They literally called him "John Halo" in the show. How did they fuck up this badly?
They literally called him "John Halo" in the show. How did they fuck up this badly?
>They literally called him "John Halo"
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hahhahahahahhahahaha that's master chief?! Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Captain Keyes: "This is John Halo, otherwise known as Master Chief, our best weapon against the covenant and hero of the UNSC."
I couldn't fucking believe it either.
No they didn't. You're shitposting.
I don’t believe you.
spoon me the clip, i dont feel like looking it up
Foot fetish is one of the most boring shit ever devised
>How did they fuck up this badly?
imagine actually thinking any video game tv show or movie would be any good
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>every Sangheili nigger must fucking hang
I know they want to portray her as evil and crazy but I can't believe they actually let this air
No way
>This is Keyes
cool thread
He also fucking hates Cortana
mind blowing how little they care about the source material, but not surprising in the least
Not if you like feet. And I love small feet in my mouth as I plow chicks and guess what virgin bitches love it too...so how about you devise yourself some bitches.
Sonic was decent..out of all the Vidya movies I would think to be watchable it was not the Sonic movie that came to mind..but it's decent.
>"John Halo" is real
It just keeps getting worse for Halo.
Based, that’s what he’ll be called in the games, that’s his canon luck powers. It will also kill bookfags saying he’s not Halo, now he is Halo.
JOHN
SALCHICHON
>John Cawadoody and John Halo team up to fight the Russians in Ukraine
Why is the socialist hanging?
That's to make him relatable to anyone who's used a Windows product.
Not video games
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no john you are the demons
>How did they fuck up this badly?
It isn't a fuck up user, this is on purpose. The simple truth of the matter is that this is all apart of the demoralisation campaign. Everything you like, everything of value, everything beautiful; It all has to be destroyed.
Because he believes socialism will lead to something he actually wants like comunism or nazism or..
But it's just shit that lead nowhere and people using other means to achieve the ends are much further into it.
Socialists unironically believe that "just give power to the right dude and everything will be great".
this webm feels like it's from a netflix show about an alt righter committing hate crimes
John Halo is a pretty cool guy
lel
The look of contempt for race mixers is stronger than any covenant
why is he acting like an autist retard?
because he is one? Kidnapped a a child and trained to be a weapon'll do that to a person.
Because Master Cheif IS an autist
hes a real human bean
no. master chief got no emotions, that dude is trying to show emotions with no success.
If this was the real Chief, I doubt he would care.
Give it to me straight anons, is this demoralisation thing just a funny meme or do you retards genuinely believe this?
The real Chief wouldn't be fucking around on some train without his armour.
Chief is autistic in the lore, user...
Literally the my feet hurt meme. Someone should make an edit.
>halo ever being allowed to interact with civilians
they really just don't care do they
True
No, that's muttsterchief.
kek
I didn't see the show but they already said they don't care about the games
THAT's Master Chief? He literally looks like any downs syndrome average US marine wtf
>I didn't see the show but they already said they don't care about the games
which is retarded. classic film maker making a video game adaptation dismissing what made the game special to insert his own quirks.
At this point I'm convinced they made this show purely to make fun of the Halo franchise
down syndrome? he just looks autistic which is the only thing that is well done
the trailer already gave it away that they did not give a shit
the writers of this show stated that they did not play halo or use any of the source material or anything
seriously, look it up
Yeah Chief is autistic but he should be handsome autistic like this This Chief just looks ugly and retarded and like he beats and rapes his wife and brags about it on facebook.
I'm glad he's spent more time without his helmet or armor on, because regular looking grunt dude is the iconic design we all know and love, not some big green armor
Why the fuck didn't they just adapt this. This is all they had to do.
I think halo is an pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
Lmao
not enough bmwf couples
If you can't see the purposeful rape and ruination of any sort of culture or history with your own eyes, you might be blind, retarded, or for some dip shit faggot reason, in favor of it.
Either way fix yourself and realize the antiwhite propaganda in the world.