You WILL be joining hufflepuff with Poppy Sweeting, right?

>Ravenclaw
>Ash and Dragon Heartstring 12 1/2 inch
>Unyielding
>Hyena
Guess it's long nights in the library for me.

>headmaster puts the sorting hat on your head
>it starts mocking your fetishes
>out loud

It's the Pottermore site, it's been there since the 5th movie probably, you create your account and you can take a quiz of which house, patronous and wand you would have in the HP universe.

Assert dominance, cum in the hat.

Reminder that this game will not have:
>Romance
>Set class schedule
>Quidditch
The only thing that can save this game is nude mods

No, but will spitroast her with my Slytherin bros while the Hufflekeks listen

I did the quiz and got Gryffindor but I cheated to get it, does that make me Slytherin?

>kissless virgin nerds
I believe in autist superiority.

the nerds that aren't virgins end up in Gryffindor

Harry Potter did that and got away with it, you're good

Rightly so, I don't want no filthy non virgin on my autism group. They're disgusting.

That basically makes you Harry Potter, the boy who cheated to get into Gryiffindor even though he was supposed to go to Slytherin.

I get no romance and the schedules, casuals don't like persona but fuckin quidditch? That shit is core to the potter lore, it's so popular that it spawned a real sport out of it, how come the devs were so fuckin retarded to not included it?

>futa?
>so you like your chicks with dicks huh?
>ravenclaw it is then

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what house is the one with the most d&d nerds? I'll be joining that one.

gryffindor is based
slytherin is based
ravenclaw is based
hufflekeks are fags

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A-are there f-futas on ravenclaw?

Either Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, i remember that in the movies there was this one kid who was basically Harry's unofficial photographer and he (should have) almost died for being an extreme autist i think he was Hufflepuff.

no, just other fetishists (they're probably the best at alchemy, though. so why not?)

Hufflepuff.

help me understand:
>Gryffindor = Chads
>Slythering = Evil Chads
>Hufflepuff = Virgins / Incels
>Ravenclaw = ???

Colin Creevey was a gryffindor.

bad idea

maybe because the rules make no fucking sense and it will be clearly visible in a bideo game?

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Big tiddy ravenclaw gf

Aren't hufflepuff the best at alchemy?

>I'm Harry Potter
I've finally made it bros

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Obsessed

Based

Wrong.

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>smartest spellcasters
they'll have a spell for futa cocks by second semester

Helena a cute. CUTE.

a bunch of dudes fly around hurling shit at each other while each team's alpha nerd looks for the golf ball
what is there to not understand

>"No, only trannies but they are sans fucking thing right?"

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Gryffindor = Chads
Slytherin = Evil, bitter Chads
Hufflepuff = Bros, more fun and relaxed
Ravenclaw = High pressure book worms that will get good but soul crushing jobs

youtube.com/watch?v=5ezoO41rHK4

>She looks so fucking autistic
I love her already bros

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>Gryffindor = Chads
>Slythering = Evil Chads
>Hufflepuff = Special needs class
>Ravenclaw = Turbonerds

A-alright then...
Fuck you, old cum rag. Futas have a pussy too and they're real women.

Those character models are fucking hideous.

Funbag titty house for me
youtube.com/watch?v=94B0s9uXejg

>Hufflepuff = Bros
Reminder Cedric was talking brutal shit behind Harry's back with his friends.
They're canonically the "we'll have everyone the other three don't want" house.

>Ravenclaws
>Nerds
Yes
If I'm to go to a wiz school, I'm gonna learn even the spell to fix eye glasses

Hufflepuff are chads Gryffindor are tryhard incels

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>they're real women
No they're not you fucking retard, they're not the same, they're not even on the same fucking LEAGUE as women, they're objectively superior in every way.
To hufflepuff with you.

She looks like a boy

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Bruh it's a game it's not that deep fr

poppy can pop my balls in her mongo mouth

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>HBC will never tease you
RELEASE ME

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I would aggre with you if there wasn't already a PS2 quidditch game, all they had to do was just to copy over into their game.

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this game better have a awkward bully you can embarrass and then date

>jew wood

Fuck you, I'll get a futa gf and there's nothing you can do about it.

why does the bitch on the left looks photoshopped?
As in, she looks like somebody took the original image and shopped in some random lady's face

Says the retard praising an autist zoophile that actively let WW2 happen and a dead guy.

What would happen if he got pregnant?

Welcome to photoscanning.

She's big titty goth gf and big titty mommy gf all in one. What's not to love?

sounds like a snake fucker

If there's certain channels of communication restricted within houses, all the losers will pool together in Slytherin and you'll be missing out on all the cringe kino if you don't choose it. If not, who cares.

>Helena
>Big tits

it's not an online game

Not to mention the upper class accent

you already have all the potter cringe kino you could ever desire right at your fingertips, at fanfiction.net and in gary's mod