What are some tricks to make your game look better than it really is

What are some tricks to make your game look better than it really is

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put all the budget into the first hour of the game

>tack on multiplayer
>Cut game content in half, sell rest as dlc
>Crank bloom to 50x
You know, standard """""modern""""" gaming stuff

Is it weird that I can immediately tell the difference between beer foam and dish soap foam?

No becuase the beer foam version didn't have vigorous pouring.

I like how even the video this was taken of is guilty of marketing bullshit they claim to be revealing with the way they just slopped the whipped cream onto the pie at the end.

Did someone say foam?

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If it's fake food used in an advertisement for other products, these aren't a problem. But it's actually illegal to do things like the motor oil and soap foam if you are advertising the food itself.

who would waste some perfectly good pancakes with motor oil

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where are they now

One trooned out unsurprisingly

Fuck me I really want pancakes now but I'm on keto atm

waste?

motor oil is just carbon, you can eat it.

I know have a good story. With a good story people will play ANY game no matter how shitty and mind numbing the gameplay is. And remember these people don't read books so you can easily rip off a good story and they won't be able to tell the diffrence! I don't know why people haven't caught one yet they keep ripping off movies when the real stories are in obscure books that don't have movies yet. Fucking easy money man they'll ignore bad graphics too just look at indie games.

What is up with pancakes? How the hell can people eat so much of them?
I mean I like the taste of pancakes, but just eating one makes me full. Trying to eat two makes me feel like I'm going to explode. And yet there are people who can eat entire fucking stacks of these things.

cheer up. there's always more pancakes.

*who would waste some perfectly good motor oil with pancakes
Fixed it for you.

shut up /o/

This is unironically how CICOfags think

Slow motion
Bunch of achievements easy to get

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It's like 90% dense carbohydrates. You're biologically wired to shove as much of this bullshit into your mouth as you can. How's your diet, otherwise? If it's abnormal, that could explain why you're an anorexic twink when it comes to flapjacks. Your diet might be pretty gay.

Not just that but the absurd amount of syrup they pour on. I put maybe 2 'swirls' on the top cake and that's it. Diabetes is a problem for a reason.

Recommend books

I guarantee you the testosterone is making that one less cringe

I swear I've seen this exact video but from cracked, not blossom. And probably a decade+ ago

I have NEVER seen a beer poured as pathetically as the "real" beer in this clip. Even pisswater light beer foams more than that.

Story in videogames is always shit by default, at their best can only be serviceable not good at all per se. That's why videgames with plot are always regarded because side stuff like setting, worldbuilding and such while the story itself is just secondary in comparison (like, "oh, it had a great idea"). Look at FEAR, pokemon B/W and DMC3.

>Shitting on pancakes
ONE WORD: AMINOACIDS
Also; WOLBACHIA

I hate the word ramekin fuck you frenchies for making people adopt the word

COPULATE

NOOOOO DON'T EAT CARBS!!!!!

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Why do we let disinfo shit like this exist?

>the foam part
holy kek imagine never have experienced good beer

>beer
>good

>>beer
>>good

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>baiting
>why

Blossom is literally just clickbait pajeet shit.
They basically release these recipe videos that can not be recreated by following their steps. They also do shizo shit like the infamous magnetic babyfood video.

The click bait rigging for advertisement milking is reaching new lows, but then again Blossom isn't at the same level as Girl Games.

Only white trash and poor people drink beer

>beer

t. coping poorfag

Don't worry bro. Just made these pancakes for you. Enjoy :)

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Marketing people. They're scum

>taste something bitter
>-ACK I NEEED SOMETHING SWEET PLEASE BRING ME SOME COKE RUM RIGHT NOW

>t. coping poorfag

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>Beer is numale territory now
Grim.

there is literally nothing wrong with a sweet tasting beer

>now

You can switch sweet tasting beer and then bitter tasting beer for extreme taste switching and its pretty good

well, if you pour the fucking beer like that...

is that a poor person or white trash then?

Hipsters entire personality is being rich spoiled people pretending to be poor, why do you think they love beer so much?

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E3-only settings and demos (ps3 e3 and watch dogs), curated screenshots (general practice: photogenic framing, editing in post, etc), emotional trailers (dead island)

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>blossom are regularly guilty of faking shit
>haha bro let us "expose" those other people faking it!

name 10 drinks

This but unironically.
Stop being poor and you'd understand.

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>shitty bottled beer
>that much head
come on now

Before 2010 I remember it being just a normie thing.

so is this actually bad for you or what? Naturally occuring enzymes seem fine

Meat is just countless cells bonded together. This is no different.

alternate skins and challenge modes do a lot to increase my enjoyment even for not great games.

hmmm glue

sounds based, nobody can even tell the difference

I don't know why but I really want McDonald's now. Fuck I wish I didn't like garbage food so much

Nah, it was probably banned by EU because the practice is pretty jew tier to be honest.
This was posted probably because blossom has that bullshit video claiming fat in beef is actually glue to gross you out.

It's used in the US to get those dollar store cuts you see in shitholes like Walmart. Even in the US, you probably wouldn't really see it used anywhere unless you are trailer trash.

No, the reason it's looked down upon is because it is used for dishonest ends, selling glued together shit cuts of meat/scraps as higher end cuts.

What an absolute waste of food, especially those pancakes.

Humans are meat.

I would have fucked them, but they were probably lesbians back then anyway. They reminded me of the girls I hung out with in high school, I was attracted to those kinds of girls.

And a soul.

weren't they literally furries