Elden Ring

nothing will ever be worse than dogs

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This

I unironically like them.
Sure there's no defending how often they're reused, but fighting them feels satisfying. Their hitboxes are cool to dodge, and they feel like a dps check that allows you to measure how strong you're becoming as you fight more and more.

>The revenants that spawn behind you and attack with erratic movements
>The fucking war eagles
>The giants lobster
>Thd giants crows

The harpy bitches

>those fucking dogs that cause bleed and can kill you in two hits

Fuck right off Miyazaki.

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those weird faggy npcs with the gay armour and rivers of blood katanas. I don't know why FROM decided to only give them that one attack they spam over and over.

Ulcerated/tree spirits, there's not a single good thing about them and in a closed room like the fringe folk hero's dungeon they are absolute cancer.

They're funny as shit spazzing out everywhere and hitting nothing but air.

the monster itself is fine its elden rings complete trash camera and where they like to put them that bothers me

this and any other flying enemy like the harpies

giant hands

I've never seen anyone bitch about the Bell Bearing hunters, and I detest those fuckers
On the other hand, I never knew why people had trouble with the giant hands

Early game,yeah,fuck em

Those can suck if they get the pressure on you

I used to fucking despise runebears but i forced myself to learn them once i got to snowfield til i got decent at them (they're still a garbage enemy) and i honestly cant think of an enemy now,probably a tie between red wolves and the thorn whip fatties

They are huge and never stop, also hit like a truck the first time you ever find them at caria manor.

the giant hands are fast, they have almost instantaneous attacks and if they catch up to you while you're escaping you're dead, it's impossible to roll away from them
>inb4 use fire
works only once, after the initial shock they literally become immune and it won't even stagger them

Unironically the fucking dragonflies.

Ice dragon probably

fucking mosquito pieces of shit

fun fact about bell boy; as if the sword clipping isn't enough, his grab attack can pick you up through walls

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A lot of people play shieldless so the giant hands are relentless stunlocking you before you can attack.

Bell Bearing Hunters are faggots too. Infinite stamina and poise like crucible knights, but at least crucible knights have significantly less tracking.

The zombie dogs are my bane
If I have to fight 3 of them at once, its over for me

eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Gravitas

crucibles are easy once you learn the dodge timing, or use a greatshield

banished knights on the other hand… fuck em

Crucible knight is the most honest enemy in elden, hell in all of souls

You can also cheese Crucible Knights them when they guard with having Impaling Thrust on a claymore.

I only hate the tree spirits with that retarded rot butt slam, which seems like most of em

The Elden Beast probably. As a melee build that guy is just not fair as he constantly fucks off to the other side of the arena.

That initial shock is all you need to 2-3 shot them with any weapon.

The birds. The small birds are hard to hit depending on your fucking weapon because sometimes it doesn't hit aboe your head, the fire birds are extreme spergs that fly all over the place, explode and fly away 2 kilometres afterwards and the big birds in mohgs area are fucking ridiculous with how much they flop about.

Barricade shield trivializes the hands. They glance off the shield and after 2 guard counters and a regular hit they are knocked down, and the riposte should finish them off.

>erratically strafes around you just out of range for an eternity and waits for you to get bored and attack something else then fles up, takes a bite out of your asscheek and flies away
Nothing personnel, kiddo

crucible knight is how literally every enemy was designed before DS3 introduced perfect tracking and forced dodge rolls as the only option to avoid damage.

Runebears
Sperg grafteds with a crown
Castle Sol knights
Big trumpet dooter
Haligtree spear knights

youtube.com/watch?v=Yi7FD-r2v1s
>op's pick

I feel like I was able to burst them down with the frenzy flame spell that shoots a spread of lasers before they got to act, usually 1-2 casts killed them

>Runebears
FUCK those niggers.

I think we all know who the toughest non-boss enemy is.

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Runbears can't hit you at all if you stay close.
I have time to do 3 charge attacks from under them and get a riposte.

Yep. Fuck these lads.

I agree, so i make sure to give them a honorable death

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I've seen the webms of their bullshit but I found them rather easy to deal with (greatshield)

>If I backstab him maybe I can beat him and get my 3,000 runes back

one nigger in Caelid has like 25,000 HP.

yo mama

Just use the beast repellent torch dude.

Fucking this. "What just happened?" as I get 2 hit by some fucking dogs.

dragonbarrow cave runebear, yea. You're supposed to sneak by and ignore him, some jabroni at fromsoft just thought it'd be funny to give him more HP than malenia to punish anyone thinking to fight him anyway.

you didn't even play the game

Where were those dogs anyway? I never ran into them I don't think. Or maybe I killed them without getting hit.

Those dogs are bugged.
They have 1 really slow attack that does 11K damage and one shots you regardless of HP/armor/blocking.

youtube.com/watch?v=xiUObucHgc4

In my game he glitched after I canceled his grab and he fucked off into the void. Just yeeted himself out of the map.

>reads your input and does a step forward stab move when you try to heal

Not honest.

Bosses have been doing that since Mirror Knight and Fume Knight.
You have to heal either super far away, or after dodging an attack.

Not him and what you say is true, but at least they hide it better. In elden ring it's literally push estus button and they immediately react before your character even grabs his flask. If they'd delay it by like half a second it would feel a lot less bullshit.

Fume knight's input reading is funny because you can cockblock him from entering his second phase by simply healing close but not kinda to him.

>*raises arm*
>*slides forward several feet like hes on ice skates*
>*hits you*
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
>*turns 180 degrees on a dime*
>*lunges at you with 4 frames of telegraph*
>ROOOOOOOOOOA!!!

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>Infinite stamina and poise like crucible knights

Enemies don't have a stamina stat, they have their openings baked into their attack animations as recoveries.

And the endgame ones that give 80K runes can be poise broken in 3 Impaling Thrusts with a +15 weapon as long as you do them in less than 10 seconds.