STR vs END

>STR vs END

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Gorillas have lower Testosterone than the average human man

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STR + INT

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Arcane

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Yjk

DEX

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>Not intelligence
>Not faith in something
>Not muscles
>Not your skill
>just carried by your funny unexplained magical quality.

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I ain't clickin' that shit

Is this real?

endurance all day

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STRchads

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I can't tell them apart.

How well does this actually work? I can see that it's secreting some kind of adhesive to glue the rocks together, but it feels like any fish could just bite on and thrash till the rocks fall off.

Caddisfly legs are fucking terrifying. Way too spider-like.

Do fish have that kind of problem solving ability? Instinct will only carry you so far before you give up and look for an easier meal

Yooooo is this real?!

someone post the str vs dex where a black dude pulls a gun on a buff black dude

Hehehehehe

white man can't swing.

God this is me.
I don't even know why I have a wife and a best friend.

not to be racist, but I wonder if black people feel any kind of primal instinct kick in when they get on the monkey bars

True. I guess that's the whole defense, make yourself not worth the trouble even if you're not actually dangerous to bite onto.

I can't even do this with a ball and a fucking chicken can do it with something as fragile as an egg?

Always bet on bear

>End vs Str

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black people have horizontal lats just like everyone else, they're not a different species.

i spent many a day at my grandmas river picking these fuckers out of shells so i could use em as bait for fish

Could a gorilla actually beat a bear?

SUMO CHADS, WE WON.

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>>STR vs END

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I really doubt it but if you want to get the debate going maybe we can find out 500 replies later

Not a grizzly bear, no.

A small black bear, sure. Large brown bears don't even need their claws, their swing probably shatters a gorilla's skull through the sheer force of the impact alone.

Both are strong as fuck but bear has the added benefit of being strong as fuck with claws.
Smacking someone upside the head is one thing, smacking someone and their face coming off is another.

>pees self
Yep he died.
:^(

that's str, dex, and end vs. str.
a gorilla MIGHT stand a chance against a black bear. but a brown bear is literally quadruple a gorilla's weight.

He should have just sat on him. If manlet didn't get that he was outclassed the first or second time he got thrown like a ragdoll he's not going to get it with out further application of bodymass.

that monkey has an erection

no

he died from that?

>they're not a different species.
debatable.

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Why do they have such wide faces?

>you didn't beat the game

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they're cousins

there’s no fucking way

user when you die the muscles that hold pee in go lose and it all just comes out.

yo wtf how dey chikin do that?

Way I heard it, the victorians tried all the cool animal fights and the end result was pretty much "the bear wins".

God dammit i've seen this video dozens of times and never noticed it until you said something, now i can't un-notice it

SEEET ON 'IM BILLY!

Honestly who would win? My money is on the bear as it probably weighs at least 500 lbs. more and has teeth and claws. They can apparently run 35 mph too which I’m sure a gorilla can’t

Well what if the gorilla threw a bunch of rocks at the grizzly or even a log as a sweet bat. I think we're forgetting gorillas can use tools cause of their thumbs.

the bear is basically the only other animal that semi-intelligently grapples, like a person does.
but it grapples not with soft hands, like a chimp or gorilla, but with 4 to 5 inch daggers, and it has a mouthful of horrible teeth.
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>why is that guy buried halfway into the groun- oh...

Could you beat a lion?

The main problem is that there is nothing a gorilla can do that would damage or inflict enough pain to deter a predatory bear attack. If it was a surprised bear attack, the gorilla would run away and would not re-engage.

Probably her phenotype

High T pongos have hyper masculine flanges.

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Look at that little dude go. Feels kind of weird associating bears so much with russia now. Unlike those clowns, the bear apparently knows how to fight.

No. Bears are smarter than gorillas, on par with your average 4-5 year old or black adult. Grizzlies can hit 35 mph and sustain longer than Gorillas hitting 25 mph. Grizzlies are twice to three times as heavy. Throw in the rending claws and massive teeth, it's a wrap. Bears are designed from the ground up to take out anything below hippo level.

The main reason we study gorillas is because they don't flip the fuck out like bears and don't come equipped with knives.

>Everyone always helps sloths when they get stuck in a dangerous place or trying to cross the road
high CHA build

Us homos are by far the most optimized when it comes to throwing shit, and look how well we fare vs the bear. Need more than rocks.

>manlet isn't even worth half a man

The real main reason we study gorillas is because they are more like us than bears.
If we were dogpeople we'd be looking at bears like humans do gorillas because ursids are just big dogs fuck you

>using tools and weapons
you didn't beat the game

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kys gorillafag

t. bear
Should have leveled up int

what happened to the guy?

IIRC got his hand bitten through and mauled pretty good. That was a startled attack so the bear did a hit and run.

Someone needs to add a detection meter to that bear.

>OH FUGGG :-DDD

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based bear mauler

Lost his pantaloons.

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Violent anal rape

What if you taught a gorilla how to use a spear, axe, and hammer for self defence? AND his harem was in danger?

What if you made a gorilla sized ar15?

Sign of dominance since not all males grow them, or at least not that large.

Gorilla dicks are too small for them to ever develop a harem. Gorilla chicks only want big human cock.

Gorilla would forget anything you taught it as soon as it gets scared.