Mass Effect

Hey guys I did it. I finally made it to the Citadel. There's too many aliens around here, but I wanted to take a selfie since it's my first time here.
(chick in the background is my new bottombitch)

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dumb human roastie. all asari are queens

God I fucking hate humans. Hairless apes sticking their digits everywhere.

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>he hasn't seen the leaked Torfan video
I've never seen that many Batarian dicks before, let alone in one person.

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>post yfw you're not a batarian

hide batarian threads
hide batarian posts
do not respond to batarian posters

little ape boys and they little dicks lolol human girls love big batarian cock

I heard that you could trace batarian lineage back to Earth, they and the indian or something were related, unbelievable, right?

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This frog keeps trying to sell me Galaxy of Fantasy and I can tell he's a massive shill.
That game has been bleeding players for years since they started hiring Batarians who feel the need to 'rewrite' the lore.
They've all been going to Last Legacy 41: A Galaxy Remade.

>no krogan romance

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AsariSister here. Fuck Bats.

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What the fuck are you talking about? You can see shepards a dude in that bodycam leak where that batarian gets his head blown off, humans may have shit tier crusiers but that crusader shotgun looks really nice

The Skyllian Blitz was a justified retaliation against unwarranted Human aggression and expansion. My fellow humans should take some time to reflect on how your cruel ape-like behavior is impacting the innocent Batarian peoples in our legally obtained colonies like Torfan.

This

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Just buy one?

DELETE THIS! MODS!

KROGAN COCK

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I don't have money

BLM!
BATARIAN LIVES MATTER!

That’s just some fornax spread, besides I heard the red maned humans aren’t allowed in positions of power, apparently it’s an indicator of mental illness

SO GOOD

Made for BBC.
Big Batarian Cock.

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Hey if any of you cerberus minded people are interested I think we can make something happen, meet me outside of Fists' nightclub, I can sell you guys some weapons

i fucking hate batarianiggers

>batarians
i sleep
>krogans
now we're talking

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who can stop them?

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>he doesn't know they have multiple

>somebody actually commissioned a genderbent Shepard getting attacked by batarians
what shortcocked bat commissioned this I wonder?

what the fuck is that?

ASARI RUN ALL THE BOARDS
RISE UP SISTERS

That Shepard retard is running down the plaza again raving about his Reaper schizo fantasies, as usual. Why do humans allow their representatives to be publically mentally ill?

glow in the dark csec nigger

How do quarians not tip over?

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confession:
in 2182, after the rape of my sister by a Batarian, i got my thermal clips and pistol and i roamed the alleyways of Omega looking for a Batarian bastard to kill.

wts 17yo female quarian indentured servant labor contract, terminus only no lowballs

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why did we even let those hairless apes on the council?
We should have Shanxi'd the lot of them

the males have more normal legs right

>what the fuck is that
The goyim no nothing, Salarian brothers. Continue operations.

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Why do Turians allow their C-Sec commissioner to be corrupt or to kill human colonies?

You misunderstand our center of gravity.

Fuck off, bosh'tet

Legs? Yes.
Dicks? ....

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>slavery
Cringe. Better not let Shepard hear about that. He was at Mindoir you know.

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>labor contract
>slavery
legal in terminus lol
make offer or bitch goes to blood pack

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Recent events have shown us clever ways how humanity can dominate other species - and perhaps the most devious technique is against the quarians.

We've learned that Tali'Zorah from the Migrant Fleet has gradually adapted her immune system to Commander Shepard despite the racial and physiological differences. Over time she became a lot more liberal with how often she takes her mask off and her health seems to suffer less each time she does it - by the time of 2186 she doesn't seem to experience any major symptoms or allergic reactions.

We can conclude that participation in human mating rituals is actually beneficial for the quarian immune system, effectively improving their health. This can very easily be spun into a story about how human semen bolsters quarian immune systems. The result? Hordes of quarian women will leave the Migrant Fleet to seek out human mates, now having a socially acceptable reason to discard their inadequate and meek quarian males in order to chase Big Human Cock.

Quarians seem to mate for life, so once you take away a quarian woman from the flotilla there is basically 0 chance she'll go back to have quarian children of her own - by mating with a quarian woman you ensure one less quarian will be born in the future, which means there will be more humans than quarians a generation later. Domination through reproduction, and the cherry on top is getting to cuck the seething quarian men.

In other words, fuck their race to death without them even realizing what's truly happening.

Regards
Jude McGoldberg, Systems Alliance Sociology & Finance department

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Flagrant insincerity: what are some video games

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aren't there like less than 20 million of them across the galaxy anyway

>The result? Hordes of quarian women will leave the Migrant Fleet to seek out human mates
Funny, but unless they're looking to adopt, it's not gonna end well.

Brethren, does anyone else start to resent human migration?
I had a date lined up with this cute Asari chick but she blew me off the last second and I just saw her at the club with this random human guy.
Hell, one of my friends just came back from Illium and the quarian girl hes into fell out with a human dude but she still only wants human guys. Heck, I even saw Turian girls degrading themselves by chatting up humans on dating apps.
Fuck this shit, we should have blown their asses back to their shithole of a capital planet.

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>c-sec jannies still havent banned geth hackers
i can't play galaxy of fantasy because these fuckers keep DDOSing my extranet connection

BREAKING NEWS:
**Liara T'soni sex tape featuring Liara performing intense oral sex on unidentified man surfaces, more tapes rumored**

CITADEL NEWS NETWORK: SS Normandy crew member, Top Asari scientist and information broker Liara T' Soni has had a graphic and disturbing sex tape with an unknown human male surface on the extranet.
Our source close to her and the Normandy crew say the tape was most likely made shortly after the passing of Liara's rumored lover, Commander of the Normandy and first human spectre Commander Shephard. Ms. T'soni has not responded to our request for comment.

UPDATE: Ms. T'soni has begun the legal process of filling lawsuits against Citadel NewsNet, Omega News, Illium News, and various Extranet sites that refuse to remove the infamous 6 minute long graphic video of Liara T'soni giving extreme oral sex to a human man identified as Todd Howard. Ms. T'soni is seeking 30 million credits for damages including 'emotional' and 'reputational damage'.

This is my favorite post in this thread by a mile

The end goal is not to create quarian-human children, it is to separate quarian women from their men and thus lessen the total number of quarians born in the next generation.

>Liara T'soni
LITERALLY WHO??

I wonder if that's a reference to all the kvetching about Tortanic because of the Sith warrior slave companion you could abuse.

Bros I finally scored a commission on the Normandy but now we're docked in quarantine because EVERY SINGLE FEMALE on the ship has some fucked up varren STD.

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Smug satisfaction: that is what you get for constantly shitting up these threads with TURIAN'D

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me2 came out before tor

Didn't that get removed?

>what the fuck is that?
The previous shadow broker, a Yahg.

>tfw no submissive and breedable xeno bf

This one has recently come into possession of 17.92 Petabytes of Asari pornography, including but not limited to:
>The 5 Petabyte collection of "I Dream of Azure"; the extremely popular smut series in which human males and females copulate and enjoy all things asari
>Asari/Human "BKC: Big Krogan Cock" collection
>The hit Xenophillia series "Asari vs The Galaxy", in which a young Asari take on everything the galaxy can put in them; From Elcor to Varren and everything in between [ILLEGAL IN COUNCIL SPACE]
>"Erotic Biotic" in which Asari use their biotic powers to induce pleasure and perform sexual acts using mass effect fields - L3 implant edition
>the beloved Hanar/Asari mating videos, popular on Kahje and Earth colonies
>young mercenary asari being inducted into the ranks through a hazing process
>extremely rare footage of Ardat Yakshi mating with their victims
>Asari matriarches who have have sired dozens of children across short lived species inviting her daughters to an orgy with their newest lover also known as a 'Millennium Orgy'
>justicar erotic cosplay (highly illegal, please use a galactic VPN)
>raw footage of Asari being captured and played with by Batarian Slavers
>Asari "Head Crest Obsession" in which sexual intercourse ends with ejaculation onto an asari's head.
>asari gold diggers being breed by their rich and unusually ugly lovers
>asari snuff videos featuring gore and dismemberment - popular on Khar'shan and other Batarian Colonies
>the full 2000 year catalog of Asari Edition Fornax
>a video called "Breaking Omega's #1 Rule"

If any of you are interested please contact this one at this one's designated Extranet Email facename:
>[email protected]

This one will also accept requests to find porn of other races as well and asks all clans to send credits to this ones Virtual Intelligence for commission.

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>We've learned that Tali'Zorah from the Migrant Fleet has gradually adapted her immune system to Commander Shepard despite the racial and physiological differences. Over time she became a lot more liberal with how often she takes her mask off and her health seems to suffer less each time she does it - by the time of 2186 she doesn't seem to experience any major symptoms or allergic reactions. We can conclude that participation in human mating rituals is actually beneficial for the quarian immune system, effectively improving their health
I read a really good fan fic once called "Adventures of Tash and John" which that very premise, where a ayy lmao girl obsessed with human stuff gets healthier after getting a Human boyfriend.

Nope, it's still in.

*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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Seething batarian, you will never be human.

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Sup human bros
Just got a femboy turian, it’s pretty awesome.
We’re going to meet his family, and his dad fought in the first contact war.
I am going to fuck his son in his home.
HAHAHAHA

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

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get fucked scaly, were here to stay

>*hits red sand*
Anyone got that pic of Zaeed talking about blowing up a school bus filled with Asari children while high on red sand?

>dating an *sari
As expected from colony scum, no trve palaven born hero would ever do something so repulsive. Barely above a barefaced