vein

I assume you're and nobody ever mentioned a deep pussy beside you if it's the case. A size queen literally is just about a girl who likes big dicks, it has nothing to do with how deep/tight she is.

I imagine Leisure Suit Larry has a canonical dick size. There are any number of characters with modeled dicks , like Heavy Rain or GTA 5, but that doesn't quite match up with canonical dick size.
We're more likely to see confirmations that someone has a big or small dick rather than actual size metrics.

Where's the source? Didn't think the comics went into this much depth

Rust was pretty innovative in terms of video game dick but the lack of customization was disappointing

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My cock is barely 5 inches and not very thick. This is why I'll die a virgin

ok that makes more sense

There's no source, I'm the source. Most people would say I'm in the ballpark though.

You can always be a cute bottom

What reason would there to choose anything but the max in this game? I assume it's the best but I don't know the game

>you now remember people going apeshit over cock customization in cp2077

sagat on SF4 has an alternate costume where his bulge is that size of his head kek

But I like girls

>Tfw I'm a soldier when fat, and a demo when fit

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Sounds like a personal problem

Having a dick too large or too small will lock out scene options.
I customize it to my actual size because I want the characters I play to resemble me

It was a nice option that didn't actually contribute enough to the game. Also not actually enough customization since it's just two size constraints and cut vs uncut.

Your foreskin grows back when you put on weight?

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Why is it so hot to compare cock sizes against other guys, Yea Forumsros?

>last night
>me and gf decide to drink a bit
>i get a bit buzzed gf gets fucking plastered
>we are laying in bed and she literally starts talking about wanting "other dick"
>i just lay there as she goes on and on about things she wants to try
>everything from wanting to "watch another pussy on your dick"
>to "you watching me take dick"
>grand finale is her fucking admitting to a fantasy of taking two dicks up her pussy at once and having us both cum in her at once
>dont say a word just go to sleep
>wake up this morning and just sit in the living room
>she is still asleep
What the fuck do i do bros? What do i say to her?

>Scout : 5.5" uncut, a good average, guaranteed phimosis
Nah, lean fit guys have the biggest dicks since they have the most DHT
Scout would canonically be the hungest
Fat beefy guys tend to have microdicks unless they were lean when they were teens, so the rest of your list is probably wrong too

No, but I don't have a curved dick so Soldier's was the closest thing

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>tfw cock is just under 8 inches
>girth is only 4 inches
I feel fucking cursed. Like so close to perfection but completely ruined by being skinny like a fucking spaghetti noodle. It honestly seems like it would be preferable to just have a cock on the smaller end.

>What do i say to her?
Just bee yourself

>4 around
How is that even possible? Would you send a pic somewhere?

>How is that even possible?
4in circumference is lower average
Not at all impossible, common enough but definitely on the small end

update fix when...........

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Red flag.

This one?

I once again must remind the thread to stay on topic. This is a thread about hung characters and size queens in video games. Whether is be big dick aggrandizement in the form of dialogue, confirmations of hung characters in dialogue or character models, characters that enjoy big dicks, or dick size selection/sliders.

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Dick size stays the same wether you're fat or fit, the only thing that changes is the fat around your dick, now being fat can also fuck up erections

the white color alternative makes it look bigger in game. with cell shading and max setting on pc made clear that capcom wanted you to look at it

You know her better than anyone here, user. If you think she just let the horny part of herself talk a bit too loud, then it's fine. If you really think she's bound to cheat on you at some point to fulfill her fantasies, then confront her about it and see whether you can make it work or not.

A fantasy is a fantasy (specially when drunk), just talk to her to make sure it's just that and nothing more. Otherwise, you should breakup with her.

>Dick size stays the same wether you're fat or fit
No. I'm not talking about adipose fat layers, that's something else
I'm talking about hormones. Being lean = more testosterone and ultimately more DHT which is what expresses primary sex characteristics and growth during adolescence, so your best shot at maxing your genetic size is having good hormone levels
Fat stores estrogen which inhibits testosterone production. If you were fat as a teen, you almost certainly have nerfed your dick size somewhat, in terms of what it could have been

Wtf are these hose cocks? WHERE IS THE GIRTH?

Might just be my headcanon but-

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TITs dick size selector is pretty identical to CoC but it just doesn't feel as fun

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God so my girth is that bad? Fuck me. I thought i was at least average just looked bad because my length is above average. Honestly want to rope.

I’m gonna post my flat wife Anna just to piss you faggots off

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Nah, Trip is insecure as fuck
small dick energy

looks like those fake tranny cocks lmao

I was skinny fat for most of my adolescence and I'm 7.5 inches now (not fat anymore), so there was the possibility I could have been 8 or more?

You should just let her do it and engage in the pleasure with her. Literally nothing wrong with an open relationship.

Everything about TiTs was boring in comparison. Sci-fi setting isn't as interesting for porn unless you're into xeno shit

based retard broscience incel

It's impossible to say
I'm just talking about min-maxing the human body which is obviously unrealistic since there's no redos, but possibly? But it's also possible despite your fat, that you had adequate hormone levels to max your genetic size

I will say that microdicks are almost always on fat guys. Like, almost universally. There's definitely logic behind this

I feel like this is present in half of Guile's SF IV costumes now that I'm looking at all of them

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>twig as a teen
>kept my thick hairy bone when I got fat
nice

I get that. But it seems like such an insane thing to say. Its not like she drunkenly said she wants to try anal or some shit.

I just love it when characters praise your massive cock in vidya

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The Blonde slut in GTA IV brags online about Niko being hung
Trevorfags and Luis fags BTFO

Yeah user, sorry but you'll have to bail out now, 90% of threesomes are:
>1 limp dick
>1 Chad
>1 girl
Are you the Chad?

you could start drawing with it

Strip Poker Night at The Inventory was nice but some of its dialogue but gameplay is still just poker at the end of the day

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I was going to write something about how encounter or plot theme based off of differing planets is nice but then it just boils down to that whole sci-fi trope where a planet is entirely of a singular biome which isn't all that great.
The furries and paypigs really ruined TiTs and I don't know if CoC2 has any real legs

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Just embrace the chaos and buy one of those silicone shaft addons with bumps and feelers.

It's just a bit odd proportions, user
It's not bad, guys have made do with much less than that

player character model never

Seems like that would be even more humiliating. Like get a girl over but before we get down to business "hey give me a second let me put this silicone on my cock since im a pencil dick."

God its awful. Girls always ask for length. I tell them and of course they are sooo impressed and thirsty for it. I cant imagine their disappointment when they actually see it.