>its the early 2000's
>summer vacation just started
>please enter your gaming tag
xXDarkAngelXx
Its the early 2000's
EliteSniper420
Big_Bad_Br4pper
_exc3ss
MZero_02
~Noob_Evaporator~
xXxUltimate!_z3r0xXx
>"Show me how it ends" by breaking benjamin playing in the background.
H34D5H0T_GG
ExiledExekutioner
L0g1k
Skatewithdevil7
xXThéGhóstXx6
BLOW ME AWAY
@_@S0ULLE55@_@
x_he11hound_x
xilbisellerxz
LikeABoss 905
187MOTHERFUCKERlikeKRAZY666
xXS3PH1R0TH666Xx
420 C-Span 420
PepsiBONDAGE_NIGGER
Anthraxthebandlover
>first name in all caps
SouthernCUMFART_noddad
>is the early 2000's
I wasn't even born yet
xXxDarkSasuke420xXx
Hanz Krapenschitz
>1999
>older sister sets up email for me and asks me for a name
>"morpheus2000"
>says she wont do it or any Matrix references in general
FutureTrunks9903
asdsfgdgddgdgdgidkgkldgdjkldadkf
Fuck your sister.
MrLister-SisterFister
>playing Freelancer MP while blasting Gorillaz and Linkin Park
good times, man
>my friends still use names like this
it's like the 2000s never ended for some people
they are living good lives
ChaosRaven13
5Nameandsocial5_godandjesussuperbowl
>wanting to play counter strike in 2005
>be 11 years old at the time
>put 1990 in steam name because I will look older to the super advanced steam algorithm that definitely exists
>to this day, every time I login to steam on a new PC I get reminded of the times I desperately wanted to be older
Strange feeling lads
Zoomer detected
Xx_Gr33nGobl1n_xX
GODZILLATEHSHEMALE88
>all the time spent trying to look older
>now desperately trying to stop getting older
It do be like that some times.
30 is peak of satisfaction
Work bank pizza gas chicks video games smoking
ButtSlapper223
>17 losing virginity
>18 first relationship
clown world
TGP_buckshotassole
I lost my virginity at 17 and was made fun of for being the last to do it
oh yeah user I realize that's "normal" nowadays, all two of my middleschool friends lost it at 15-16, but the implication that you have sex before having a relationship sure sounds strange to me.
wariofan1992
Imagines the zone
Be the age sees target
Purses makes the decision to be her boyfriend
I’m in
Bros start clapping and explosions on their face when I’m you know
maybe it means a genuine adult relationship I had gf's in high school but we dated for a few months at a time I wouldn't really call them relationships to be honest
Imagines skipping all the fucking bullshit
PokeMasterKai1
Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
The black knights
>el barto374
Gets shot
knife_knowing_you This was actually my tag.
I was an unironic edgy Vegeta fag in years 8-12, complete with a profile picture and some cringy quote about pride.
heh, good thing I outgrew that one
DOUBLE DOWN GOD
you dont outgrow you just suppress it edgelord is eternal
Rank1motherfucker
Chipotlesoundslave
>only uses LMGs
>the guy that used IVI as a cooler M instead of using M
that is true, I just daydream about killing my coworkers instead of classmates now.
there's literally nothing wrong with being edgy
Tonyhawksaloogi
You don't have fucking shit on me. I created full on pages of fictional and not so fictional mafia characters that I was friends with on the social media of the time and even left comments on my profile from "them" to make myself look cool. Thank fucking god that was so long ago and doesn't exist in any form. I'm also scottish, so that's an extra layer of what the fuck. This may not have been edge but instead extreme autism.