Comfy Elden Ring thread

I found a baby land octopus in the weeping peninsula, it doesnt move/attack but if I walk up to it it says "collect dream mist" but if I press Y I get a message that reads "error file text"

Whats going on here?

Yea and it was a pretty awful slog. Definitely never doing that again.
If there isn't a handy guide yet for rushing all the upgrade bell bearings someone needs to make it, because it's the only reason to ever do any of the side dungeons.

>make teacher who wears a big goofy hat all the time
>but still make her qt under it
based I say.

You're Lance Macdonald

I can fix her...

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Before or after becoming a headball?

i am amazed 90% of players will never find out how sellen looks like

Why the shit does Miyazaki give a character a beautiful head model and then slap a giant stone mask on her?

I want to save Sellen, bros.

not only her

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>you mean goofy dialogue options or what?

Actual towns with NPCS instead of insane mute murder-hobos all over the place.

Better quest design with good ,bad or neutral outcomes for most NPCS instead of you can't save anyone or anything bullshit.

Better combat at least on par with the enemies that relentlessly hand you your ass in the game.

That's literally it.

Game has insane potential.

Did not expect Gideon to look like that

I'm honestly surprised they put the effort into it, figured they would just randomize facegen for the guys who always wear helmets.
love how dung eater and Seluvis totally look like the freaks they are.

How did they make her so perfect

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looks like sauron with his armor, looks like annatar without it.

I want her to sit on my face, fondle my dick with her feet and laugh at me

You and everyone else

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New character or NG+?

yes

Nah

Besides the Cipher Pata how many pure (or almost pure) arcane weapons are in the game?

Did you mean to type "Faith"?

>just finished ranni's questline up to the moonlight greatsword
that was very sweet
I can't believe people though this wasn't a good moonlight greatsword sequence
It wasn't as ''impressive'' as the others but it felt meaningful

Yes but at the same time no because I actually got confused.
I think I miscalculated things.

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Too much of a hassle

>finding it within a ball of slugs in the filthiest place in the game world
>cutting it off from the tail of an insane, scaleless crystal dragon
>using said dragon's soul found within the remains of a two-headed spider
>obtaining it after defeating a malformed horse-man who just used it against you
>gotten after using the soul of another dragon-wannabe fuckup
>wedding gift from one of the longest sidequests in Soul's
Wish it had some of the variety of Bloodborne's moonlight sword but I do like the idea of being able to fire the projectile without fucking up durability

Dung eater looks like part 2 Jason.

I'm pretty sure the albianauric axe is the only pure arc weapon.
And I'm pretty sure the coded sword is the only other pure faith weapon.

>Nepheli has the same hair style as Dungster
What a nasty bitch.

Where my invaderchads at

Yeah, when I make new characters I'll probably only go after them if they're a mine there's a piece of equipment I want or if I need some more flowers because the game took me well over 100 hours to beat.

Sellen and Fia are top qt

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They even modeled out invaders like Vyke

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>people are so butt blased over invasions that they're going out of their way to not play the game
I shiggy diggy doo

I don't play the game online because the messages are obnoxious, what the fuck does this mean?

turn on game
hide somewhere you can only get with horse
bait invaders to waste their time
It's awfully petty, and seems like a much much bigger waste of time for the people trying to do it rather than the invaders.

>somehow theres 3 moons im the game
What the fuck is going on

I don't get it, why don't the invaders just leave the world with a Finger Severer?

if they do then the person who got invaded gets a rune arc

Most invaders are retarded.

Sellen!

Those in the underground cities are fake

Most do. But, since they're using the Taunter's Tongue, frequently you'll just invade the same person over and over.

>there are people who don't know that rykard and radahn are twins

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How do you even get invaded? I finished the game and I only got invaded by NPCs

I actually missed some catacombs and caves. A couple of them I found but somehow forgot to do, and I only remembered when I was way overlevelled. So I'm leaving them for my eventual 2nd playthrough

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where?

Say something nice about my rotwife, Miricento.

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be in co-op or use the taunter's tongue

>headcanon

>can summon her even with just one arm against Magma Wyrm
She's got guts