Is this canon?

is this canon?

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Weapon is a miracle of the universe.

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I can't believe John Spartan has Hank Hill Butt Syndrome

Doesn't matter anymore. Halo is essentially nu-star wars. It's over breh, time to move on. Take that dick out your mouth.

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why

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That's nowhere near Hank Hill ass but he needs to work on his legs

That is absolutely disgusting and it looks like a mentally ill man aka a trap which would make sense crazy foul animals

I just get vicariously scared that they'll panic and suffocate. Can't see it as sexo.

no offense but she's not the best hotwife to choose if you want to get cucked

La atrocidad...

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it's a biological female, ridiculous over the top deepthroats is just her cam whore gimmick

Fags like you should be publicly executed.

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Same girl?

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Still here!

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calm down lmao
just saying she's a literal hologram so it's hard for people to fuck her without a whole reasoning around how it's feasible

>if you want to get cucked
Nobody wants that, tranny.

That's the only hot part of that clip though?

where's his ass at?

i'm not talking about me, i'm talking about a literal cuck user that said she was his waifu

Should I start posting the webms again as I did with that previous thread? Will I have to carry another shitty thread on MY back because OP is a faggot?

Shut the fuck up, reddit.

ywnbaw

no lmao
gargle my balls

his ass is augmented

Kill yourself and take your degenerate subhuman fetish with you.

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If it were fake it'd be hotter for me. Just can't get passed actual danger.

yeah this thread wont get deleted.

is that John Halo?

how do you fuck up a Halo show, just have chief fighting covenant on a Halo, maybe put in some marines that can die tragically, some cool game moments where he sticks a grunt or noob combos an elite. he drives all the classic vehicles, there is a warthog run. it really doesnt seem hard at all

wait is there even a Halo in the show?

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Hank Hill ass haha my ass is flat as hell too

Im afraid to say it, but i kinda liked john halo's series.

>how do you fuck up a Halo show, just have chief fighting covenant on a Halo
can't do that
too busy pushing their political agenda

So supposedly this guy is Ziggy from the white season of the Wire?
No way.

Unironically this. They could've just retold Halo: CE and made Johnson and Foehammer have bigger roles in the story of the game. Maybe add a couple of new Marine characters or some sidestory with Halsey. And bam you got a Halo TV show.

I remember being young and wondering why vidya adaptation to other media were always so fucking bad, from movies to anime and comics, a few exceptions, but usually always so fucking bad

My guess is that directors were taught at college if they see "videogame" it means it's time to go full retarded

>just saying she's a literal hologram so it's hard for people to fuck her without a whole reasoning around how it's feasible

Now that Cortana is part of Chiefs brain I can see some dream sex big time.

God damn.

Be happy, i have a toned ass, woman slap my ass when they are drunk.
it's not fun.
And my spine hurts when is sleep on my back because of a hollow back combined with my ass.

ywn slap user's ass

literally just said this out loud to myself when I watched it

you're incredibly autistic

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Might I make a suggestion?

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Is this supposed to be a turn on?

This site has ruined me. Whenever I see a mildly attractive girl posted, I automatically assume its a Tranny.

Its a tranny, isn't it?

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Get help you fucking freak.

genuinely impressive

Theres nothing hot about sticking somwething floppy down your throat, for 1 penises don't work that way, I'll lose any respect for a women who does this, do better you filthy sluts

Slap my ass

Sytlized art does it the same. Average girls don't have hyper feminine features.

Men used to swallow swords, this isn't impressive

This is not a trick!

The writers should have just made their own show if they wanted to go on about a child soldier finding his feelings and going against orders, the morally gray stuff was always just background material in the Halo lore, now the show only focuses on it instead of the friggin genocidal aliens, and made the UNSC even more evil for no reason with the execution called for a single girl, memory wiping, emotional suppression implants, AI's controlling people, stabbing a clone of yourself in the eye.

yeah

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SLAP IT NOW!

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No, Chief would have way more of an ass.

what are the lore implications of master chief's bar mitzvah?