Try out slippi (played Ultimate online but haven't touched melee since 4ever)

>try out slippi (played Ultimate online but haven't touched melee since 4ever)
>pick underdog characters (G&W, Mewtwo, Bowser, etc)
>opponent sees my character and immediately quits
You're right Meleefags ARE toxic. Nobody knows how to have fun. I was hoping they would add the full game with other stages and items but I guess I know that it's just for autistic compfags.

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yeah they only want to practice popular/common matchups and see facing anything below a certain level in the tier list as a waste of time.

They also might be afraid of being exposed

Shouldn't be a surprise that a 20-year-old game has developed a niche audience kept alive by a desire to win money at tournaments. Just a shame that all fighting games, no matter how new they are, suffer the same fate.

>a desire to win money at tournaments
lmao nobody is playing melee to win the $12 prize pool. they play it because it's fun.

That's not gonna happen every time. I've had plenty of matchese with Dorf, Yoshi and Samus

the last tournament's prize pool was for 30k and had 2500 participants. not exactly what you call a fun little get together.

The kids these days dont even know how to unlock luigi, thats how much big tech automation has taken over our gaming.

>just become better than 99.999% of other players so you can get a fraction of a 30k prize pool
Yeah im sure everyone is playing melee to live out this fantasy

there are more people playing it to do that than to have fun. melee is a dead game outside of comps.

Statistically, most games are majority casual-intermediate players. Most Slippi players aren't looking to compete for cash. They're wanting to have fun online for zero money.

do you unironically think the vast majority of people who go to major tournaments think they'll win and aren't just competing for fun?

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>Play meme character in game with a mature and established metagame
>Someone who is practicing doesn't want to play against a character he rarely fights in his local scenes/tourneys
>Skips
Nothing really "toxic" about that. Just get a few "lol"s in and queue up again. Not even really worth seething about because you'll still end up in a match sooner than you will be with fucking ultimate taking 3 loading screens just to get past matchmaking

30k is nothing for a tournament of that size and tournaments with that amount of prize money are few and far between. Ludwig hosted that out of pocket. Zero, the fucking GOAT of sm4sh said he would make more money working at McDonald's than winning tournaments. The real money comes from streaming if anything.

>have limited time on this planet
>use it to play the best game ever
>it's a miracle online is possible and so good
>some autist wants me to play his shitty Bowser
>he's a Smash 4 fag
>he's confused when I quit
KYS
pic rel is you but keep telling me how Melee players are "toxic" and not some of the chillest people out there.

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>limited time on planet
>wastes it on fucking Melee
Play a real fighting game nigger

as a wifi puff, i can only play vs floaties, otherwise, i'd quit out on your "sick" dr. mario

Playing fucking Bowser is just a waste of their time. You don't understand even the basics of the game if you lock in that character

I love low tiers, they're so much easier to beat

Play with us, duh.

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No one cares about "real" fighting games. Melee's more fun. Go back to your
>how do we save FGs thread
faggot

tbf the method to unlock luigi in adventure mode was pure bullshit and my cousins made fun of me when I told them how to do it. The same cousins that told me about unlockable james bond

I unlocked him on my first day, it literally happens naturally.

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>play melee online
>opponent doesn't pick fox or marth
>i quit
wowww

thats not what I said at all and you know it.
touch grass nigger

You didn't pick a mid tier, you picked an unplayable meme character. The lag on his moves is 5x the rest of the cast. I feel like I'm taking bait there's no way you're this retarded

official smelee rankings:
1. Furfaggot
2. Twink
3. "Sick" laser spammer
4. Gay
5. "Sick" neutral air spammer
6. Crossdressing woman
7. Peach

Yeah Meleefags have always been giga autists. I agree with them that Brawl's gameplay was bad though.

It is not hard compared to NES Nintendo power bullshit but there are no clues on how to do it. I used to think that it was random as a kid and would restart adventure until I got him. Yeah sure you will get it at some point but there should be a clue or something. I don't really mind it but it seems kinda stupid in hindsight

You know a game is truly great when it causes SO MUCH butthurt
cope seethe and dilate

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It is great, the community just sucks, but that is to be expected for a 20 yo game

>want to practice against falco
>queue up
>play vs. someone not falco
>quit
>said person gets asshurt and cries about it online

You forgot the tranny dating jew that claims he fucked his own mother

Once you get a higher MMR and you get matched with less noobs, less and less people will sperg out at your character.
>t.mario player

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>implying that the reverse is not reality

>buy a $300 custom controller for an even playing field because we won't swallow our pride and admit we were wrong in exiling the guy with a better controller patch
no thanks, too much controllerfaggotry and PC autism for any sane person to actually want to play melee

this was a character tier list

that shit was so hot
him and m2k came out of nowhere with their "me too" moments kek

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cody "came out" because he's a fucking loser that wants everyone to know how much sex he has.

m2k was being attacked by some psycho on twitter and leffen was propagating lies which basically forced his hand. pretty sad he'd be exiled and deemed a rapist if his dick wasnt fucked up at childhood.

Wasn't the m2k story about him having had some issues with his circumcision? kek
iirc they cut off too much or smth and he can't get hard.
I get your point, I don't get making the fact that you fucked your biological mother or having a (severely) mutilated penis public

>having a (severely) mutilated penis public
Because the girl claimed he jizzed on her or something but he's physically incapable of doing that

>>>opponent sees my character and immediately quits
Be grateful you didn't waste more time playing this shittily balanced game from Nintendo's most unpopular console.
The Smelee meme is not an exaggeration. Every Melee player I've come across has awful hygiene and zero social skills. Don't waste your time with this garbage.

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>doesnt play melee
>thinks only fox and marth are viable.
Meanwhile Fox, Marth, Samus, Falcon, Falco, Sheik, Pikachu, Luigi, Ice Climbers, Ganondorf, Puff, Yoshi, and Peach are all viable and have good placings in tourneys in the online era.

>play Mario
>match against puff
>they think it's an easy win every time
>they just assume mario uptilt is like spacie uptilt
>mfw their wall of bair gets repeatedly stuffed by my uptilt
>they get confused and try to approach with nair/grab/dair
>mfw they don't know my fsmash is disjointed and stays out for 3 million mushroom kingdom years
>drill fsmash them over and over
>endless crying and sandbagging

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>crouch
>rest
lol lol lol

Thread when

If OP is, somehow, implying that Ultimate is any less toxic, I'm gonna clown like a motherfucker.
You may not be able to just quit a match on a whim because of the penalty, but I'll take someone quitting before the match even starts to being forced into a match with some laggy zoner or masher who just throws his hands franctically on the controller hoping that the random buttons being pressed will carry him to the win screen.

If you play a character like bowser or gaymen watch, I WILL plank you with puff for 8 minutes.

Meleefags only like melee when theres spacies or falcon on the screen.

i have yet to find a video game community that isn't pure cancer

You can't crouch rest drill

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you can crouch rest your shitty fsmashes though

feels good liking a game where tripping ISN'T a feature

based mario enjoyer

Why would I ever fsmash a low pct grounded character

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because you're a midshitter

and i meant that puff can crouch UNDER your fsmash at any %

You are here
>endless crying and sandbagging

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i'm simply giving you the match you always get quit out on for being a faggot

Pretty sick Mario, Faggots like OP trying to meme about 20XX because they want to fit in with the contrarian vibe are fucking retard drones because if anything, Slippi is exactly the thing that broke the prophecy for good.
I have never seen a more varied roster in competitive Melee as now with tons of players casually picking shit tier characters and showing that you can have fun with bad characters and that worshipping at the altar of Tierlist addicted metafags has been the greatest mistake that Meleefags have done over the years.
>B-BUT UR CHARACTER IS BAD! YOU CAN'T HAVE RESULTS WITH THAT CHARACTER DROP HIM DROP HIM DROP HIM!!!!
Then you have this Mario player showing you some hype stuff you can do if you just take it easy and stop playing your casual matches with the mindset of an EVO player.

Lmao, you know nothing about streaming holy shit. Another Yea Forumsidiot.

puff is my fav mario match up kek y umad user?
>Why would I ever fsmash a low pct grounded character

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