Would you?

I call it the Blood Clot Bed.

>no armrests
yeah no

>Live on Ramen and soda
>Still have to get up to use the toilet
>Shower (If you care about bathing I guess)

I also bet that bed/couch thing is uncomfortable as fuck, plus it is depressing in general. I spend A LOT of time in front of my PC, but being able to get up and walk around is still nice, also you'll get fat and develop blood clots I imagine if you sit/lay down for long periods of time.

He would approve

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You can't see the bucket, but it's there. On the opposite side of the bed.

>but don't fucking turn into a cuck that lives a shit tier life rotting away in bed playing videogames.
and instead live a cuck life that gets endlessly made fun of by co-worker slaves, slaving away for money you dont need wishing you had the balls to kill your co-workers

no thanks

>No you fucking faggot. That shit is so unhealthy for you physically and mentally. Go focus on making money and developing skills. Videogames are fine but don't fucking turn into a cuck that lives a shit tier life rotting away in bed playing videogames.

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No. I like moving around too much. If I wasn't autistic, then maybe I would.

>That shit is so unhealthy for you physically and mentally
Not my problem.

I move too much in my sleep, I would bang my legs or something. I'd rather have a full-sized bed.

don't mind the idea but absolutely none of the sitting positions you'd be able to use with such a thing are comfortable to me so I wouldn't actually get much use out of it

I'm 1099 as an independent mortgage broker suck my dick faggots

>deep vein thrombosis machine

No thanks

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He's right, get money, start businesses, get weapons, attain power in your community (be it political or otherwise). Network and rule over your domain, what little there is. Cartels and gangs do it, why shouldn't you?

I would, there is no shame in it.

only if it has a prostate massager

with a wimpy cot like that you have to sleep on your back, and I can't

Why is Konata looking at an image of Ana from Strawberry Marshmallow?

Just looked it up. Wouldn't sitting in chairs make you more susceptible over this? It seems the person's weight is evenly distributed. Needless to say it's worse for your heart since you generally move less.

what the fuck is that white water heater thing called?

I don't see a bucket.

Electric kettle

It's a DVT machine because it keeps you from getting up and moving around by combining multiple pieces of furniture into one, and by putting multiple appliances all in one place.

thanks, i was using a small coffee maker like an idiot

That bed / desk looks uncomfortable, I'll stick to my wooden kitchen chair

I have the same kettle, and I have the piece of furniture that has three cubbies, and a small place to hand shirts. It's where I keep my physical media, and extra controllers.
The rest of the bauhutte stuff is cool in concept, but it's pricey, and I already have a decent vidya setup.
t. lives in Nippon

It's on the opposite side of the bed. Even if you don't see it, it's always there.

Nippon man, do you live in a house or an apartment?

Not enough screens. Pass.

absolutely not
i learned the fucking hard way that laying on my ass too much gives me hemorrhoids, and also a strange bruise that appeared on my leg and could have easily been a dangerous clot

This is getting interesting add a trampoline

I rent a house. It's a bit old, for the area.
Gamer furniture would take up too much room, unless I dedicated an entire room as one large vegetation chamber.

I effectively have this apart from being able to lay all the way down. All you need is a tablet-arm that your keyboard can fit in and a small table for your mouse and you're set. It's comfy as hell. Wish I had discovered that keyboards can fit in tablet arms sooner as that is what really allows you to lean back into your chair comfortably.

Having my PC in my bedroom and just rolling out of bed and going to my desk on the weekends is bad enough, if I had this I'd kill myself within a month

This is a decent use of space, and I really like it.

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I envy people so much who can sleep this easily. I need to have my bed separated from everything, I literally can't fall asleep on my back, I need to have some white noise generator, and I need complete darkness. Even then I have extreme difficulty falling asleep and I have night terrors regularly. This setup would kill me, unironically.

This is why I’m thankful I work remotely in my current company. I just get to focus on lazing around and joking around with my bosses who love me and don’t realize I’m playing Elden Ring when my webcam and mic are off in group meetings.

Nah I need to get up and walk around every so often. And I don't like having my chair be my bed. Plus windows updates randomly when I put my computer in sleep mode and that shit would wake you up.

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>what is speedrunning a blood clot?

What a life bro. I'm a fucking warlock bitch

ITT: brainwashed wagecucks

hello r3ddit

Doesn't go far enough, needs a built in toilet.

Ive always had a dream to spend a day without leaving bed, but then I remember I shit like 3 times a day

>do something healthy
>like focusing on making money

damn, somebody might actually listen to this too

My life became a living hell ever since I became a wage cuck. I miss the days where I would slack off and play vidya all day. 6 figs aint worth it man

>go make money goy
Lmao no

Be sure to get some good exercise. Sitting and laying down in one position for too long will give you pneumonia because you're not using all your lung capacity and so nasty shit starts growing in your lungs.

>yes goy live in poverty for ever
lmao no

Fuck no, I already use my pc for work, It would be hell for my psyche to constantly sleep under my office.