Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with...

> Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it's not that simple... Real-life kings had real-life problems to deal with... My people who are trying to rule don't have an easy time of it. Just having good intentions doesn't make you a wise king.

Truly a brilliant author. No wonder Elden Ring is perfect.

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What does GRRM knows about ruling? he'll never rule over the fantasy genre as he will never finish his serie.

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should have made the dung eater ending the only one

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I never get tired of how retarded Martin reveals himself to be both with his actual writing and with his dumb hot takes.

His material is an excellent fit for the fromdrone world perspective

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what a nigger

I like GoT season 1 more than LotR trilogy but season 2 onwards are shit

>We look at real history where kings were not good men
The idea of the land (people) prospering only started to take fruition in the 17th century, and it didn't actually start to manifest until the revolutionary wars of the 18th century. Before that, everyone was considered subjects and barely worth more than the land they occupied.

The idea of good men becoming kings has been a fantasy since the time of Plato. But a good man is antithetical to a king. Good men lead to nationalism, and that flies in the face of the intentions of royalty.

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Nothing he said was wrong. It's ok to write a fairytail fantasy like Tolkien did but if you want to write about kingdom ruling this take is absolutely the right direction.

Literally everyone is a piece of shit, good people eat shit and your player character didn't fix shit he is just the murder hobo on a top of mountain of corpses. Fuck off with your 'edge is reality' shit

Had to come this far to see a non-faggot take

>tolkien's unrealistic because aragorn's a good person who becomes king
>my realistic and believable setting has all the kings being psychosadistic rapists who murder everyone for fun before jerking off while rubbing their dick in shit like fat brown masts lmao
George R. R. Martin is an absolutely loathsome author.

Autistic crybaby lmao

>archetypes, bad
>enlightened modern authors who understand that the real world is suffering and evil and that our fantasy should reflect that, good
He's full of shit and he knows it, that's why secretly he's hoping that he'll die before he ever has to finish his series because there's nothing satisfactory he can salvage from it in its current state

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Why are George and Fromdrones so afraid of him?

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GRRM loves Tolkien and references his work constantly, one of his books is about a rock band called The Nazgul. The whole "Aragorn's tax policy" thing is a massively cherrypicked quote where he's talking about how Tolkien was disinterested in the mundane day-to-day aspects of medieval lordship while GRRM finds them fascinating. You are being baited.

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Damage control. He spends more times having imaginary arguments with Tolkien than writing his own books.

Sometimes I feel like people like you are obviously baiting, but considering some of the people on this site and their warped view of reality, it's possible some actually think like this.

>>tolkien's unrealistic because aragorn's a good person who becomes king
That's not what he said though. He said that someone being a "good person" doesn't mean that the country will be prosperous. Having good intentions doesn't mean you're going to succeed.

>planet = Planetos
>West = Westeros
>East = Essos
>South = Sothoryos
>thousand islands = Thousand Islands
>rock with a castle on it = Castley Rock
>swords for sale = sellswords
>Sir = Ser
>dragon = Drogon
>scruffy canid = Shaggydog
>monotheistic god = R'hllor (Ruler)
>throne made of iron = Iron throne
>kings guards = Kingsguard
>the oldest city = oldtown
>city where king is = Kings landing
>City where the Lannisters have ships = Lannisport

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This guy has been absolutely seething at GRRM for years. It's genuinely insane how he can berate GRRM for being so "obsessed" with Tolkien while he himself invades every Elden Ring thread just to complain about GRRM.

he's a fat retard that cribbed tolkien and happened to get popular. It's always been extremely cringe faggots pretending he had some big insight on how stories should be written.

Martin has built an entire persona out of essentially asking why they didn't take the eagles to Mordor, while calling Tolkien dishonest he didn't write about orc rape

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It's also extremely deceptive to even frame tolkien that way, because LotR is just one of the stories. The silmarillion is filled with the kind of shit you'd expect tolkien to write.
>Orcs think they'll intimidate elves, take an elven captive, chop off his arms and legs in front of the elves and leave him to die
>This emboldens the elves into a wild fury and they burst down the gates of hell itself
>They get slaughtered to a man
this retarded shtick of grrm's is just that, shtick, it's just him trying to make himself stand out and it's worked because people are retarded.

this is unironically how naming in medieval times worked dumbass

the kind of shit you'd expect grrm to write***

>this retarded shtick of grrm's is just that, shtick, it's just him trying to make himself stand out and it's worked because people are retarded.
pretty much

If you subscribe to their tawdry mall-ninja brand of pseudo-gnostic nihilism, I feel pity for (You), and the state of your soul, user.
These men are entertainers, not artists.

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>The silmarillion
nobody care nerd, LotR is plain faggot nerd shit. It’s the Star Wars of Fantasy and attracts identical autistic dullards such as yourself.

>These men are entertainers, not artists.
and nobody claimed they are entertainers. also dont put miyazaki at the same level as that fat hack.

>pseudo-gnostic
What does this even mean

t.Fromtroon who let a Youtuber convince him Dark Souls is the peak of human achievement

> If you're a good king the land will prosper
That's literally the exact opposite of the moral of Middle Earth. Existanxe is inherently flawed because only through adversity can Gods children truly express the independence and creativity that God endowed them with to self-improve and shape their own destiny. Being "good" isn't enough, you have to defend goodness forever and uphold it against the fundamental flaws of the world.
Do people just not fucking read the appendices, Silmarillion, the letters, and the 17,000 page overview of his drafts and short stories, then pretend to know what he was saying?

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
What did Georgie Boi mean by this?

>fight in the Battle of the Somme where many of your comrades were gunned down or died to sickness
>write the most pretentious fairytale free of any real suffering with
JRR Tolkien is a faggot and it shows how detached from reality and how psychotic Englishmen are.

*write the most pretentious fairytale free of any real suffering with no tragedy elements whatsoever

Tolkien would probably ignore him because he's American, not even joking

he's a coprophiliac

>Before that, everyone was considered subjects and barely worth more than the land they occupied.
No use having lands with no subjects to work them. This is like saying that plantation owners killed/beat their slaves willy nilly rather than treating them like the expensive farm equipment they were

He's making a metaphor about his own writing, what a humble dude

George doesn't even know history, and has openly admitted to reading zero primary literature about the War of the Roses, which his story is very much based on. Also he's a pussy and thus a draft dodger and thus can be safely dismissed and will slip into obscurity as soon as the plaque in his veins speed run seals his carotid.

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>I would love to become more familiar with Spanish history. Can you recommend any good English language popular histories? I stress "popular." I am not looking for academic tomes about changing patterns of land use, but anecdotal history rich in details of battles, betrayals, love affairs, murders, and similar juicy stuff.

>The way history is taught today is more socioeconomic trends and things like that, which…I don’t know if it’s more valid or less valid, but it’s certainly more boring,” he said. “[I read history for] the wars and the betrayals, who stabbed who in the back, who was having an affair with whom, and to me that’s the juicy stuff of history. That’s what makes history fun.
>LOTR sucks because no tax policy tho

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source: your ass

>Ruling is hard
Evidently being able to pick up on allegory and symbolism in a fucking fairy tail is equally difficult.

Give several examples

>book isn't about ruling kingdoms
>why doesn't it talk more about about realistic kingdom ruling
It's a real mystery

>describing the lord of the rings and the silmarillion as fairytales free of suffering
disgusting bait. filtered to a tragic degree.

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You got kings landing wrong, it's a masterpiece

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Easily the most retarded post I've ever read

Why DOES Miyazaki have a despair boner?

>no tragedy elements
Holy crap did you even read the books

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you have shit taste

Fromdrones and GRRMlets almost seem like they want to be wrong on purpose.

Nothing written in any of your shitty chuuni video games will ever be half as compelling or enduring as Tolkien's writing and nothing you say will change this objective fact

>Good men lead to nationalism

Pic related?

>Man who saw the worst of humanity prefers to right idealistic stories that reflect his values and touch upon the consequences of war without being distasteful.
>Sheltered fat fuck writes edgy stories about rape, murder, and men being evil, obsessed with muh realism
Really makes you think...

He might have just ODed on Berserk during his formative years

Fromtrannies and their brainlet attempts to bait expose their below room temperature IQ

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Beserk isn't nearly as bad as any souls game. He must have OD'ed on Gantz.

I don't think anything in DaS is as bad as child sex trafficking

No, but Berserk doesn't perpetually make it so every character dies for no reason.

To be fair one of the core themes of DaS is the cycle of life and death, so naturally death is prevalent.