I don't get it, what makes her so popular
I don't get it, what makes her so popular
Jonathan Morales
Ryder Morris
Smash
Gavin Martinez
>blonde
>tall
Elijah Jones
Boobie
Juan Sanders
When we were kids and we realized it was a cute aryan girl who have bird alien trainers (like real life) and a tight skinned suit we loved her and was our first waifu's. Samus wil always b badass and sh'es kind too
James Ross
You just posted it
Dominic Roberts
Blacked
Leo Miller
Literally everything. She's the type of character that can be a loving stay at home mother to your three children who welcomes you home with love and admiration or...she can be a complete slut lasting for any and all type of cock she can get her mouth and pussy on and either would still work.
Isaac Davis
>fantasy fetish
Logan Foster
Tall, blonde, white, Aryan goddess
Isaac Reyes
porn
Alexander Powell
>she can be a complete slut
Not Samus
Jeremiah Harris
your a joo. 0.09 cnets added to your mkultra faggot ass NYAUHGHHASA hiss hiss hiss fuck uou hissd dumb bases dumb bases jew jew haha jew jew haha
Easton Jenkins
Built for BAC (Big Alien Cock)
Anthony Taylor
shouldn't you be off grooming kids in gaming discords
Dylan Murphy
Dunno, post more Samus and I'll figure it out for you
Jaxon Long
Be honest:
How many of you actually played Metroid?
Connor Ortiz
Coomers who have not played a single Metroid, and do not realize how badass she is. I can tolerate them, but I won't lie when I say that's the main reason why a lot of people like her, as unfortunate as it may be.
Xavier Barnes
h...hi user how u doin? hop ur well man. do well in all things.
Isaac White
I've played most of them, including Other M which I disliked.
Jordan Bell
Based
Hunter Rivera
Made for facehuggers
Nolan Moore
Having a generic garbage design and being shoehorned for over 3 decades until people notice her
Brayden Thomas
The only way I tolerate those faggots is when they’re clearly talking about Smash Samus and not Metroid Samus. They also piss me off when they try to bring Other M Samus into the equation.
Jonathan Sanders
she has a remodelable shithole
Angel King
Sexy armor.
Carter Morgan
What white character doesn’t have a generic design?
Anthony Collins
God I wish I were Samus
Andrew Ramirez
Ian Morris
Voldo.
Sebastian Miller
That design does things for me.
Asher Roberts
Kayden Brooks
>what waiht characta
kys
Jonathan Garcia
fucking look at her you dip shit
Isaac Lopez
Lalatina
Nathaniel Powell
It really is over isn't it
Henry Howard
Blonde ponytails...
Carter Gutierrez
Raratina
Dominic Ross
NOW she's Blacked
Brandon Russell
Samus being waifubait has done absolutely nothing to improve this series, even from its inception. I invite you to list even one positive that resulted from being anything other than a soulless, emotionless robot.
Carter Robinson
>metroid fusion was 3 decades ago
where does the time go?
Logan Turner
Good taste, but I prefer her with the bunned french braid
Eli Davis
Cute Artoria
Leo Davis
The porn
Noah Barnes
Nostalgia
Kayden Wood
Why?
Ian Johnson
She's a hard worker.
Aaron Russell
you are trying so hard.
Jackson Robinson
KING MOMMY
Brody Brooks
see
Angel Bailey
It's no wonder this board likes Metroid: Other M and shat all over the Prime series, if your only priorities are porn related.
Camden Lewis
What would you do though?
Ryan Anderson
Didn't he just release a teaser for his Melina video?
Aaron Butler
Jason Williams
I like Artoria and Artoria posters
Jackson Hall
It's those big tits
Caleb Butler
He released the Melina video and was working on a Malenia video when he got doxxed.
Tyler Hall
That artist draws a pretty soft Artoria..
Asher Ross
yeah but then his local authorities released a tonfa into his sphincter, it's like poetry
Ian Ross
I’m just being truthful, even video game Master Chief looks like your generic white protagonist with his helmet off (not the shitty TV show Chief). I’m not woke in any way.
Carter Wood
no
Evan Edwards
Strong female character(Beautiful)
Carter Lee
bounty hunt with miscellaenous results
Brandon King
>It's no wonder this board likes Metroid: Other M
Who? I haven't seen anyone that wasn't trolling, shitposting, or being a contrarian say they liked Other M
Jaxson Torres
>Blonde
>Blue eyed
>White
>Aryan warrior
>biologically female and openly transphobic
>Fights social anarchists and other criminal leftists who don't believe in property
Neither Adam nor Ian were black. She does not race-mix.
Isaiah Gomez
Auron FF10
Jose Young
prime was my shit as a child, and fusion was my mobile shit. played 3 a few years later, didnt like it as much. played 2 years after that, liked it quite a bit more
played super as well, also fun
thats it i think. good games
Charles Morgan
Ryder Russell
Samus’s best friend is a black guy, though.
Luke Gomez
You know she's only like 5'4" now, right?
Kayden Bennett
I want to be a criminal you're hunting down and get amazon pressed into submission
I played Metroid Fusion but only for a week since I borrowed it from a friend.
Henry Jackson
Look at the thread right now. We're in a massive coomer vortex, and there isn't a soul here who likes the actual games.
Easton Morris
Correct. Samus as a superior being can be friends with any species as unlike said species she does not hold unfounded grudges [See BLM, #StopAsianHate etc etc etc].
Anthony Parker
MP1-3
Super Metroid
John Miller
Not as of Dread, she’s 6’1” without the heels in that game.
Colton Phillips
>Not as of Dread
lol
Dylan Cox
Meaty
Wyatt King
You don't understand.
Leftists just want to degrade Samus aryan nature into a bestial objectified sexual object, see any Made for *** posts.
There isn't any new discussion to be had to really warrant a thread and mods do nothing about the resetera raids
Hudson Gray
>local authorities
Has this actually been confirmed?
Jose Smith
>Samus being waifubait has done absolutely nothing to improve this series
Seeing that it does nothing to hurt the series I don't see the point of this post.
Justin Kelly
So, like the Master Chief?
Jeremiah Thomas
fuck fuck sex sex
Luis Martinez
No, the Master Chief is a globalhomo weapon to terrorize regional independence movements and assassinate "evil right wing survivalists"
Master Chief has friends as long as his masters allow him to.
Jordan Perry
Super (1996)
Metroid (199X, 200X, 201X, dropped)
Fusion (2007)
Zero Mission (2007)
Prime Hunters (2006)
Prime 3 (2008)
Metroid 2 (2010, dropped)
AM2R (2016)
SR (2017)
Prime 1 (2021)
Dread (2021)
Give me a reason to boot Prime 2 or I'm going to fap to Samus again.
Easton Sanders
Blonde feathered pubes
Kayden Barnes
Liam White
Fap to Samus AND THEN play Prime 2 you imbecile
Anthony Fisher
Let me guess, you emulated them all right?
Benjamin Lee
This isn’t TV show Master Chief, let’s not get them mixed up please.
Brandon Perry
she's a big girl
Juan Evans
TF2 mercs
In fact most of valves character designs are pretty great
Samuel Jenkins
>This isn’t TV show Master Chief
Wrong.
Video Game/Book Master Chief: Master Chief is a globalhomo weapon to terrorize regional independence movements and assassinate "evil right wing survivalists"
TV Show Master Chief: Master Chief is a globalhomo weapon to terrorize regional independence movements and assassinate not-antifa
Oliver Cook
I bought super and hunters and prime 3
Fair enough
Justin Young
TF2 Mercs are all Stereotypes, they're the embodiment of Generic. Not that they're bad, but they're Generic.