"Yes my favorite video game of all time is Ocarina of Time, how did you know?"

I'm an american and even I get sick looking at this shit. So many "local" food styles like this are fucking horrendous.

>chiink sauce comic.png

Dragon's Dogma

Thats literally just a topless pie.

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Only people who think OoT is exceptional is people who had Nintendo 64 as kids and no other console or computer.

This is the only positive influence Chicago has on post-Christian Western society

>NOOOO LET ME BEAT THE GAME MY WAY IM HAVING FUN

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>Dump a bunch of berries in a pie shell
>xD I'm a chef

>"Yes my favorite video game of all time is Elden Ring, how did you know?"

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>"Sony always wins"

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>For me? There's only one thing better than a good MOBA.

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God this artsy shit is retarded. Just give me a fucking plate.

Do I have a shit palate or is that level of runny scrambled eggs just fucking gross

Yeah weird isn't it?

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>NOOO I'M PLAYING THE GAME THE WAY I LIKE STOP MOCKING ME

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What in the name of god

utter shit but if you're into it it's an absolute blast? musou games.

>Nothing but salt
Pick your poison of current pvp fad game.

He has 15 michelin stars. He knows a lot more about cooking and flavor than you basement dwellers.

>"Yes my favorite video game of all time is Ocarina of Time, how did you know?"

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>"NOOOOO KOJIMA GOT A LOT OF AWARDS YOU CANT CRITICIZE HIM"

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Maybe some ketchup for the chicken, but that looks fine to me.

michelin stars are made up nonsense

>1996+26
>still seething daily

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reminds me of that video of that guy who got told to wash the chicken so he used soap on it.
>Tyrone, why is the water soapy?

Test

He have more knowledge but looks like he doesnt cook too much since becoming famous. All i see is clips about raw meat and uncooked cheese.

I'll still take this over faggot newyork pizza where all the toppings slide off and the slices are more limp and flaccid than an old man's cock.

So this is the fabled black seasoning

Mario 64 is better than Ocarina of Time

For me it's Deus Ex Human Revolution

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>amerilards call this "pizza"
Motherfucker this is salsa in a breadbowl.

I like my chickin rare

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>Game has feature bloat

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What is it about a healthy, wholesome meal that makes shitskins seethe so hard?

>Yeah, I love Death Stranding how did you know?

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NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST JACK HERE

I like thin crust thats stiff like a cracker. What is the cracker of games?

I will post whomever I want.

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Obsessed

Do white people really?

why did they do it

Yes, I am obsessed with trainwrecks, how could you tell?

Majoras mask>>>Ocarina of time

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>Game has a mechanic that makes git gud retards seethe

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100% best analogy right here, some people just dont get musou and only play small bits of themed ones like zelda and fire emblem, but the true chads have enjoyed all of it.
Dynasty Warriors 3, now THAT was a game.

I miss eating like this

You know the sauce really doesn't go to the very bottom right? Deep-dish is mostly firm and you're only supposed to eat one or two pieces, it's basically pizza lasagna.

>Game is made by a racist

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daggerfall

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Baker*
There's varying degrees of complexity to everything. The berries probably need to be slightly cooked and a few different ingredients added to create the sauce. Also the crust could be homemade. This could be made more complex but its only as complex as you want to to be, ranging from really simple to extremely complex. Thats the neat part about cooking.
That said, This could easily be some canned pie filling, in a store-bought crust. At face value, its akin to a piece of grilled chicken.

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I just shovel it in my mouth and swallow it like a snake. What games let you shovel in the content?

Do white people really????

I don't think that black people even like the taste of food, they just like the taste of spices

Do Americans really do this...?

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Name one thing I could possibly be "jealous" of (though your meme meant to say envious, another example of failed American education standards), without using the word "freedom" or deflecting to "Europe".

God Americans are disgusting

NOOOO STOP USING THE SCISSORS! YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE SPAGHETTI!

I can't believe I'm about to masturbate to spaghetti.

No because they are speaking Chinese???? Korean??? japanenese???? fuck I dont know one of those gook languages

I always masturbate on my spaghetti

>party member betrays you

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>inferior and weaker blatant copycat is more renowned than the original

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That's how they're often done in England but I don't know if there's a proper name for that style of scrambled eggs. I grew up eating them, they're not runny at all but really light and fluffy.

Our guns and the fact that we all have cars. Europe can match or beat America in a lot of ways, but none of you can match us for those two things.

I unironically like plain food
t. not even white

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>that look of contempt

that dog just became tomorrow nights dinner

Pro tip. Do not wash chicken

This big nigga dead yet?

>we all have cars.
You all have cars because everything in America is built around having a car. Europe is much more tightly integrated and actually has functioning and well funded public transit that means you don't need a car

You have brought shame to this famiry, and to think I was going to eat you rast.

i like food with subtle flavors - spices and herbs are great, but everything should be used in moderation. my gf fucking drowns everything in spices, cant taste anything other than the mountain of shit she puts on it. not to mention she puts fucking everything in the cabinet on it at once

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>couldn't resist bringing up Europe despite my specifically mentioning to avoid it
This is why the world laughs at you.
>guns
Everyone else has guns too.
>cars
Wait, you legit think the rest of the world doesn't have CARS? Are you actually mental?
Also I'm not from a European country.

What is the Pizza Margherita of video games?

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having survived two strokes, he has evolved to the next level

but the food looks bad so it probably tastes bad

Love me a 'go 'za

It's cool, she made a good stir fry later.

Chicago pizza is more like breadsticks with heavy sauce, retards. It’s the crust that’s thick, not the toppings.

Based. People put too much shit on everything. Nobody even appreciates a nice bowl of white rice with nothing on it

No, God has blessed him and is restoring his arm after the second stroke.

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time for me to pick random food webms from my folder and post, wish me luck

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BREAKFAST > ALL

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An unfinished early access game

i don't think i've ever understood this one
it literally looks perfect

reported for racism

kill yourself kike

nigger

enjoy your permaban

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yes, please tell us how we are doing everything wrong, oh great and powerful european

>white people be like
>this chicken’s too spicy

And thus is the amerifag so simply triggered.

>food thread
>euros and vatniks go ape shit
everytime

Based

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you should bike everywhere or use the train.
even though the size of most states dwarf most euro countries.

I could actually eat all 4 plates in one setting. KFC has a deal on the app where you get 8 pieces of normal chicken and 8 tenders and three large sides and I get that and eat it myself.

Europe is a Muslim country now
your women get groped and raped and spit on and shit on by Muslim invaders with 80 iq

sage sage sage sage sage

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>chicken and waffles
I’m so tired of this gentrified nigger meeme food

a fact most euros tend to forget

>Chicken and waffles
What is wrong is Americans

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I apologize, I just assumed you came from one of the three places in the world that mattered. I ruled out Japan because they'd probably commit seppuku if they were retarded like you.

Please tell me fren, from where do you hail that it's better than America?

fuck off baby killing ivan

>game has advanced fluid physics

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do not wash any meat
all you're doing is spreading the germs around the kitchen
any sort of bacteria or whatever is going to get killed when it cooks

based schizo

The food thing gets mentioned a lot because shitskins literally cant think of anything they have over whites or anything bad about whites (because there isn't anything)

And the food thing is forced and untrue

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It's black food, like chitterlings (pig intestinces) and pickled watermelon rind.
I don't know why there are white people holding those plates. I assume they just did it for the photo and proceeded to throw them out.

No one said having a car is bad in America. It's just silly for Americans to say that anyone should be jealous that they all have cars when a large amount of the world doesn't NEED to have a have a car. America's population is far more dispersed than the old world's and requires travelling greater distances. That combined with the general lack of public transport means that having a car in America is basically a requirement unless you live in the heart of one of the big cities.

>coffee with fries and a burger

kojima you madman you cannot do that

meeeeds

let me guess, you need more?

Sure, like I'm going to tell you where I live so when the civil war begins, you'll pick my paradise to escape to with your cunt tail between your legs.
Rot in the grey prison you built.

Clearly fake but still somewhat entertaining.

Revengeance is the best metal gear game btw

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>"My personal favorite? Gotta be The Last of Us 2."

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reminder that he lost the use of his hand because he had a stroke, most likely due to the HORRIBLE FUCKING FOOD HE MAKES AND EATS

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No it isn't you tard, the cheese, sauce, and bread are all increased into pie form. If you tell people it's a fucking breadstick they'll think of breadsticks with light toppings of cheese and sauce which is absolutely not what deep dish is.

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you've clearly never eaten non seasoned black food
it taste like soap

AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

kek you're a shitskin aren't you

It’s because white people worship everything black people do.

>"NOOOO MY FANSERVICE IN MY GAME"

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Slaves were given the leftover scraps of their owners' meals as their own source of sustenance.
They were forced to drown them in spices to make them edible. It's just ingrained into their nature at this point.

Aw sweet, a schizo thread.
We don't have those where I'm from.

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Uhh, user... He had TWO strokes, not one.
Get it fucking right.

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i baked some fresh bread last week and just had the loaf with plain boiled chicken and cucumber
it was genuinely so delicious and there's something freeing about it
usually i marinate my chicken to death but never again
this too
really high quality white rice is delicious on its own

>kill yourself kike
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I literally ate chicago style people while i was in chicago, you braindead faggot. It’s mostly crust, retard.

>zagat
lmao

Why is there an autist LARPing as a /pol/ version of Lee?

God I wish I was that glass

Why does he dab it

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Just clean out your sink, why do you not clean your sink and keep it dry between uses?

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>"Ah, Japanese games truly are superior to western trash."

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