Hogwart's Legacy

Also if they can summon plates and shit from thin air why can't they conjure some cool as magical beasts to fight?

yeah johnny depp is problematic now so they had to recast the villain

What? You want one to pull out a gun with the other hand and just end it?

They had him replace Johnny Depp after Depp got cancelled for getting beat by his wife.

how does he teleport without any magic words

>Johnny Depp is problematic now
Wut

Why aren't they just manipulating time to kill their opponent before they wake up that day? Why no buffing or foresight spells?

depp is going to do fine. he's going to be a serbian movie star now

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Something about Depp abusing his wife but it was actually the other way around when facts came out but Depp still got cancelled

what if wizard duels BUT they keep using spells like squirting dish soap or pulling your pants down to get into hijinks that looks like it's a jackie chan movie

When

>Necromancy
>Summoning

That's pretty much the only way to do spell casting battles. Wizard vs Wizard is just a shit concept really. Lucas gave Jedi Lightsabers for a reason because in reality they can just hold their hand up and live or tear through everything they just gotta focus.

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Why aren't they using polyjuice potions to turn into hot babes and scissoring all day?

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I mean when necromancy and summoning are NOT available options I mean.

Also even in thoses cases,shit is lame to watch because there's no real stake.

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you never needed to say anything to apparate
and most top-tier wizards don't need to say anything at all for any spell
dumbledore and voldemort were completely silent during their big duel in the movies, no incantations

the man kids still had to say the spells out loud because they were shit-tier students
these movies are about professional adult wizards

This might come as a shock but Mads isn't above doing Hollywood blockbusters, he was the villain in the first Doctor Strange movie

>Wut
Depp accused Heard of being a schizo abuser to the point of even shitting on their bed. Literally. There are pictures of it. Bitch is insane.
Shennanigans ensued, #believewamyn #metoo #fuckkikesfuckhollyqueerfuckglobohomo blah blah blah Depp was guilty until proven otherwise and twitter wouldn't hear it. Eventually, the truth got out, Depp was acquitted and Heard got a slap on the wrist and 2 days of being disliked on twitter. Nevertheless, the establishment will die on the cancelling hill or die trying. Depp bad!

leftists aside, he's also on a downward spiral of alcoholism and unprofessionalism, which makes work misserable and his acting beyond dogshit

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Do these movies take place before or after they learned how to poop in toilets instead of pooping on the floor and then magicing it away?

Depp has always only had like 3 good movies.

After. It takes place in the 1890s and I believe toilets were introduced in the 1700. So you won't see even a trace of feces deleces memes

They literally have spells and can create whatever kind of action rules they want and they go with beam spam
The MCU blows ass but even they knew how to make Dr Strange vs. Thanos fun to watch

>big duel in the movies
>movies
yes Im sure those are canon and not just made with an ADHD audience in mind

Shut up, faggot.

I can't believe Harry Potter magic battles haven't evolved past beam spam. You have an entire fucking magic system and you squander it on boring fight choreography?

They aren't. But Rowlings vision isn't really any grander.

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>beam struggles
>again
It's fucking Harry Potter and they still can't be assed to be creative with magic fight scenes and instead use something that's canonically only supposed to happen under extremely rare circumstances with twin wands. Do people really like this dogshit choreography?
The Dumbledore vs Voldemort fight in Order of the Phoenix at least tried in that regard.

Dumbledore and Grindelfag are literally gay lovers, I'm pretty sure they do have twin wands.

Harry Potter fights CAN'T evolve past that as it's not designed like your anime shit where you have characters that do milisecond casting of spells to speed up and gain super strength and agility. It's really NOT meant for fighting,it's just more a convenience.

it's canon that non-verbal magic is the advanced stuff for real wizards
you don't always have to say the name of the spell if you're good enough
deal with it

>Voldemort still announced death magic
guess he wasn't very good

He really wasn't
He got tricked by a child into killing himself

Nah, there's plenty of room to get creative with fight scenes with all the different spells used in the books and films. But laser spam is just much easier to work with. youtu.be/ZMeFnwsxh6s?t=186
The book version of this duel had Dumbledore transfiguring statues to move around and body block Voldemort's beams, plus his pet phoenix flying around as support.

yes

Hannibal

Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Seems to have fallen off the wagon hard and have major drug and drinking problems since he got divorced.

It's illegal. Time spells are only allowed to be used by gifted students to help them have more time to study with permission from the headmaster.

>FLASHSTEPS BEHIND YOU

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This is literally the iconic "older men trying to look like they're in their 20's" photo, and Kojima pretending to smoke a cigarette is just icing on the cake.

Wouldn't a wizard battle be a lot cooler if they conjured armor and weapons, beasts, the elements, and used illusions and mind tricks?
They're just shooting a laser beam that doesn't work if both shoot at the same time.

>The bang was like a cannon blast
Do people really read this shit?

Harry Potter is a shit franchise and the game will fall flat.

I really can't fucking take someone name "dumbledore" seriously, It's hard to believe Rowling is actually pretty british because most of the names in this series sound like what an american thinks british names are

For some reason, people think wizard battles should play out like DBZ beam struggles.

They cannot because the magic system is far more basic than that.

What you just described could be accomplished with guns and cover. Again: Harry Potter magic is shit. It's garbage. Do not go into it expecting ""epic"" wizzaid battles. Fuckers can't even summon a comet storm. It's cheap tricks

It was thanks to some obscure technicality that even the best wand makers wouldn't be able to answer correctly. Harry just had insane luck that it owrked ou in his favor nad he didn't have to really work for his win.

This looks like shit.

These live action battles always show how little Rowling gives a shit about magic being used for anything but quirky, nonviolent scenarios.

Why don't wizards dual wield wands with a pistol?

iirc she has no involvment in the Fantastical Beasts movies, just collects her paycheck at the end of the month for it. As long as it's not named Harry Potter-something she has no real power over it.

Wingardium Leviosaaaaaaaaa

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She wrote the second movie.
Not sure about the third one.

I think she did the basic storyline for the first one but there was an interview where she basically admitted it was half-assed and she was just giving them the basic story beats
she definitely isn't doing anything like writing dialogue though

they don't chant/say the spells anymore?
wtf that was half the hype

Bro I read my wife Harry Potter when we cuddle in bed because its one of our things and jesus christ Rowling's writing is such dogshit.
It's just a consequence of how stupid it would look wizards were shouting spells all the time in real life. It's tolerable in book form but it would come across as super retarded in movie format.

This is the part where I'd say something about a shield spell invalidating all guns, but if this is how they fight, it would probably work.

if you go back and watch the movies, the adults rarely did say the spells
except when the audience absolutely needs to know what spell they're using

Just use a gun bro

Shield spells definitely don't invalidate guns. Rowling has said muggles would absolutely devastate wizards in a war because of their firepower, even disregarding numerical advantage.

That said being around a wizard fucks up electronics if I recall correctly, so there's probably some nonsensical bullshit about it fucking up the firing pin or gunpowder or some crap too. Rowling will pull any justification out of her ass when questioned why wizards don't use guns I'm sure.

>Rowling has said muggles would absolutely devastate wizards
Rowling never said that. Somebody made a fake twitter post and then reposted it knowing nobody would bother to check.