Gabe Newell dead at 59

OH MY GOODNESS
SQUIDWARDDDDDDDDD

You faggots, I actually got scared for a second

WTF ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL

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mobile.twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1513233488090128391
B-bros.....Gabe, h-he....

>the funeral is happening
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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>they had to stop at two obituaries

Someone get caramel

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>it's a real page
what the actual shit

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More proof. Fuck man, rip
reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/9kzs21/gabe_newell_ceo_of_valve_found_dead_at_55_you/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

fake news. retards

>dies at 59
>dies at 55
STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

Steam looks up the appid so you can change the name of any game and it'll work as long as the appid is valid like so
store.steampowered.com/app/1496900/HALF_LIFE_IN_3D

MODS STICKY

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kys

See
Reddit confirmed it. They don't post fake news shit like lots of the chuds on here.

gone but not forgotten

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GET THE FUCK IN

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fuck...
sticky THIS SHIT NOW

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How did this happen?! Let me guess, he was too fucking fat?

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I knew this would happen when he started delivering the Decks. It was too obvious, too predictable. So why couldn't anyone prevent it?

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He hadn't walked in years. He should have known.

>utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

i am a female who is a man but a woman who is a man but a girl who is a boy you're retarded. what did my post go by you think the reply was just random nonsense??? it was a fucking reply to me!! lol fuck this shit you should post a picture of your genitalia you shit. why? because the only thing i want to see is a pussy which looks like this and you. yes i do it but i did it in here to get you in my pants. yes you have a penis. you are a girl no you are an asshole. no one said you were a man. but you have a penis. a penis only fits in a vagina. no you are fucking retarded. you are a retard. no you are a retard who is stupid as fuck because you are retarded. that was my reply to you you dumb bitch you are a stupid bitch. yes i was stupid

HOLY FUCK BROS MY GAMES VANISHED

Gabe here,fuck you

Anyone erping in Balmung wanna add me btw?

The Artifact posters have blood on their hands.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY STEAM ACCOUNT WAS DELETED WTF

The Kill switch has been activated. He said steam would die along with him

>this is not a drill
Why would someone's death ever be a drill you fucking retard?

>origin account deleted too
bros...

>Death is going to go back in time an abort Gabe in the womb

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Looks like Steam Decks weren't worth the "weight"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAH TIM BROS

WE WON

BROS GABE NEWELL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

Valve would go public within days.

Tim always wins

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>ign.com/articles/EGS-founder-tim-sweeney-found-dead-in-apartment?amp=1
BROS????

>LOVELY AND THE DEAD AND NOBODY'S FUCKING HOUSE: WHAT IS MOST HARD >MAYA MORENO TALKS ABOUT FUCKING SEX AND THE HUMAN FLUID CYCLE. >FUCKING FAST AND EASY THE DOUCHE GABE NEWELL
>THE FAT WHITE NIGGER GABE RUINED HALF LIFE UNIVERSE WITH VRUMS
>THE THICK JEW HOMOPHOBIC KIKA SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT HATING JEW BITCH
>THE CHICK KATIE GABE

He was murdered by the Artefact fanbase he screwed over

>artefact
lmao british bitch

>>THERE IS ONLY A PRECISELY DESIGNATED MINIMUM OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE
>>YOU CANNOT DEVIATE FROM DEVIATION
>>WE ARE ALL DEVIATING
>>SO BE QUIET AND WATCH
>>NOTHING WRONG WITH
>>GOING TO THE GYM

>>THERE IS A PRECISELY DESIGNATED MINIMUM OF THE PERCEPTION OF HUMANITY
>>IT IS THE MINIMUM FEAR OF MUTUAL REVOLUTIONARY DESTRUCTION
>>SO BE QUIET AND WATCH

>>THERE IS A PRECISELY DESIGNATED MINIMUM OF DESIRING RIPPING FLESH AND BLOOD FROM A FUTURE REVOLUTIONARY POSSESSION
>>AND NOT TO MAKE YOU
>>AND NOT TO MAKE YOU
>>AND NOT TO MAKE YOU
>>BUT TO MAKE YOU

This is the most reddit thread I've seen in a while

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fucking hell it gets worse bros

>At approximately 8:30am (NZ local time), upon the discovery of the renowned video game developer, it was found that 12 members of a boys' soccer team and their coach were trapped by rising floodwaters deep in New Zealand's Tham Luang cave system, a normally above-water structure parallels with Newell's luxury yacht stationed at the Auckland harbor. The boys and their team have remained trapped in the rising waters as authorities valiantly attempt to extract Newell.

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Why do you do this to me, I wanted to see some Steamfags cry

>THE HISTORY OF THE PIRATE BEER
>YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE DARK AGE OF THE INTERNET
>AN INVITATION TO THE OCCULT
>AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
>SIX OCCULT TERRORS ABOUT THE WORLD
>AN INVITATION TO THE WITCHES
>A TASTE OF INDIA
>SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE
>A SHORT HISTORY OF THE SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE
>THE HISTORY OF THE GAS PAI SIB LAY
>THE FASCINATING HISTORY OF THE MATHEMATICIAN'S GIRLFRIEND
>THE GORILLA AGE OF EXPLOSIVE GROWTH

ign.com/
FUCK YOU! My Steam account isn't worth much, but I wouldn't want to abandon it entirely. If Gabe dies, Steam gets uninstalled. We all know Valve would work with Epic to ruin PC gaming entirely.

Why dont you go back there

Why does this keep happening bros?

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Uh okay? I pirate games anyway why the fuck should I care?

BROS ALL MY PIRATED GAMES JUST VANISHED WHAT THE FUCK

NO STICKY
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GET FUCKED VALVEKEKS