HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO FIGHT THIS SHITTY FUCKING BOSS I SWEAR TO GOD IVE KILLED IT 4...

Blunt weapon, user. This game is filled with retarded specific counters, like the Malekith item, the Mohg flask, etc. These guys explode the moment you hit them with a big hammer like Great Stars o Brick on Stick. You don't even have to level the weapons that much either, by +8 you should have a crystal slaying machine.

What copy paste bosses does DS2 even have? I remembered more from DS1, and a lot more in Sekiro.

>margit has a copy paste
>godrick has a copy paste
>godfrey has a copy paste
>mohg has a copy paste
>fortissax has a copy paste
Where do i find the radahn copy paste?

Nigga, just use a mace

There's a recolored Smelter Demon.

That's about it, really.

True, but you don't even have to do that. Just poise break and riposte, then their armor breaks.

Two big hammers
jump attack
The scarlet rot fucks with the mage are the worst
Why the fuck does the spear crystalian exist
that fucking infinite hoping stab is the most annoying shit
I started using the moonveil on my int/dex character because of them. I didn't know the beam was capable of staggering

Can confirm. Had no problems using slash attacks. They start taking real damage after the first poise break

Dafuq is this thread? People really are terrible at video games, huh.

Ive already fought them. This inst my screenshot. IM MAD IVE HAD TO FIGHT THEM IN LIKE 10 DIFFERENT VARIANTS

PARRY
A
R
R
Y

Yes

eat this you crystal faggot

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When do i have openings???? NEVER!! ESPECIALLY ON THE ROT TRIO!!!

You step into the fucking boss arena and immediately get with magic/spear and stunlocked to death cause they all never stop attacking!!!!

What's the problem? Smack them with a hammer or Rock Sling until you break their armor, and then you can kill them in like three or four hits.

Dude just backstab them lmao. That fight is not an issue dude. You can backstab one, then backstab the other while the first is still on the ground and then move onto the third and just keep backstabbing the mofos until theyre dead. I lol'd irl fighting them they were that easy.

its botw levels of lazy

open world games are literally a scam, they just copy paste content and pretend like there's more of it

Dude just backstab them lmao

>When do i have openings????
Make your own.

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it's like a 30 second fight, retard
may as well be a regular enemy
stop whining

>Two big hammers
Ah yes let me just level up two weapons I don't use for a specific boss

> jump attack with strike weapon 3 times
> do critical hit
> now they're cracked and every hit staggers
> demolish in seconds

probably the easiest miniboss in the game. and I'm a sorcerer who still uses a shitty flail for these guys

UN OOPH
UN OOPH
UN OOPH
UN OOPH
UN OOPH
UN OOPH

After 60 hours the game just gets more and more annoying. It also feels like it wont ever end either. Not a big fan.

They quite literally are a regular enemy

Sekiro is better and respects your time

>barricade shield
>jab bounces off
>guard counter to the face
>tries to jab again, bounces off
>guard counter
>posture broken
>smashed into a million piece
nothin personel crystallian

in the base game, I think only pursuer and dragonrider. although, ruin sentinels reappear later as normal enemies instead of bosses. the dlcs reuse smelter demon and velstadt from the main game, and the ivory king dlc reuses its big kitty boss for a double big kitty bossfight. there might be a few more I can't think of at the moment.

>it's another katana shitter gets filtered episode

Just wait until this guy finds out how many times he has to fight ulcerated tree spirits

There was a thread earlier of some people malding about Rykard
No idea if they were shitposting or not

ds2's problem isn't copy/paste bosses. it's exceedingly low quality bosses.

the base game doesn't have a single quality boss.

Really reaching

>you didnt beat the game

dont lie, there are only a few of these there and they out of your way, they arent even common.

So pick up a basic bitch club and do the same shit
Anything that does strike damage murders them

Yes. You get enough materials that getting shit up pretty high is no issue. Even then, +16 is good enough for crystal dudes even in the end games.

They're at the moonlight altar area too.

Not that you should care, they guard absolutely nothing and you can just sprint past them on torrent. Open world is such a fucking meme.

These retards are probably still bouncing off of miners and think it's normal

You can pull the 3 scarlet ones one by one.

DS2 has the best bosses.

Use a striking weapon

If you think that's bad, just wait until you find the boss fight that adds a third Crystalian (Caster) and they all cause scarlet rot on hit.

But yeah, use a striking weapon, run away a bunch and jump attack the spear asshole after is final combo hit. Eventually guard break, critical hit, advantage charged attack.

Besides the three snails that summon them constantly

I have tried to help so many hosts with that fight but they all eat shit before I can even step through the fog.

>Muh openings
Why do I keep seeing this complaint? Are you waiting for them to just stop for 10 seconds or something?

You are aware you can backstab them, right?
And you know you are immune to damage during critical hit animations?

It's almost as if there's a connection here.

>When you have to fight all three variants at once and they cause crimson rot.

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What you haven't fought red wolf of radagon#6 yet?

just use fire bro

How because they can’t wait to fuck my ass raw the moment I step into the room I thing only a couple of times did the mage not attack the spear guy has something to show me every time I show up